Dec 11 2009I've Seen It All Now: Animal B-Hole Covers

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That'll show you fags.

First? I've never had this many boners at work before... Trekkies, Star Wars Tats, and butthole covers, FTW!

umm no
thumbs up chick is cute, i'd rather see her showing one off

So I'm confused, is this website for viral articles or geeky articles? Dog butthole covers doesn't really have a geeky ring to it, more like a Paris Hilton ring to it.

I wear them when streaking and I have diarrhea... Like a mud flap!

Now I've seen everything

Oh I guess he already said that...whoops!

i wonder if they come in scented?

I've got one hanging in my telescope. So I don't catch of glimpse of Uranus.

I'd like one with a picture of a target. Or maybe a picture of a human taint, extra large and krusty.

Or maybe a picture of Kanye West.

Yeah these will look nice all covered in poop on the back the first time they're used.

I have a lit candle hanging from my dog's tail. It serves as a pilot light.

Canine flamethrower.

I wonder if they come in jumbo for my plumber?

Now the hard part... where to tie it.

"and you can even make yours custom"

Sweet I'm designing one to look like a balloon knot.

Ever see a dog spin itself to death?

So, when they need to poop, do they just shit all over that thing?

Fuck that.

@9 - HUZZAH

yeh, i wouldn't mind seeing that girl's butthole

Notice how they only show dogs wth them on. That's because cats, like mine, would have that off their tails and under the fridge in 2 seconds flat.

@ #3 Roger that!

doesnt she look like that hannah montana girl?? LOL

@8 I think they're 'scratch n sniff'

How do you get them to stay on? Stapler?
..... just askin

@1 (Rachelll) you rock for the firsties slam....@ 5 EWW but totally funny.....@10 I totaly agree, A kanye butthole cover is totally a good idea.

She looks really tired though. Look at those bags under her eyes. Is she the one that invented these? Idiot. I could never sleep with someone that stupid.

Is it just me, or does the girl in the picture kind of look like Miley Cyrus... right next to a covered butt hole

@ 24 I was thinking the same thing, but an older miley....

ah at least im not the only one!

i hope this chick enjoys all the perks she will get from having her picture spread around the internet with her face next to a dogs butthole.

BAM roasted.

Goddamn uptight soccer moms are so concerned about sterilizing the world, they have made a dogs pooper an evil thing. Screw you! Get back in your Plymouth Voyager, get the kids to piano practice, then come back here and made me some goddamn pie, you talentless whore!

I invented some of those for humans! I call them 'pants'
Catchy huh?

On another note, imagine what the picture would look like WITHOUT the bum cover. I wonder where that thumb is going....

I'll custom mine to look like a dogs butthole.

yes she;

nice :)

@32 GTFO NOOB!

I lolled so hard!

I'll take anal bum cover for 400 Alex.

Alex I have to ask you about the Penis Mightiers. Do they work man? Will they really mighty my penis?

Wow that girl is way pretty.

Hey @4, STFU. There's a girl in one of the pictures and she might be smiling at me.

Not such a stupid idea, most would use this as a vanity product but my mums dog has a wierd thing where it trys to back its ass onto your big toe.

Seriously not kidding here.

Easily the most retarded product made E V E R !.

Shouldn't it be a "#2" ribbon?

One of the big hollywood studio I worked at had an entire department to paint the b-holes off animals (lest your children be traumatized by animal b-hole)

I need one... for myself

I f*%king love this!!!!

Call me when there is a little Darth Vader head. Or a G.W. Bush pic with his mouth open.

I feel ashamed to be from Portland now. Not forever, just until someone else invents something totally awesome like the pizza/beer bike. :p

It's still better than this.

http://www.pootrapusa.com/

I was eating a sandwich when that flowered doghole leapt out of the screen. GW owes me a keyboard, I just yakked on mine.

I wonder if they had to photoshop the high water mark off her thumb?

Well with this invention perverts have an excuse to touch their pet's a-hole in public

I hope it farted with her face that close. Or would it blow the dog up....oOo

Yo, chick in the photo...call me!

SHAME! Teach dogs shame early in their lives to accomplish various tasks.

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and unique as you are! Merry Christmas!
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and unique as you are! Merry Christmas!
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and unique as you are! Merry Christmas!
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Now what am I going to use as gloves?

I made these! Thanks everyone for your good/bad comments. This was made as a joke/novelty, so don't worry, I'm not too crazy. Although they are functional, they are only designed for a good laugh.

Enjoy, and visit my website at www.reargearstore.com if you think of some butts that need covering this holiday season.!!!

"I've Seen It All Now: Animal B-Hole Covers"

Strangely enough I read "I've Seen It All Now: Animal B-Hole Lovers".

Lame.

oooh, how lovely it is :D

@ahole-cover-1.jpg
Nice Face-Butt comparison ;)

@ 56

There is no plausible reason for making these. How does it feel to be concentrated evil?......chill Winsten!!

Cheap, these things are only for people who cant afford the much fancier: Doggy Butt Plugs™ - "Now with rhinestones, inside and out!!!".

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A person who cannot bear the fact that a pet is an animal shouldn't own one. Note that this girl is a dog person. That's the difference. Cat people accept that their pets are animals, dog people want to believe they are little people. They aren't.

Thats is ridiculously stupid..
I think that dog should fart in the chicks face. "Does it smell like flowers now B**CH?"

you could just get an air freshener from a gas station for 2 bucks.

@28 you're so right about the dumb talentless soccer moms in Plymouth Voyagers. The sad part is they outbreed everyone else.

And I live in Portland. Way to make us look like a bunch of freaks, dog-ass-decorating people.

#27 (&66): Why do you hate that girl that you want her to be mocked?

#65: All the LOLcats that get decorated just to look cute and lulzy for a pic tell otherwise.

#67 wins this comment section.

These beat having butthole "stamps" left on your bedspread. Screw their dignity, I say cover that pucker!!

I've Seen It All Now: Animal B-Hole Covers

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I'd rather tie truck nutz to a dog who has been neutered.

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