Dec 21 2009Lord Of The Rings Facebook Status Updates
Because I'm the L337357 blogger this side of Tar Valon ('Wheel of Time' series reference FTW!), I'm posting two Facebook related posts in a row. What can I say, I BLOG DEEP, SON! Anyway, these are Facebook status updates as written by the characters in Lord of the Rings (or somebody at College Humor). Whatever the case, I thought they were pretty cute. Granted, not as cute as the bustier I'm wearing, but I did buy myself a Victoria's Secret giftcard as an early Christmas present. And this little number is gonna look great on my floor later. Just sayin'!
Hit the jump for five more.
Lord of the Rings Status Updates [collegehumor]
Thanks to Cheyenne, who doesn't actually send tips as much as post shit on her Facebook wall and make me work for it.
Reader Comments
1. ME - December 21, 2009 8:50 PM
meh...
2. colquitt - December 21, 2009 8:50 PM
wheel of time is awesome shit.
3. ME - December 21, 2009 8:53 PM
God's was better
4. Boost - December 21, 2009 9:18 PM
The meta-humor of the internet is becoming a little much...
5. Rahvin - December 21, 2009 9:56 PM
WOHOOO! Wheel of Time reference!!!
Big fan
6. Riff - December 21, 2009 10:25 PM
So, Gandalf is Sauron's friend....
7. Fox - December 21, 2009 10:37 PM
WOT FTW GW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Absolutely kills LOTR.
RIP Robert Jordan and any chance of the gathering storm being as good as i had dreamed.
8. latexxx - December 21, 2009 10:48 PM
i love gw even more :O
wheel of time<3
9. Sithblue - December 21, 2009 10:50 PM
this is super gay
10. naas - December 21, 2009 11:09 PM
http://www.sneeko.net/images/gifs1/a64171955baf14ad4337bc6c3394c45f1142a81a.gif
11. Zmann966 - December 21, 2009 11:11 PM
Wow, I'm surprised to find the GW as a WoT fan, and so many geekologie readers as WoT fans!
WOO WHEEL OF TIME!
...
>_>
<_<
And WOO DWARVEN STRIPPERS!
12. naas - December 22, 2009 12:01 AM
http://users.skynet.be/weske/LOTR/councilofelrond0sj.gif
13. naas - December 22, 2009 12:05 AM
http://users.skynet.be/weske/LOTR/catapult1id.gif
14. naas - December 22, 2009 12:05 AM
http://users.skynet.be/weske/LOTR/boromirwins6xp.gif
15. aracorny - December 22, 2009 1:12 AM
lame
16. King Lord - December 22, 2009 1:52 AM
Really great film.
Cool rings where can I find the similar rings!
17. Sheldon Hofstaedter - December 22, 2009 2:11 AM
Definitely not precious.
18. Me - December 22, 2009 4:00 AM
WoT reference = priceless
19. cabbo - December 22, 2009 9:11 AM
Personally, I thought it was rather amusing.
20. Gustav - December 22, 2009 9:42 AM
Robert Jordan FTW
21. paulsmith - December 22, 2009 9:48 AM
http://www.newpaulsmith.com/paul-smith-canvas-holdall-bookcase-mini-car-chocolate-leather-p-21887.html
22. Jaded Icon - December 22, 2009 9:58 AM
These were o.k. Still, GW made up for it with The Wheel of Time references! Series is mad cool, but never hear about it from anyone.
23. Erica - December 22, 2009 10:54 AM
What the hell you guys? You're all hard to please. These were great.
24. Blastphemer - December 22, 2009 12:04 PM
@24
Oh didn't you hear??? Being jaded (no offense, jade and/or jaded icon) and cynical about every fucking thing on the planet is the new "in" thing. It's a hell of a lot easier than letting people know what you actually like...they might (gasp) disagree with you.
I think these things are hilarious. To the meh-sayers (that's right...I should copyright that shit), please be so kind as to stfu. You're welcome.
25. Rahvin - December 22, 2009 1:50 PM
"WOT FTW GW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Absolutely kills LOTR.
RIP Robert Jordan and any chance of the gathering storm being as good as i had dreamed."
What? BS's WoT managed to be even better than RJ's! With all due respect to RJ, of course. He was a great writter, and he is the one who created the entire mithology of Randland
WoT waaaay much better than LotR, for sure!
26. Cheyenne - December 22, 2009 6:27 PM
...and work for it you will.
27. Zanlin - December 22, 2009 6:44 PM
WOT FTW PRICELESS!!!!!
Also, how can yall not laugh at Orkish bro's and humanoid Ho's party?! great stuff.
Who knew so many Geekologie readers are WOT fans. I guess RAFO really does work.
MORE WHEEL OF TIME REFERENCES, MORE SHARK!
28. Nier - December 22, 2009 6:45 PM
WoT...I didn't think it was possible but now I <3 you even more, Geekologie.
29. Uncle Eccoli - December 22, 2009 7:14 PM
In Tolkien it's ElvISH.
30. Maenah! - December 22, 2009 7:35 PM
OMG WOT. ^_____^
It's like when you catch sight of shiny objects, it just takes all your attention away from everything and makes you so happy to be experiencing that moment.
WIN GW, EPIC FRIGGIN EIN.
31. Joshua Simone - December 22, 2009 8:02 PM
WoT FTW!!!! WoT > LotR!
Thank you Geekologie, you truly are the L337357 blogger this side of Tar Valon!
32. Zanaso - December 22, 2009 10:09 PM
Damn those Aes Sedai witches... Always meddling in affairs... or... uh... alternately loving/hating/having no feelings toward men!
33. Church - December 23, 2009 12:08 AM
Can anybody post a link to those accounts? :P
Also, I too am a HUGE WoT fan, and cannot wait until Branden Sanderson's next installment. RIP Robert Jordan :'(
34. Jas - December 23, 2009 11:33 AM
agreed... kinda lame.