Dec 17 2009I Want Babies!: Weaponized/Armored Strollers
Have you ever seen a better reason to have children? I haven't. These strollers, designed by Chinese artist Shi Jinsong, are just the thing to give your little tyke a head start on surviving the zombie/robotic apocalypses. Which, according to my calculations, may actually take place simultaneously. What does that mean to you? Holy f***ing shit.
Hit the jump for another shot of this one and another badass carriage that I would in no way, shape or form be ashamed to be pushed around in.
shi jinsong gun shape baby carriage [designboom]
Thanks to nolan and Don, whose children already know how to disassemble and reassembly a handgun in less than a minute.
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Reader Comments
1. naas - December 17, 2009 10:15 PM
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DO WANT
Shoot now, and ask que.... and RUN AWAY!!!
Baddest (only) stroller on geekologie this week
2. akonn - December 17, 2009 10:16 PM
haha this thing is awesome, i want one for myself
3. Spork - December 17, 2009 10:22 PM
OMG I want one for my nephew! This has to be the COOLEST thing in child-rearing ever, besides the Klingon based ones of course.
4. Fearofthewalnut - December 17, 2009 10:26 PM
Autobots! Roll out!
:O
5. JJtoob - December 17, 2009 10:29 PM
Oops, they forgot to mention, it's unmanned, or unbabied? Anyway, it looks like it's for your baby, but believe me, it FOR your baby. There is no future man, we are all gonna die... soon...
6. Monketron - December 17, 2009 10:31 PM
SPY SAPPIN' MAH STROLLER!!!!!!!!!
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8. I have a crush on GW - December 17, 2009 11:14 PM
I will personally volunteer to have your babies GW.
We need someone to carry on the war against robots
9. Profound - December 17, 2009 11:16 PM
holy f***. should the weapons fire, the baby will probably become hearing impaired. unless, of course, those are meant for robot babies... then, rock on. just sayin'
10. Jiakasuma - December 17, 2009 11:32 PM
Is there one for big babies like me?
11. livingjetlag - December 17, 2009 11:33 PM
Goo, goo. Pew pew!
12. youdumbshits - December 18, 2009 1:23 AM
You dumb shits, it's sculpture.
Art.
Heard of that ?
13. Jelly - December 18, 2009 1:55 AM
YOU FOOLS!
ITS NOT A STROLLER OF ANTI-ROBOT,
IT IS A ROBOT
14. meowmo - December 18, 2009 2:21 AM
you just want babies because it's the holiday time of year again where you have to be around your 'happy' family who legitimate their relationships with tiny versions on their shitty selves. it's the most wonderful time of the yeeeear.
15. graf zeppelin - December 18, 2009 4:53 AM
ladies?
16. ZombieSmat - December 18, 2009 7:06 AM
Only time I considered having a kid is to raise it ready for the apocalypse. This would make things easier.
17. ~zeus~ - December 18, 2009 7:40 AM
this is the MiniMe chair lolz
18. Aaronzzz - December 18, 2009 8:03 AM
If you run out of bullets...... Just launch the baby at them.
INCOMING BABY!!!! DUCK AND COVER!!!!
19. Kip - December 18, 2009 8:57 AM
lol Awesome. might have one of those for sprog number two!
20. Jaded Icon - December 18, 2009 9:18 AM
Now I need the adult armchair version. Rocket launchers, lazers and a cup holder, yes please!!
21. mike - December 18, 2009 9:37 AM
this is a prototype stroller designed by stewie.
22. Woejack - December 18, 2009 9:47 AM
Reminds me of Lone Wolf and Cub!
23. Ollie Williams - December 18, 2009 9:51 AM
@13
Really? You mean to tell me it's suppose to be non-functional concept art? I would have NEVER guessed as it's obviously being displayed in a gallery.. you fucking moron.
Do not breed.
24. Rodz - December 18, 2009 12:54 PM
Fuck the Stroller. Did you just say Robot-Zombies???
25. Chris - December 18, 2009 11:27 PM
now thats a single husbands baby carage!
26. cabbo - December 19, 2009 7:40 AM
This is just like the thing from that movie with the bad ass samurai and his kid, except modernised. You know the film.
27. Neal - December 19, 2009 8:55 AM
seems like urban weapon to me
28. Fearofthewalnut - December 19, 2009 3:53 PM
@13
What's an 'art'? I have never heard of one.
29. GirlsWearingMyJersey - December 20, 2009 3:28 PM
Finally a stroller that a father won't be embarrased to push around! LOL
30. JOHN>All these comments have been produced by gay,homo,little fucking faget ass NERDS. CLICK HERE TO - December 21, 2009 1:45 PM
Wow where the fuck do you guys come up withthis mother fucking SHIT..Seriously...Weed and drinkings alot more fucking important okay?? ASSHOLES>>>>?????????????????????????????????
SEX----------->NOT---------->WAR------------>FO SHOW
31. yogu - December 21, 2009 4:21 PM
Totally reminds me of "Baby Cart from Hades," one of the movies from the Lone Wolf and Cub series. Oh yeah, it was a manga first, I guess.
32. geekgirl - December 22, 2009 1:49 PM
@26: "single husbands"?
My biological clock is ticking just so I can buy this stroller!
33. metin2 hileleri - February 14, 2010 4:51 PM
this is the MiniMe chair lolz..