Dec 23 2009Just In Time For Christmas!: My 5,000th Post
There comes a time in every L337 blogger's life (provided they not do himself in with drugs and alcohol first) when they reach the monumental 5,000th post mark and become inducted into the Blogging God's Hall of Fame. Now I'm still waiting for my acceptance letter, but I'm sure it's just caught up in holiday postal traffic. Right?
At any rate, this is that post for me -- 5,000 articles straight since August, 2007. And for all of you jokers out there that are convinced it's not always me writing, it is. I mean, does that look like a face that could lie? Steal your dog and burn your house to the ground to cover his tracks, sure, but not lie.
Ah, so many memories. How about that one post where I made a really humorous observation about -- no? Well maybe it'll happen sometime in the next 5,000 (don't count on it). Anyway, thanks for taking the time to read what I write (ha -- like you don't just look at the pictures!), I love you all.
Best,
Your Geekologie Writer
Reader Comments
1. naas - December 23, 2009 4:58 PM
CONGRATULATIONS GW!!!
WooT
2. Extraabsorbant - December 23, 2009 4:58 PM
tee hee hee first :D
i'm a douche!
3. John - December 23, 2009 4:59 PM
first on this momentous occasion. keep up the good work
4. purplekero - December 23, 2009 4:59 PM
CONGRATULATION!!!!
5. John - December 23, 2009 4:59 PM
darn
6. jim - December 23, 2009 4:59 PM
I'll say you can get at least another 3500 until the robots take notice and attack, until then cheers!
7. somerandomguy - December 23, 2009 4:59 PM
Congratulations GW.....just sayin.
8. FDSY - December 23, 2009 5:00 PM
TO US!
*klink* (thats us hitting our toast glasses together in cyber space)
9. Fox - December 23, 2009 5:00 PM
High fives and keg stands all around!
by the way GW heard you love WoT
ANother highfive for that and a hit off this bong.
10. «Vampirescu» - December 23, 2009 5:01 PM
Congrats! I enjoyed at least a dozen of your posts ;)
11. Dishy Dishyington - December 23, 2009 5:02 PM
Looking forward to the next 5000.
And Merry Christmas.
12. einoj - December 23, 2009 5:04 PM
Congratulations!
I enjoy reading your blog =D
13. RSSer - December 23, 2009 5:06 PM
You know, some people would like to subscribe via RSS and have all your new posts show up in their inboxes, can you make it possible?
14. Puke - December 23, 2009 5:06 PM
Congrats, and awwwww what a cute kiddo you were!
15. RONIN - December 23, 2009 5:07 PM
congrats
16. Andrew - December 23, 2009 5:08 PM
Congratulations!
@14: Pedo... *tisk tisk tisk* :P
17. Jerry q - December 23, 2009 5:09 PM
Hey nass, you forgot to say first
18. b00m - December 23, 2009 5:11 PM
i jerk off to every single post
19. vinnie - December 23, 2009 5:13 PM
dexter? is that you?
20. nizzle - December 23, 2009 5:15 PM
I think it's time you revealed your real name, (unless I missed it then nevermind) (unless it's weird and would ruin your mysterious image then nevermind) because you look like a young Michael C. Hall in that picture, and if Michael C. Hall was really GW that would be crazy and weird, and I would lose/gain equal amounts of respect for both of you.
Love the blog, thanks for everything and happy atheist children receive gifts day!
21. nizzle - December 23, 2009 5:16 PM
Damnit! long comment=missed being the first to point out dexter resemblence.
22. michael - December 23, 2009 5:18 PM
congrats on 5,000 reposts from stumbleupon, delicious, and google reader popular items
23. JBantha - December 23, 2009 5:20 PM
I'm not sure if it is ALWAYS you (GW).... sometimes yu write in a very girly way :_S XDDD
24. Jolie Rouge - December 23, 2009 5:21 PM
Happy Festivus, Merry Decemberween, and Happy Chrismahanukwanzakah to you, GW!
25. Mocto - December 23, 2009 5:22 PM
Keep going !
26. deadbodyman - December 23, 2009 5:22 PM
@22
Die.
27. Jessi Von Rein - December 23, 2009 5:23 PM
Love this guy!! CONGRATS GW!
28. Iris - December 23, 2009 5:23 PM
GEEKOLOGIE FTW!
We love you GW!
29. toadyboyy - December 23, 2009 5:23 PM
Hellz Yeah!!!
30. Chiuy - December 23, 2009 5:23 PM
good stuff! thanks for filling my life with awesomeness. Merry Christmas!
31. Yopoleo - December 23, 2009 5:28 PM
Gratz! keep em comin :)
32. JFreezy - December 23, 2009 5:30 PM
Congrats GW!!! May you get lots of dino hooker action, but none of their STDs for this momentus ocassion!! *SMACK!* (That's us tappin some dino ass together in cyper space!)
