Dec 1 2009My Head Almost Exploded With Cuteness!
I've been looping this video for the past 20 minutes and I can't stop smiling my big toothless GW grin. Granted, it's already been on Youtube for over a month and has like 30 trillion views, so why I haven't seen it is beyond me. But somehow, it's all your fault. I swear, you are such a jerk I could spit nails. OMG, grab some wood -- TREE FORT!!
Hit the jump for another worthwhile kitty video of the return of ninja/stalking cat.
Thanks to sham, who finally broke the silence and showed me the light. Visual AND aural references -- L337!
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Reader Comments
1. Ford - December 1, 2009 4:13 PM
Cutest lil' bastard Evar...
2. cabbo - December 1, 2009 4:14 PM
It's friggin' terrified! The guy must be chinese.
3. catch22 - December 1, 2009 4:15 PM
damn any one of my cats coulda gotten me mega internet famous
4. cabbo - December 1, 2009 4:16 PM
So it's scare the hell out of you cat hour here at geekologie.
I shot mine. It dead now.
5. Jazzman - December 1, 2009 4:16 PM
Just like the sad lost kittens I find in farmville... KILL IT!!!!
6. cabbo - December 1, 2009 4:19 PM
OH GOD NO IT CAUGHT THE BULLET NOW IT'S AFTER ME!
7. Closet Nerd - December 1, 2009 4:21 PM
My kids LOVED this video.... its 4:19... got a minute?
MLIG
8. Venison aka cabbo's cat - December 1, 2009 4:21 PM
WE SHALL RISE UP AND CONQUER YOU!
YOUR FEATHERS ARE PUNY AND INFERIOR!
WE SNEAK ATTACK YOU WHILE YOU TAUNT US!
9. Closet Nerd - December 1, 2009 4:21 PM
ok, it WAS 4:19, but I was busy getting ready.... just sayin
10. cabbo - December 1, 2009 4:22 PM
Actually I don't have a cat, but if I did, I would call it that.
11. Hayley - December 1, 2009 4:26 PM
So f'ing cute. I want a cat.
Man. Cat-lust! OHHHHWaa
Being a transient and nomadic being sucks.
12. Scruff Mcgruff - December 1, 2009 4:35 PM
@hayley, what you need is a good ol puppy dog to keep by your side...lets make one baby just me, you and a bottle of jack.
13. mrrgl - December 1, 2009 4:39 PM
aww, cute little baby is playing "capture with front paws, bite its head while disembowling with the rear claws"!!! SO ADORABLE!
14. cabbo - December 1, 2009 4:41 PM
@12 GROW A HUMOUR GLAND.
15. cabbo - December 1, 2009 4:41 PM
And a dick.
16. cabbo - December 1, 2009 4:42 PM
And a tail.
17. cabbo - December 1, 2009 4:42 PM
And put it between your legs and GTFO.
18. Scruff Mcgruff - December 1, 2009 4:48 PM
hey cabbo buddy that really hurt all i was trying to do was put my sweet "mac" moves on hayley i wasnt trying to offend anyone maybe you would be able to show me how to get the "ladies" if you had a chance maybe we should hook up and chat a little about the good Ol days when you wernt such a total prick..yeah good times
19. Hayley - December 1, 2009 5:13 PM
Scruff McGruff. All I can say is that I am generally confused about your "mac" techniques.
Does insinuating that you might be able to impregnate a drunken girl with a puppy usually work for you?
20. Scruff Mcgruff - December 1, 2009 5:17 PM
honestly hayley yes it does and you can quote me on that because i have a half dozen kids all from different "bitch's" so baby just accept the inevitable and come into my room
21. Ollie Williams - December 1, 2009 5:26 PM
@19
Yes Hayley. Go to Scruff's room, just be quiet so you don't wake up his parents.
22. Hayley - December 1, 2009 5:28 PM
I only sex people with good sentence structure.
S'rry.
23. Scruff Mcgruff - December 1, 2009 5:28 PM
thank you! Ollie has the right idea
24. Scruff Mcgruff - December 1, 2009 5:31 PM
wow hayley that seems kind of slutty i never said anything about sex...articial incimination maybe but never once did i say sex
25. cabbo - December 1, 2009 5:45 PM
@Scruff GOOD, now let's keep it funny.
@Hayley DO IT! Human/dog hybrid FTW.
