Muppets Perform 'Ringing Of The Bells'
Remember the video of the Muppets performing Queen's 'Bohemian Rhapsody' from a few weeks ago? Well those crazy hand-up-their ass plushies are back at it, this time with the holiday classic 'Ringing of the Bells'. And speaking of ringing bells:
There was a fugitive who sought shelter in the home of a woman he knew. Her living room had a cathedral ceiling, which is to say it went all the way up to the roof peak, with rustic rafters spanning the air space below.
She was a widow, and he stripped himself naked while she went to fetch some of her husband's clothes. But before he could put them on, the police were hammering on the front door with their billy clubs. So the fugitive hid on the top of a rafter. When the woman let in the police, though, his oversize testicles hung down in full view.The police asked the woman where the guy was. The woman said she didn't know what guy they were talking about. One of the cops saw the testicles hanging down from a rafter and asked what they were. She said they were Chinese temple bells. He believed her. He said he'd always wanted to hear Chinese temple bells.
He gave them a whack with his billy club, but there was no sound. So he hit them again, a lot harder, a whole lot harder. Do you know what the guy on the rafter shrieked?
He shrieked, TING-A-LING, YOU SON OF A BITCH!
From Kurt Vonnegut's 'Timequake'. Thanks Phil.
Muppets Studio Youtube Channel
Thanks to The F'n Jem'Hadar, who LA, LA LA LA -- LA, LA LA LA!
-
I have no idea what a Ke$ha is, but apparently it makes Ke$hitty-ass music. Whatever the case, this is a Star Wars themed music video for its song 'Tik Tok'. The video is actually pretty awesome, but I watched it with no audio because I didn't want to gouge my ears out with a... / Continue →
-
This is a video of the Muppets performing Queen's iconic 'Bohemian Rhapsody'. It was really well make except for the part with Animal repeatedly yelling "Mama". That part made me want to cry blood out of my ears. Which I've done before (Lady Gaga). Except 'Poker Face', I'll... / Continue →
-
Remember Sam Hart's original Mario Love Song? I'm not ashamed to admit I downloaded it my iTunes. Okay, maybe just a little. NO I'M NOT EITHER! That shit's my jam. Well this is his latest Mario-themed song, 'Mushroom Kingdom Gurls'. It's a parody of Katy Perry 'California... / Continue →