33. Pepe La Pewpew - December 23, 2009 5:32 PM
Way to go GW !! keep it up !!! love the posts
34. KBOTZ - December 23, 2009 5:32 PM
i've only been reading a few days but it's pretty good. And when i say pretty good, i mean don't quit your day job ;) As long as your pissing people off your making me smile.
35. Vinny Mac - December 23, 2009 5:35 PM
I sincerely hope you're at very least... a swinger. Talk about caught in a bad bromance. Anyways congratulations or something.
36. Cheyenne - December 23, 2009 5:37 PM
Way to go Jonathan, you're my favorite L337 blogger.
37. Pisspot - December 23, 2009 5:40 PM
5000 PEW PEW PEW's 2 U!
38. the geek - December 23, 2009 5:41 PM
CONGRATS I LOVE YOU GW.
39. go geekologie! - December 23, 2009 5:41 PM
THIRTY EIGHTH! YEEAAAHHHHHH!!!! GO GO GEEKOLOGIE GO!
40. naas - December 23, 2009 5:41 PM
Your posts are shit, just like your humor. Here's a challenge: for your NEXT 5,000 posts, don't incessantly write about robots, dinosaurs, or zombies. I mean, I know that these "loyal" fans "love" hearing about it, but after some time...god...seriously. If I wanted to hear about those things every god damn day, I would swing by the local KB-Toys store
inb4: stfu lozer...we luv his poosts.
If, and when, your brain is able to function above a 3rd grade level, you will see the lack of comedy in the repetative posts.
inb4b4: *sarcasm* I will always be below a 3rd grade comprehension level, lawz./critquing my spellin to prove me alligationz invalid.
41. Jessica - December 23, 2009 5:42 PM
WOOOO! DINOSAURS FOR EVERYONE!
42. to naas - December 23, 2009 5:43 PM
stfu lozer...we luv his poosts.
43. Lee Harless - December 23, 2009 5:44 PM
I remember the day you came into the bar and said you got the job. We drank ourselves under the table. ...those were the best two shots of Jager I've ever had.
44. AW - December 23, 2009 5:47 PM
Many congratulations on the 5000th post, GW! May there be thousands more!
45. Brrrrian - December 23, 2009 5:48 PM
pew pew! Rarw!
jus sayin....
46. Reeltalkblog - December 23, 2009 5:51 PM
Congrats man! Def look evil in that pic lol
47. Peebee - December 23, 2009 5:55 PM
5000 already!? Seems like it's only been 4998. Thanks for the worthless memories.
48. Greap - December 23, 2009 6:01 PM
i've been here with you since post 1 bro. i love you.
49. Erica - December 23, 2009 6:03 PM
I'm willing to bet GW is still cute.
50. Checo - December 23, 2009 6:03 PM
Wow i'm so proud of you :')
51. Beautiful but bitter - December 23, 2009 6:05 PM
Aww, who would have thought a cute kid like that would grow up and spill the kind of filth that oozes from your fingertips onto your keyboard...??
As long as you keep writing, I'll keep reading. Congrats! Keep up the great work and have a happy holiday.
52. Victoria - December 23, 2009 6:05 PM
Have my dinosaur babies.
53. M3Essential - December 23, 2009 6:14 PM
Thanks GW. I've been here since the beginning and I check up on you all the time (and steal your juice) Keep up the good work. Much love.
54. SAWA - December 23, 2009 6:18 PM
RSS feeds would be kewl! I love this website and I love your baby face. Though I doubt it's as smooth as one's...:]
55. Hayley - December 23, 2009 6:21 PM
Grats on ding GW.
Keep 'em comin.
56. MortiZ - December 23, 2009 6:25 PM
Congratulations, keep up the awesome work!
57. Gabe - December 23, 2009 6:28 PM
Hooray GW!
58. twoshoes - December 23, 2009 6:28 PM
GW, please write a screenplay. or at least an erotic novel.
59. The Baroness - December 23, 2009 6:29 PM
FELICITATIONS GW!!! Congrats, your posts often make my day - can't wait for the next 5,000! Continue comme ça ! - i'm a big fan of you ;)
60. aaronzzz - December 23, 2009 6:35 PM
CONGRATS GW!!!
61. Jaja - December 23, 2009 6:36 PM
WELL DONE YOU !
62. aaronzzz - December 23, 2009 6:36 PM
Who's the ugly boy in the picture???? I Kid, I kid...
63. Whiskey - December 23, 2009 6:37 PM
Dear GW,
CONGRATULATIONS!!!
YOU JUST REACHED 5000BPP (Blog Post Points)!!!!!!
Now you can buy that awesome Mammoth mount you've been saving for,
or you could get 10x 500bpp mounts, and get your achievement!!!
