Dec 26 2009I Hope It's Red Ringed Already: Kid Gets XBox For Christmas, Screaming Like A Girl Ensues

That's how I react when my 360 does Red Ring.

I hope they show this at this kids wedding. That is, if he gets married...

0:46 He fucks his Xbox.

thats nice but this is even cooler

http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread529464/pg1

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

faggot

i want to see the video where he gets the red ring.

That poor dog! He's like "You son is dying! Can't you hear him screaming? HELP HIM, DAMN YOU!"

...gay.

I bet the screaming will be replaced with crying when it RROD's on him. Haha

that kid does indeed dry hump the box...oh my god. I agree with the Red ring wish...punch this little fool in his lip..

If I were his parents, I wouldn't have gotten him any games. Imagine how pissed off he would be when he got it all set up and realized that he would have to wait a week to do anything with it.

legitimate qustion:
are xbox 360s worth the money for casual gamers who like the occaisonal Halo session? I'm thinking of getting one but might not get a lot of use from it.

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If my kid were ever to do this, the xbox would be thrown out the window before GW could google dino balls

Little bastard. My christmas sucked.

@12, i say go for it, but make sure you get the warranty because there's like a 30% fail rate, at least with the earlier models. They've made some changes but they're still pretty unreliable.

I wish GW would tell us how many comments we've made like on his last 1,000 post...

http://www.geekologie.com/2009/07/hooray_happy_4000th_post_to_me.php

Damn, two tv's in the same room

If my son would of screamed like a bitch I would of taken that shit and returned it!

he totally dry humped that fucking box @ 0:46... as in, for real

wonder how he will react when he finds out just how soul-crushing and devastating real life can actually be.

im thinking: suicide

no comments on the mom requesting her son to hump the xbox ("dance")?

Oh my god, it's a fucking banshee

Two words:
Birth.
Control.

That was scary

I couldn't watch any more past 0:21

i wonder if he'll be doing that when he realizes he has to pay for online

i wanna be like *smash* to the xbox then tell him santa isnt real...

@12
I'd say go for it but you might wind up with this kid as a teammate on Halo >.< ... I love the mute option because of them :D

Let's keep this kid off of XBox Live please.

So where's the part when they take it away and laugh at him for being such a girl? Dude, I remember when I got a Nintendo, then a Genesis, then a Super Nintendo.... yeah I was just in awe of the present I had just received. There was no girly screaming.

You know what would be awesome? If they had gotten him a bargain priced Xbox 360 game and made him think they actually got him a 360 but then they go "Santa said he was getting you a 360 so we bought you a game, huh, woops".

I cant wait for the freak out video when it overheats and wont work anymore.

I read something the other day where supposedly 1 in 3 xbox 360s have been either returned or repaired. P.O.S.

PS3 any day.

@29, despite the fail rate, Xbox is better than Playstation... All the hassle of repairs and returns is totally worth it

Yeah nothing like standing in a line console in hand having to return every third one rather than sitting on your couch actually PLAYING it........

Its made by microsoft, the people who bring us the ultra reliable Windows OS so OF COURSE it was going to work and not break down every 5 minutes.

They should replace the X with "Shit"

No joke, my eight year old brother actually cried when he opened a DS Lite for Christmas this year. I can't wait to share this with the girls he starts bringing home in six years

AHAHAHAHAHAHA win.

I bet he's going to get live and be a RLY hxc n00b.

um..... WTF?! i stopped after 30 seconds. im pretty sure that im bleeding from my FUCKIN EARS YOU LITTLE PRICK!!!

I am hoping for him to open the box and have a brick in there. Mmm crushing dreams is delicious.

Geez, It's not like it is a Ps3. I did the same thing when i bought mine and installed a Big ol' harddrive

It'll be even funnier if it was just an empty box.

I thought the dog was going to go Darth Maul on his crotch when he started humping the box like an idiot. I think the dog was pretty annoyed.

Spacker child.

