No, Absolutely Not: These $263,000 Speakers

We've seen our fair share of ridiculously expensive speakers here on Geekologie, but nothing as scrapyard-fresh looking as these $263,000 Fabio Ognibeni Opere Sonore's. Admittedly, they do go with any decor, provided you live in an blacksmith's workshop. God, I'd hate to run into one on my way for a midnight snack though. The Fabio Ognibeni Opere Sonare: peasants stub their toes, the rich have them shaven clean off.
And on a side note, for $263K I'll come over and physically hold your speakers up for you.
These speakers probably aren't worth the $263,000 price tag [dvice]
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