In all seriousness, <3 <3 Gratz! <3 <3
Marry Christmas...and invite me to the wedding! HIYO!!!
Your forgotten son ~ Whiskey
MLIG
64. Asperflux - December 23, 2009 6:37 PM
Congrats, and LONG LIVE THE ROBOTS
65. fleity - December 23, 2009 6:41 PM
congratz GW
66. cubicleboy04 - December 23, 2009 6:42 PM
IT'S OVER FIVE THOUSAAAAAND!
A winner is you!
67. Snotnarok - December 23, 2009 6:43 PM
Happy 5k !
68. trishna87 - December 23, 2009 6:43 PM
Omg you were so cute :3
Congrats! :D
69. Brendan - December 23, 2009 6:43 PM
I love this site.
keep it up. :D
70. NoKnee - December 23, 2009 6:53 PM
Awesome! Love reading your shenanigans. Will have a drink to celebrate your success. Ok, that's a lie. I'll probably have 10.
71. infiniteloop - December 23, 2009 6:55 PM
GW, you are my role model!
72. Peter - December 23, 2009 7:05 PM
Thanks! You make my funny happen!
73. Ann - December 23, 2009 7:07 PM
Aww what a cutie!
74. kksks - December 23, 2009 7:16 PM
Aww, yay! :D
75. Mindy - December 23, 2009 7:20 PM
So... do you have blue eyes or brown? 'Cause those look pretty brown to me, and in the birthday pic you put up earlier this year, you had blue eyes. Not that I keep track of stuff like that, I just noticed it. Accidentally. I'm not a stalker. No, seriously. I'm not.
76. Jelly - December 23, 2009 7:28 PM
ZOMG !
well done. Thanks for making not studying worth it. : D
Good Luck!, and a toast for five thousand more ( posts, not toasts).
Merry Christmas and what not. : /\
77. Jiakasuma - December 23, 2009 7:35 PM
Damn 5K awesome
78. Believer - December 23, 2009 7:43 PM
GW is a cutie pie
79. jesseTheKid - December 23, 2009 7:45 PM
You, sir, are quite an addition to the human race. If I could pick just one person to send back in time to ensure that we evolved into some sort of human-dino hybrid, I would definitely send YOU.
80. proteon - December 23, 2009 7:46 PM
Gratz GW. Happy Holidays man
81. Dr.Meh - December 23, 2009 7:56 PM
The acceptance letter is stuck in the mail cuz i killed the mailman by accident. anyways, Cheers!
who woulda thought...5000 posts.. i would have gotten too lazy to write 5 posts.
congrats GW.
82. ape2gogo - December 23, 2009 7:57 PM
cool
83. Victor - December 23, 2009 8:01 PM
Congratulations!! I've loved this site for years now. Looking forward to the next...well, hell, let's be honest. You'll probably go into an dino-sex induced coma soon (god willing), so there probably won't be a next 5000.
84. Epic - December 23, 2009 8:19 PM
Congrats! Been here since the start and it only keeps getting better - thanks and keep it up!
85. McSmella - December 23, 2009 8:21 PM
Pew! Pew! Pew! Pew! Pew! (x1000)
86. Ender - December 23, 2009 8:26 PM
DEFINITELY DEXTER. GW as no soul.
87. Qazzy - December 23, 2009 8:27 PM
Is that you GW??
You can see GEEEEK written all over that kid's face! haha
88. Cruisemissleking - December 23, 2009 8:30 PM
You are the reason why I blog, so way to go getting 5,000 posts. :]
89. That Guy Behind You - December 23, 2009 8:38 PM
Consistently the funniest blog about robots and dinosaurs ever.
It's like a geek log.
...
Geek-o-log-ie.
Fuck it theres no joke there, Merry Christmas, Cheers.
90. Tennist0 - December 23, 2009 8:39 PM
awe, W is so modest, you know what? You DO deserve that mofo dinosaur genital-to-face interaction, just watch out for dino STDs...because you know you want the first one you see!
91. HeartAttack - December 23, 2009 8:42 PM
@19: OMFG that's the EXACT same thing I thought when I saw the picture! This guy looks like baby Dexter! Ha ha...crazy.
92. Trevor - December 23, 2009 8:54 PM
Thanks for every one of those posts. This is a blog I visit daily, it's a lot of fun.
93. lachlan - December 23, 2009 8:56 PM
@40
Well, if you don't like what he writes, FUCK OFF !
Go read Garfield or something.
94. Closet Nerd - December 23, 2009 9:08 PM
Congratulations on 5,000 GW!!!!!
Thanks for helping me waste endless hours at work..... just sayin
95. Chris - December 23, 2009 9:11 PM
pshhh.. it should be OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAND!!!!
still, congratulations on your 5000th PEW PEW
96. jodie - December 23, 2009 9:12 PM
Happy 5000!
