Own Your Own Lunar Lander (Replica), $89K

Want to place outerspace in your own backyard and pretend YOU'RE ON THE F***ING MOON? Who doesn't?! Well now you can thanks to these full scale lunar lander replicas from Space Toys. Houston, I have a boner.

Who doesn't want a LEM? These are custom made per order and built to exact specifications. Each can be custom made to match a specific lunar lander Apollo Mission. Available with or without a complete interior. Built from durable materials with the highest attention paid to authenticity and detail.

Another great addition to any museum or private collection. The Lunar Module shown at right shows the level of detail, the customer can expect in a high fidelity replica from Spacetoys.com. This item is only available as a build to order purchase. Details are amazing and the authenticity is fantastic.

Damn do I want one! Plus a full interior? Sweeeet. Forget a mancave, I want a manlander! A fridge full of beer, some video games, and I'm one happy astronaut. Did somebody say freeze-dried ice creams? Yes, please! I scream, you scream, but NOBODY HEARS US CAUSE WE'RE IN OUTERSPACE!

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Thanks to Megan, who overshot the moon and landed in heaven. Say what's up to God for me, will you?

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