@30. Not to me. I had a 360 for a long time before I got fed up with it. Once I traded it in and got a PS3 honestly it was the best decision ever. Unbelievably better in my opinion. *In my opinion* no hate wars.

PS3 anyday for me.

Not sure whats worse.
Kid screaming like a little weenie
Parents encouraging him to do the Truffle Shuffle from goonies
The fact that in all the screaming and yelling I don't hear the words 'THANK YOU' once.
The fact that a bomb does not go off and wipe them all out.

It would have been poetic if the kid opened it and it was just a brick in an XboX box.

@42 Agreed.

Isn't that how Hitler screamed when his dad gave him a toy gun?

Christ. If I were that kid's parents, I'd have a plague doctor employed full time to jab a huge syringe into his neck every time he pulled that shit.

....And inside the box, he finds wooden bricks!

:-D

@42 i think i just dont like PS3's because of how much they tried to sell the dam things for at first, same reason i hate the Iphone, but i do enjoy my PSP, and i've dropped that thing so many times but everything is still working except the UMD drive, which i don't need anyway after putting some custom firmware on it

i guess you like paying for online service? yeh enjoy that xbox "feature"

also metacritic disagrees with you - the average yearly review scores for 2009 are higher for ps3

What a little bitch! I wish the dog would have attacked him. Now that would be funny.
That fat little shit needs to get outside and run around, not sit in front of the tv shoving twinkies down his throat.

Not to be mean but, should've gotten the kid a Wii Fit. I'm just sayin.

I want this kids gamer tag

Now the big question...which of the two side by side TVs do I connect it to?

this looks kinda fake, like a "oh my god N64!" ripoff

I did not know that their are children that do not own a Xbox

Oh sorry kid, but the TVs in the house have no video inputs.

Its bizzare truley primate behavior...

He's screaming as if he's about to beat the shit out of somebody to me.. it didn't sound like an excited scream. And what was up with the dry humping the box? *shudders* how is that vid 4 mins long?

a couple yrs ago my dad bought my sis an xbox 360, but it was wrecked when we opened the box.. she knew I had boughten her a DS for her bday (which is a couple weeks AFTER christmas) and so she had asked my parents for some DS games.. she ended up getting her DS early lol because her 360 had to be taken back. :( she didnt scream bloody murder when she opened it though.

"..and that, Your Honor, is why I shot my son."

"Justified Homicide, case closed." *smack*

ow...my ears and eyes bleed....ugh

that poor console is violated...

if i was a parent I wouldn't want to spend time with the little bugger neither, not to speak of educating him... so an xbox seems very convenient to let him turn ultimately to the fattier and screamier side of life on his own.

anyways, for the sreaming it definitely deserved a proper muff punch!

the dude humps the box sometime in the first minute.

@3 what the hell is wrong with kids these days you got a kid shoving remotes up his ass and now a kid that humps a cardboard box. i'm 24 so by most people i'm still a kid but never in my life have i thought about doing stupid things like that

This child will be a virgin for the rest of his life......sad....

Its the Nintendo 64 kid all over again. =3

@Lotus07: I don't know dude, somehow (alcohol) his parents got together and did the nasty hug that ended up on his birth, or perhaps he comes from a gypsy curse set up on his folks?

"Grampa? could you bring me that present beneath the tree? no behind you, no, not that one, no the other, you need to bend over more..... yeeeeah that's what I'm talking about mmmm mmmm eh? no, nothing, keep looking tighter, HARDER!"

0:56 is were the hot peepaw action is :)

Is it me or does that fat little fuck look like chunk from the Goonies? ...Do the Truffle Shuffle you fat shit.

In slowmotion it sounds like a plane taking off.

Jesus, the 360 is like 5 years old now. But atleast he can now play his new Ben 10 and Spider-Man games.

I want an animated gif of him screaming from 2:08-2:14...

there's probably clothes in the box

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xbox is still no 1 for gamming