A Shot of Vodka in your honor good Sir!
97. Berzerker - December 23, 2009 9:15 PM
'you da man' GW!! assuming you are a man of course
98. Leyla - December 23, 2009 9:15 PM
MAZALLL TOVVV GW!
I check out ur sites religously - you is SOOO funny!
and the cutest kid everrrr.
and i'm in love with u.
really.
call me.
99. leftRIGHTleft - December 23, 2009 9:22 PM
Dear GW,
Your blog is amazing and I check it nearly 20 times a day. True story. Also, I apologize (again) for (repeatedly) calling you a pod-writer and telling you that you're basically not being funny (even though you weren't (true friends tell you the truth, even if it hurts)).. the guilt still keeps me awake at night. True story. But at last you're amazingly funny (again), so thanks for the 4992 great posts, 8 not-so-great posts, and here's for all the posts yet to come!
sincerely,
LRL
100. 100th N00b - December 23, 2009 9:25 PM
100th!
101. Kelly C - December 23, 2009 9:35 PM
Congratulations!
102. Rudark - December 23, 2009 9:40 PM
DEXTER MORGAN !!!!!
103. zoozle - December 23, 2009 9:40 PM
Congrats ^_^
Keeps those posts coming and that pot smoking ;))
104. lol - December 23, 2009 9:45 PM
22 is compensating for a small penis
105. never first - December 23, 2009 9:46 PM
WE LOVE U GW! Homo and no homo i doesnt matter. CUNGRATZIS
106. Gw's best friend - December 23, 2009 9:46 PM
WE LOVE U GW! Homo and no homo i doesnt matter. CUNGRATZIS
107. Gw's best friend - December 23, 2009 9:47 PM
WE LOVE U GW! Homo and no homo i doesnt matter. CUNGRATZIS
108. Stan-X - December 23, 2009 9:56 PM
Gratz man, mad respect!
109. gizmoduck - December 23, 2009 10:12 PM
nuke em high
110. Keith - December 23, 2009 10:13 PM
w00t!
Geekologie FTW!
Congratz from your loyals Geekologie readers from Monterrey, Mexico : D
yayys : D
111. yoong - December 23, 2009 10:22 PM
HEY GW WRITER!
Are you sure you're not the SHAM WOW guy ?
look at those EYEBROWS!
112. dave - December 23, 2009 10:26 PM
we love you to GW...your comedic, disturbing, true posts are all that get us through out worthless, pathetic lives.
113. Phil - December 23, 2009 10:27 PM
When the Zombies and bacon monsters take over the world; you will lock yourself in your basement and post a bunch more!
114. BigTymeRushSucks - December 23, 2009 10:44 PM
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115. Twitchet - December 23, 2009 10:51 PM
I love you too GW! Never stop blogging!
116. Boost - December 23, 2009 10:58 PM
Congrats GW!
Love your commentaries, keep it up!
117. SoldierHawk - December 23, 2009 11:03 PM
Congratulations, my friend! Here's to another 5k more!
Also, Merry Holidays and Happy New Year!
118. G*love special sauce. - December 23, 2009 11:11 PM
..
Keep on truckin' GW.
..
119. Eva - December 23, 2009 11:11 PM
Thanks for giving me 5,000 things to talk about. You make me look smart.
120. mensa - December 23, 2009 11:16 PM
Congrats, but don't sell out or I am going to hunt you down, mofo.
121. ObamaPacman - December 23, 2009 11:27 PM
OMG it's the face of the dinophile himself! =p
Congrats! Can't wait until it's over 9,000!
No dinosaur but this is the closest thing to dinosaurs alive:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kULubb8fRCM
122. Toasty - December 23, 2009 11:40 PM
GOOD JOB!!1!!
123. ReD - December 23, 2009 11:42 PM
I love how you have that little evil look on your face ^_^
Merry Christmas, Happy New Year and thanks for providing a smile everyday with your posts.
124. Samir and Micheal - December 23, 2009 11:52 PM
Yes I love this site man, I mean, where else could I act as not 1, but 2 of the beloved Office Space characters at once? Only here ma' man! Congrats, and I shall enjoy reading your next 5,000 posts
125. Nicolás Nuñez - December 23, 2009 11:54 PM
My friend,
Just select the best 100 or 200 posts and print a book (with a Retro cover art, of course), the people always will need an Intelligent good ole´ humor style like yours but some of them, on paper.
You made my year happier,
Feliz navidad para los niños y 2010 QUE ES NUESTRO !!!!
126. impressed - December 24, 2009 12:01 AM
I just wanna say i love your writing, and great job getting this far. This site entertains me on a day by day basis
127. Leoboy - December 24, 2009 12:23 AM
RESPECT KNUCKLES!