26. I-Kill-Bambi's - December 1, 2009 5:47 PM
lol dog babies
http://images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/8700000/dog-human-hybrid-is-it-real-randomness-ps-ketchup-8710518-600-450.jpg
27. cabbo - December 1, 2009 5:48 PM
Scruff, what are you trying to imply by putting ladies in quotation marks? Also, artificial incimination with just you, her, and a bottle of jack? Unless jack is a slang term for genetically altered sperm, this ain't gonna work.
28. The Awesome - December 1, 2009 5:48 PM
GW, instead of having losers parrot this stuff to you like they just stumbled upon it, you could just subscribe to Philip DeFranco and Ray William Johnson on YouTube and get these posts a lot quicker. Most of the stuff you feature from YouTube gets posted there first.
29. cabbo - December 1, 2009 5:51 PM
@26 good god, that's ugly. And in my head Hayley and Scruff were all pretty and stuff.
P.S. This has happened a few times now, I think I'm sub-conciously making all my posts rhyme.
30. cabbo - December 1, 2009 5:52 PM
eg. @10.
31. Hayley - December 1, 2009 5:56 PM
Sigh. I hate people.
32. Closet Nerd - December 1, 2009 5:59 PM
@26 That's nasty!!!
@ Scruff... I found a dog for you
http://de.acidcow.com/pics/20091130/gif_06.gif
33. cabbo - December 1, 2009 6:11 PM
@closet nerd, if you keep pulling these out I might explode.
34. gypsy - December 1, 2009 6:30 PM
i'm not a cat person, but there is something so adorable about a guy who thinks kittens are cute. geekologie writer--AWW
35. Atiz - December 1, 2009 6:35 PM
@31 welcome to the internet
also "insemination" no c. That being said, who is up for knocking up some dinosaurs the old fashioned way?
36. cheap paul smith - December 1, 2009 7:22 PM
http://www.newpaulsmith.com/paul-smith-shoes-c-518.html
37. cheap paul smith - December 1, 2009 7:27 PM
http://www.newpaulsmith.com/paul-smith-shoes-c-518.html
38. amplifide - December 1, 2009 8:18 PM
psh. not cute
39. amplifide - December 1, 2009 8:22 PM
i only like videos of cats getting caught on ceiling fans
40. Gerinych - December 1, 2009 10:57 PM
I saw that on MTV Live yesterday, they did a parody of it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXk9bbTYdFo
41. rad to the power of me - December 1, 2009 11:57 PM
@ Hayley: stop being such nagging prude
@Scruff: keep it up one of the girls on here will give it up...if not there's always MLIT
@Cabbo: Shutup
42. What The Food - December 2, 2009 1:10 AM
hehehe, Thats cute, But I'm cuter! (by a country mile)
43. no one - December 2, 2009 8:42 AM
aww so cute!
look at its eyes!
44. JADE - December 2, 2009 9:04 AM
Do it again ,do it again :)
45. Momboelitist - December 2, 2009 9:22 AM
What would really make this cuteness complete is some olive oil, salt & pepper and a BBQ grill.
46. suomynonA - December 2, 2009 9:30 AM
Cats... lol
47. Liz - December 2, 2009 9:36 AM
that was adorable. i want a kitty :(
48. so much better than you - December 2, 2009 11:28 AM
hey geekowriter, im going to the store do you need some tampons?
49. Protoculture - December 2, 2009 12:00 PM
That lady is driving me nuts! More annoying than cute
50. lee.harless - December 2, 2009 8:31 PM
that was amazing. loved it! call me!
51. RichoVonBlack - December 3, 2009 1:37 AM
Arrrrgh!,,,,must,,,,,,resist,,,,,,,must ,,,,,,,fight,,,,narrrghhh!!, ,,,,it's to late!, I gotta do it, (sorry guys) awwwwwwwwwitasabitsycutiekitten,kitchycookitchycoo,,,(god I feel so dirty)
52. Eagle - December 3, 2009 4:07 AM
Samurai kitten is preparing itself for the final showdown!
Resist its cuteness, it is but a seductive illusion!
53. Blinxx - December 3, 2009 5:24 PM
To adorable to be true!
54. sadsdaads - December 5, 2009 4:27 AM
And we will make sure, that these little kittens have lost all what evolution has taught them to do, in cities.
55. cc - December 8, 2009 2:50 PM
That's pretty freaking adorable. I need kittens.
56. Ford - December 9, 2009 4:47 PM
@35 you mean with a club?
57. Sari - December 10, 2009 8:07 PM
So cute!!!!! I want a kitten! ♥