I Want Babies!: Weaponized/Armored Strollers

Have you ever seen a better reason to have children? I haven't. These strollers, designed by Chinese artist Shi Jinsong, are just the thing to give your little tyke a head start on surviving the zombie/robotic apocalypses. Which, according to my calculations, may actually take place simultaneously. What does that mean to you? Holy f***ing shit.

Hit the jump for another shot of this one and another badass carriage that I would in no way, shape or form be ashamed to be pushed around in.

shi jinsong gun shape baby carriage [designboom]

Thanks to nolan and Don, whose children already know how to disassemble and reassembly a handgun in less than a minute.

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