128. Beatnik - December 24, 2009 12:37 AM
FAKE!!!!
It's clearly Photoshopped because the shadows are all wrong! It reminds me of this movie Never Back Down where...
Sigh.
I miss Daisy.
Congrats GW!
129. Mr.Uber - December 24, 2009 12:48 AM
Let us share the geekologie love!
130. Vivian - December 24, 2009 12:52 AM
aww. Yay geekologie!
131. Joe - December 24, 2009 1:33 AM
We love you too GW!! Grats on the 5k and goodluck on the next :D
132. zakree - December 24, 2009 1:34 AM
congrats on 5k! - I check your posts hourly, and I can say that they are one of my few daily highlights. asa lama lakum
133. maryam - December 24, 2009 2:23 AM
aww GW you were so cute! :D congratulations!
PS: the ladies like this post ;)
134. 4514N_53N54710N - December 24, 2009 2:27 AM
@12
lul
135. Simon - December 24, 2009 2:44 AM
Merry Christmas Geekologie!!!
136. Yan - December 24, 2009 3:01 AM
What, only 5'000 !? And how did you even count ? Seriously, Geekologie has been my favorite blog since i've discovered it, thank you for all the laugh you've provided us and best wishes for 2010 all your base belongs to GW
137. rusty - December 24, 2009 3:18 AM
Woot! Geekologie! I'm taking a shot to you GW, and of course the next 5000!
138. Gezellie - December 24, 2009 3:42 AM
AWESOME!
139. Barty Lawrence - December 24, 2009 3:48 AM
GW you are the best thanks for ll the good posts (and for the not so good too)
140. jong pill bae - December 24, 2009 3:53 AM
thank you. i just waiting day by day your cute posting.
141. Terry - December 24, 2009 4:20 AM
Love your posts, favorite site for sure. Happy holidays!!
142. Lainie - December 24, 2009 4:34 AM
Congrats!!
(I'm always reading your posts !!)
143. herpes - December 24, 2009 4:55 AM
Luv u!
144. Juggernaut - December 24, 2009 5:06 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH DEXTER MORGAN!!!
145. Matthew - December 24, 2009 6:04 AM
Congratulations!!!!!!
146. vicviper - December 24, 2009 6:05 AM
you're the only blog I read daily. Should I admit that openly?
congrats, bro.
147. jess - December 24, 2009 6:05 AM
u rule, i love you x
148. Ángela - December 24, 2009 6:07 AM
Congratulations from Spain! We love you too!
You look like a tiny evil genius in that photo, by the way :P
Keep'em coming!
149. evs - December 24, 2009 6:16 AM
michael c hall as a toddler, how cute!
150. Geekologie Reader - December 24, 2009 6:20 AM
I LOVE YOU GW! NEVER STOP WRITING!
151. Heidi - December 24, 2009 6:50 AM
Congratulations, GW! I LOVE YOUUU
152. The Bush Whacker - December 24, 2009 7:25 AM
Congrats GW! Love you blog.
153. SithBlue - December 24, 2009 7:32 AM
Late to the party but its cool LOVE your work keeps me coming back to work (mostyly for the internet use) wooooooo!
154. wub - December 24, 2009 7:44 AM
Congrats ^^
155. Lelani - December 24, 2009 7:47 AM
Awwww, cute! I never comment, but I love your blog GW! Happy Holidays ^_^
156. strit - December 24, 2009 8:04 AM
yay!
157. Bosco - December 24, 2009 8:04 AM
Congrats...it's time to stop now....
158. GoSS Jerk (Soon to migrate name due to system updates) - December 24, 2009 8:15 AM
congratZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ, my work hous would be unbearable without you!!!!!
Cheers!!!!!
159. Jaded Icon - December 24, 2009 8:38 AM
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! And congrads on your 5,000th post. Keep up the good work and I hope you have a great new year!
160. ice ice - December 24, 2009 8:51 AM
160th! Happy Holidays GW!
161. Catch22 - December 24, 2009 8:59 AM
sure some posts might've sucked
but some did not
i have read each and every one in the archives (and some that were only linked to but never on the list)
heres to another 5k GW, ill be here when you hit 10k
....unless the robots attack before then
162. OMGGGGG GWW 4 evvverrr arigatu ringuuuuu! - December 24, 2009 8:59 AM
OHH MAN.
5000 posts and this one is the best one EVERRRRRRR
mst srs bzns everrrr!
i'm glad you didn't cop out and make your 5000 post a post about how its your 5000th post fooorreevveerr
163. also mr roboto arigatu ringu 4 ever - December 24, 2009 9:01 AM
clearly the gw hasn't seen my knuckle puck.
164. 165! - December 24, 2009 9:02 AM
i65!
