December 6, 2009

It's Art!: Princess Peach As The Virgin Mary

Filed Under: art / artist / characters / don't worship false gods / iconic / not bad / painting / peaches come from a can there were put there by a man in a factory downtown / princess peach / religion / sure why not / virgin

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This is Princess Peach as the Virgin Mary. I love the dichotomy of video game and religion. Granted I have no idea but dichotomy means but I used it to sound smart and because I'm probably the hardest hitting journalist in the industry. It's true, one time during an interview I called Mike Tyson a little bitch and then knocked all his teeth out. That's why he talks funny. Plastic teeth.

Behold, The Virgin Princess Peach [kotaku]

Thanks to harry, who's taking bets on whether Toadstool looked up Peach's skirt (and whether she has legs at all).