Dec 20 2009LOLWUT?!: A Special Power Glove Request
Some sexual deviant from Canada whose parents wouldn't buy him a Nintendo Power Glove for Christmas when he was a kid is dealing with the repressed trauma by requesting women play with his little thingy with the glove on. This is the Craigslist ad. And what do you mean "no nerds"? Who do you think you are, The Wizard? Also, I love how it's filed under "causal encounters", like having a girl come over, donning a F***ING POWER GLOVE and touching your penis is akin to meeting someone for coffee.
Thanks to Blastphemer, vikram and Samsquanch who all claim it wasn't them but I have my doubts.
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Reader Comments
1. Fitz - December 20, 2009 2:07 PM
Oh my god, I live in his town D:
2. AntBriWes - December 20, 2009 2:10 PM
Please don't laugh at me guys... it's just a handjob... so I like gaming paraphernalia to be used, s that so wrong?
3. powerglovelove - December 20, 2009 2:10 PM
man, this sounds like a pretty good idea actually.
4. Hubert Kumberdale - December 20, 2009 2:21 PM
this guy is a pervert, with and AWESOME idea!!!
5. N!9htR3@p3r - December 20, 2009 2:22 PM
OMG!!!!! Power Glove FTW!!!!
6. llama vortex - December 20, 2009 2:23 PM
I can understand the blowjob part, but he can give himself a stranger with the powerglove.
7. No Glove! NO LOVE! - December 20, 2009 2:26 PM
I can't believe that wasn't the headline... or at least a TAG! ;-P
8. N!9htR3@p3r - December 20, 2009 2:30 PM
Finally gets some use after 2 decades of dust collecting
9. hedgehog - December 20, 2009 3:12 PM
so, she's going to play with his joystick ?
10. GirlsWearingMyJersey - December 20, 2009 3:23 PM
Gotta love those Canucks! They're into the craziest stuff up there. I mean a handjob wearing a powerglove?!?! He's bound to get some sort of chaffing.
11. Jiakasuma - December 20, 2009 3:33 PM
LOL
12. Samir and Micheal - December 20, 2009 4:00 PM
He forgot to add that when he finished he pulls out his Zapper and shoots
13. Samir and Micheal - December 20, 2009 4:06 PM
PEW PEW!!!
14. fountainhead - December 20, 2009 4:09 PM
more like sPEWge sPEWge
15. p thrizzle - December 20, 2009 4:24 PM
it's so bad!
16. Closet Nerd - December 20, 2009 4:26 PM
I know where you can get 2 hand jobs for $5!!!!!! At those prices, you can even afford to give your friend a hand job!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fd1hqcbEuMM&feature=player_embedded
17. Jaded Icon - December 20, 2009 4:36 PM
Dude, if you deny nerd girls who want to do this the only ones left are transvestites......but maybe that was you plan all along?
18. naas - December 20, 2009 4:36 PM
...and that my friend is a GOOD DEAL, you can't beat that one!
19. cj_88 - December 20, 2009 4:43 PM
haha fantastic, made me laugh. Glad i am on the other side of the coutry from this guy.
20. lawyer - December 20, 2009 4:50 PM
Dear Geekologie Writer,We have a Request from the court that you remove the Name of the Town from this post,it is very impolite toward the whole city of montreal,or else montreal will sue you for the small amount of 33 billions dollars thank you and see you in court
21. zoozle - December 20, 2009 4:52 PM
Meh, probably just another troll..
22. Phatty - December 20, 2009 4:52 PM
THIS HAS TO BE TRIFORCE GAME MASTER! ( for the people who are unfamiliar http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewPicture&friendID=46600243&albumId=352814 )
23. MBT Anti Shoes - December 20, 2009 5:03 PM
He's bound to get some sort of chaffing.
24. Colis - December 20, 2009 5:24 PM
I love my city...
At least it's not a lightgun prostate massage, amirite?
25. pressthebigredbutton - December 20, 2009 6:05 PM
The remote - very, very remote - chance of a positive reply is completely destroyed by mandating "no nerds".
26. Gerinych - December 20, 2009 6:07 PM
I think I saw this somewhere else before....
27. AdamsGaming - December 20, 2009 7:16 PM
@20 Lol?
28. cabbo - December 20, 2009 8:28 PM
The power-glove handjob isn't the weird part. That's a sort of acceptable fetish. The 'no nerds' thing is a little odd, but it pales in comparison to the fact that he wants either a handjob or a blowjob from someone who's wearing the thing.
Blowjob.
Why?
You know what's awesome? Irish coffee.
29. Dishy Dishyington - December 20, 2009 9:16 PM
Ya know those Halloween bowls with a creepy moving mechanical hand in the middle? Welll, .... just sayin.
30. Dishy Dishyington - December 20, 2009 9:18 PM
Handjob? Here's a suggestion:
http://www.amazon.com/Halloween-Costumes-Comedy-Shocker-Costume/dp/B001E0CCJC
31. The - December 20, 2009 10:03 PM
I love the Power Glove, its so bad.
32. Jesus-Penis-Hands - December 21, 2009 12:05 AM
...I can't even be clever...laughing....crying....desiring...
33. Migo - December 21, 2009 5:32 AM
LAter they will find a girl's body WITHOUT the power glove... haha
34. Sara - December 21, 2009 5:50 AM
PPS: No Nerds HA HA HA HA
DUDE you are a NERD!
35. Lars - December 22, 2009 2:13 PM
I saw an ad on craigslist the other day that said
"looking for a woman to come over and kick me in the balls. I will pay you 25 cents per kick. Kick me in the balls as many times as you like. If you kick me in the balls 400 times that's $100."
36. Queen Anthai - December 22, 2009 4:01 PM
This man and I are officially kindred spirits.