165. Jon - December 24, 2009 9:02 AM
I love your blog!
166. 165 you son of a bitch - December 24, 2009 9:06 AM
you ruined my joke.. posting at 9:02, now it looks like i was actually competing.
but hey.. can't say i didnt love your comment. winkies.
167. Kokopure - December 24, 2009 9:14 AM
Happy Holidays, GW! Wishing you all the best :3
Thanks for helping me slack the mornings and afternoons away, and for providing endless entertainment to anyone naive enough to continue clicking on the links I send them.
Here's to another 5,000!
168. Wewt - December 24, 2009 9:28 AM
You should be proud of all that you've done so far- this is one of the few sites I check on a daily (well, hourly really) basis over the last year or two. Great stuff :)
169. FrankieB - December 24, 2009 9:55 AM
Hurray for the GW! I'm so happy, I'd buy you a raptor, but they're extinct (so I've heard). <3
170. OHNOESPANIC - December 24, 2009 10:02 AM
5,000 posts still will not get you laid by a Tyrannosaurus Rex. Better luck next time.
On a serious note, thanks for making my mornings a little more enjoyable for the past couple years. Keep up the good work.
171. KiKi - December 24, 2009 10:18 AM
Yey!!! Love it all! CONGRATZ GW......
172. Amaranth - December 24, 2009 10:20 AM
YOU LOOK LIKE DEXTER
173. marge - December 24, 2009 10:41 AM
Congrats!!!!!
Makes me proud of the way I waste time at work!!!!!!!
174. Vicky - December 24, 2009 10:53 AM
You have done us proud 'freakologie'..woooooo
175. Goblin - December 24, 2009 10:55 AM
CONGRATS GW!
176. Delgo - December 24, 2009 11:02 AM
cute as a dick
177. henree - December 24, 2009 11:22 AM
keep it up, you funny S.O.B.
178. Taylor - December 24, 2009 11:30 AM
Merry Christmas!
179. El Boswell - December 24, 2009 11:42 AM
Congrats form the UK mate!
And you can be sure that for every 179 posts there are at least another 17900 grateful people too lazy / illiterate to post.
Keep 'em coming JB *ahem... GW..
180. BluMizu - December 24, 2009 11:52 AM
YAYYY!!!!!!!! Congratulations! LETS GO EAT SOME PEOPLE!!! WOOOOO!!
181. Rootbeerhead - December 24, 2009 12:02 PM
@20 and 86: Yes.
Considering Dexter Season 4 has just recently broken my heart this post has suddenly become bittersweet for me. Best Pals, GW, congrats! Even though according to the photographic eveidence above you are in fact, a vigilante murderer.
...just like Santa. OOOOhhh who saw that coming?
182. TurboRingtail - December 24, 2009 12:08 PM
Congratulations GW! Merry Christmas!
183. Nancy - December 24, 2009 12:19 PM
You deserve a warm and merry christmas you clever little sausage! Let's get this tragic year of 2009 over with and look forward to a new decade full of love, wonder and scientific discovery.
Lots of love
Nancy
184. thedude - December 24, 2009 12:33 PM
Merry christmas and grats GW. keep up the great work broseph
185. nugwrangler - December 24, 2009 12:39 PM
congratulations!! i <3 you.
186. barch54 - December 24, 2009 12:47 PM
yes #179 although now it's 17899...
187. Lauren - December 24, 2009 1:44 PM
You rule at life - i effing love geekologie. Never stop!
Congrats on 5,000 posts - and um, will you marry me?
Love,
Lauren
188. Mastro Gippo - December 24, 2009 2:02 PM
Man, congrats!
189. Zat - December 24, 2009 2:28 PM
You are my morning coffee, GW. I'd be so lost in the internet without you :P
190. The Geekologie Writer - December 24, 2009 2:34 PM
@187: yes
191. Adriana - December 24, 2009 2:48 PM
Congratulations!!!!!
192. I never back down - December 24, 2009 3:23 PM
@40 WE KNOW YOU'RE NOT naas. SO STFU we come to this site because we like to read the geeky posts and dinos and scary fucking robots are geeky, so gtfo.
193. ShoDan - December 24, 2009 3:31 PM
GW loves me, he really loves me. =3
And gratz on the big 5000
194. awesome bonr - December 24, 2009 3:42 PM
dude u were a devilish child
195. VERONICA - December 24, 2009 4:04 PM
CONGRATS!
YOU'RE THE BEST!
196. be_are - December 24, 2009 4:07 PM
thanks GW! you light up my life and darken my morals!
197. ganmerlad - December 24, 2009 5:01 PM
Have a super mario, I mean super merry christmas GW!!! Thank you for being so witty and keeping me laughing and laughing and laughing. Congrats on being diligent and slightly obsessional and making it to 5000. Can't wait to see your 10,000th post!
XXOO
ganmerlad (who is a laddette actually)
198. Me - December 24, 2009 5:22 PM
Hey, Let's try to get 5000 comments!!! were about to break the 200 mark!!!
199. Me - December 24, 2009 5:24 PM
if every one of us posted 5 times that would be 1000 posts, so everyone needs to do 25 posts!! Let's Go!!!
200. lucas - December 24, 2009 5:24 PM
nice job, congrats
201. Me - December 24, 2009 5:26 PM
200th!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
202. Me - December 24, 2009 5:35 PM
Wow, i just realized that if he has made 5000 posts and there are at least ten comments on each one, thats already 50000 comments!
203. Me - December 24, 2009 5:37 PM
Merry Christmas GW and all mortals!
204. DH - December 24, 2009 5:40 PM
finally, the face of a legend
you're teh best part of the internetz, GW. see you @ 10 000! (btw THATS when you get the acceptance letter yo. it comes via pelican bird)
205. Me - December 24, 2009 5:42 PM
I guess since GW isn't posting anything new i'm forced to go back and look at the earlier posts from years ago...
206. jaime - December 24, 2009 6:12 PM
merry christmas and congratulations for the 5000 high-quality encyclopaedic posts
207. Milan - December 24, 2009 6:30 PM
Normally I hate blogs... just like twitter (curse it!)!
I like this one though! Hail the Ultra Geek! Long live Starwars!
Live forth, and in prospect (or something like that...)!
208. Gabe to the power of PEW! - December 24, 2009 7:19 PM
Congrats GW on making me laugh everyday!
209. Joacim Schwartz - December 24, 2009 7:31 PM
Merry christmas and happy 5'000 posts!
May you keep on blogging all the fun and geeky stuff on the internet for a long long time :)
210. NoE - December 24, 2009 7:47 PM
Congrats! We love you too!
211. Dario - December 24, 2009 7:54 PM
You look like a young Dexter! a natural born Geekologie killer!
212. Darkness - December 24, 2009 8:01 PM
So... Many... Posts... <3
213. Steve Masten - December 24, 2009 8:29 PM
5000 posts ftw.
Thanks very much for the reading material!
You've made my office a much more lively place.
Merry Christmas... best wishes to you and you family!
214. Truk - December 24, 2009 9:01 PM
In the spirit of x-mas I deleted my troll response and will just say "yay for you," so,
Yay for you.
215. Shawna and Dave - December 24, 2009 9:45 PM
Merry Christmas GW and a big congrats on your 5,00th post from me and my hubby! You are the glue that keeps our marriage going :)
*pew pew*
216. niukbel - December 24, 2009 9:51 PM
in the picture is dexter morgan's evil twin???? by the way congrats
217. Meepers - December 24, 2009 9:52 PM
Merry Christmas all,
and thank you for all your Geekologie Awesogloriamazpewpewtacularness
218. scott - December 24, 2009 10:20 PM
Merry Christmas :3
219. Randommolecules - December 24, 2009 10:26 PM
Happy Christmas!
220. Wefoundyouout - December 24, 2009 10:38 PM
I have to agree with # 19... you definitely look like Dexter.
221. Chris - December 24, 2009 10:44 PM
congratulations! Great job
222. wooben - December 24, 2009 10:51 PM
Hedonistica's really come a long way! Congrats
223. Katie - December 24, 2009 11:12 PM
Congratulations and Happy Holidays! :D
U were a cutie, eh?
224. pirhan - December 25, 2009 12:09 AM
It was planned all along!
Well done and thanks for keeping me entertained for two years. :3
225. antichrist - December 25, 2009 12:12 AM
Are you some kind of mexican? I hate mexicans.
Dexter Isn't mexican either... stop saying he looks like dexter you idiots.
226. Crazywow - December 25, 2009 12:38 AM
@222
THIS isn't Hedonistica.
Both sites co-existed, Geekologie without witty write-ups for it's awesome pictures and gadgets and Hedonistica with Hedo.
Then one day Hedo went and wrote some copy for some stuff Geekology was posting and one thing led to another as they say.
So congrats on 5000 here, and keep it up...or beat it down as the case may be.
227. Triforce13 - December 25, 2009 1:30 AM
Congrats!!!!!! I love Geekologie. It's the only thing that keeps me sane in college xD.
228. Natasha - December 25, 2009 1:35 AM
Wow, if I was a NAMBLA member, I would've been all over that ass
srsly, you were hawt
is this sick?
229. Jas - December 25, 2009 1:48 AM
Best... blog... ever!
MLIG!!
230. primrose - December 25, 2009 1:55 AM
Congrats on 5000 GW!
your awesome!
231. GLiTCH - December 25, 2009 3:04 AM
two thirty FIRST!!!!!
Yes, I still want to have like 3,000 of your man babies.
Kudos on you MMMMM post. That's supposed to be 5000 in roman numerals. (it should be a V with a line over it, but i can't swing that sh*t with ascii!!!)
232. BLT - December 25, 2009 3:06 AM
merry christmas and congrats for the 5000 posts
233. laptop battery - December 25, 2009 3:14 AM
Congratulations! YOU did a great job, thanks.
234. sarah - December 25, 2009 4:32 AM
Congratulations! I absolutely love your site and your witty comments :)
235. mefu - December 25, 2009 4:57 AM
Merry X-mas, Dexter Morgan!
236. cj_88 - December 25, 2009 6:00 AM
ilu too
237. : ) - December 25, 2009 6:30 AM
I <3 you geekologie writer.
Congrats!
238. edgar - December 25, 2009 7:01 AM
http://www.ihatestacy.com/index.php?id=b03b7e81bb7f397a6afe8635a7069e66
239. Albertma - December 25, 2009 7:46 AM
Congratulations from Spain!
240. GINORMAGANTUAN - December 25, 2009 10:08 AM
HEY YOU ALL!!!!!!!! MErry fucking KANUKAH-CRHIS-KWAN-WINTERSOLSTICESMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! whatever the hell you all celebrate, i got, WAIT FOR IT!!!!!!
BACON DENTAL FLOSS FROM THE WIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ˆ might actually start flossing more now
241. GINORMAGANTUAN - December 25, 2009 10:10 AM
HEY YOU ALL!!!!!!!! MErry Fuc1<ing KANUKAH-CRHIS-KWAN-WINTERSOLSTICESMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! whatever the he11 you all celebrate, i got, WAIT FOR IT!!!!!!
BACON DENTAL FLOSS FROM THE WIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ˆ might actually start flossing more now
242. SHADOW6 - December 25, 2009 10:15 AM
GEEKOLOGIE FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Woot congrats
243. Whiskey - December 25, 2009 10:55 AM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!....wait
244. Me - December 25, 2009 11:16 AM
MERRY CHRISTMAS GW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
245. naas - December 25, 2009 11:38 AM
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MERRY GEEKOLOGIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
booOOOOooosh
246. sithyaoigamer - December 25, 2009 11:44 AM
I feel like that picture just looked into my soul...
247. derpyderp - December 25, 2009 12:04 PM
its christmas and i miss the GW!!!
248. paul smith Products - December 25, 2009 1:06 PM
Merry Christmas.
249. Chrissy - December 25, 2009 3:36 PM
Hooray for 5k!! We < )
250. Christine - December 25, 2009 3:38 PM
My post turned ugly! So I'll say it again. Hooray for 5k. We love you too GW! Merry Superbowl (tho I'm a bit early!) XOXO
251. ornithopter - December 25, 2009 6:31 PM
congrats - i only read your fine blog and Kotaku - never stop sir
252. a fan who wants your babies now - December 25, 2009 8:37 PM
you can't be that cute still, can you? can we lock ourselves in a bunker together and pretend the robots already took over?
congratulations!!! keep them coming, please. you're the best.
253. Nikki - December 25, 2009 10:09 PM
lol i know this picture.
254. Christina - December 26, 2009 12:20 AM
You look exactly like Dexter. Did you grow up to be creepily handsome and kill bad guys in your spare time?
255. me - December 26, 2009 12:31 AM
Sure I'll come out of a 2 year long lurk for this. I laugh everytime I'm here. Thanks 5,000. Fuck robots.
256. Steampunk T-rex - December 26, 2009 2:19 AM
"holiday postal traffic" nice double entendre...
Merry belated Christmas,
Don't celebrate until 4,001 post from this one, j/k gratz on 5,000
Please, Sir, May I have some moar?
257. Zoe - December 26, 2009 2:58 AM
You were a cute little kid, and for some reason you look very familiar. Are you the guy that hides under my bed at night? And steals all my stuffed dinosaurs? If so I want them back! :(
258. alton - December 26, 2009 8:04 PM
thanks geekologie writer. i've been on board since the beginning and have never missed a post. it's the best parts of my day checking for updates on your site. here's to another 5,000 posts.
Alton Estrada
259. bob stephens - December 27, 2009 4:52 PM
YES!!!! 260th!
260. SHADOW6 - December 28, 2009 2:52 AM
WOOOOOOOT!!!!!!! CONGRATS
261. SHADOW6 - December 28, 2009 2:54 AM
also every one and their opinions can go F*K them selfs geekologie is awesome the way it is!!!!!
262. Pewpew Mew - December 28, 2009 10:53 PM
I DEMAND MORE DEXTER BABY PICTURES!
263. Dirjel - December 29, 2009 4:51 PM
Congrats, GW. Keep it up.