Dec 15 2009Humongous 'Finish Him' Mortal Kombat Tattoo

1?

GET OVER HERE!

I'm getting one of these, only it will be on my chest with an arrow pointing down. Come on ladies, you know you can do it!

Dont get me wrong, I played my fair share of Mortal Kombat back in the day. And Dare I say, I was fond of the franchise. I am also a fan of the Inked art, But this is going a bit overboard. I wonder if he has Raiden doing the superman tattooed on his wang?? or even better Scorpians spear.

wtf happened to this guy? Looks like he got a golden shower when he was unconscious after being punched out for taking his shirt off in the first place

@3 lame

The tattoo is obviously for his sodomizing partner, so he (the sodomizer) can get a little 'target practice' after he "FINISH[es] (on) HIM"................... just sayin

when are they bringing this series back to its glory? they should've brought this back before that lame ass street fighter franchise. the original mortal kombats were the shit! (yes i know they're owned by different companies, dumbass, one is capcom and the other is... warner bros! bet you thought it was midway... god you're stupid, didn't you know they're in bankruptcy right now?) yep the mortal kombat series is owned by warner bros. write your local warner bros. representative and tell them you want this series back to true form! paid for by friends of mortal kombat.

Can someone sum down what @8 said into a sentence or two? My attention span isn't too

@9 pretty much mk was bad ass. mk1-3 were were great, mk4 was the first 3d mk (on ps1 and n64) then they started coming out with shitty mk games (and dont get me wrong all of you 'haters' i still own and play every one even though they do kinda suck, with the exception of mk vs dc universe, that game is the shit minus its weak and pg-13 fatalities)

so pretty much hogan wants more mk.

@ naas
i also came across this and thought it was funny, you might get a kick out of it (not related)
http://ozozo.org/pics/conversation59756.jpg

How about Killer Instinct???? I would like to see that Revamped and on the XB360!

the only good techno is Mortal Kombat techno

UGH UGH
UGH UGH UGH
UGH UGH
UGH UGH UGH
UHG UGH
EXCELLENT!
KANO!
LIU KANG!
RAIDEN!
JOHNNY CAGE!
SCORPIO!
SUB-ZERO!
SONYA!

MMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLL
KOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMBBBBAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

missed an N
epic fail : (

@12 bwaaaaaaaahahah that was fucking awesome!! Thanks for sharing & the laughs, I'm going to pass that one along

YAG!

so skeletor you think its okay to paraphrase hogan? cause if so you really have no place in this conversation and can back off right now. i may not support incoherent rambling but what i am trying to say is at least he closed all his parentheses, how can you be against that?

Since when does a "tattoo" consist of an embarrassingly pasty yellowish-skinned loser having a High School Yearbook Cartoonist flunky scribble tired old video game characters in Crayola Color Washable Markers on his back?

Just sayin'

so Dishy Dishyington you think its okay to call me out for paraphrasing hogan? cause if so you really have no place in this conversation and can back off right now. i may not support non-parentheses closers but what i am trying to say is at least I closed all my parentheses, how can you be against that?

INVISIBLE CORSET

@15 Stoner spelling FAIL... there is only one 'N' in the word "Finish"............... just sayin

so Skeletor you think its okay to call Dishy out for calling you out? cause if so you really have no place in this conversation and can back off right now. i may not support calling out caller-outers but what i am trying to say is a caller outer can't call out another caller-outer without looking like a hypocrite, how can you be against that?

so naas you think its okay to call Skeletor out for not having caller ID? cause if so you really have no place in this conversation and can back off right now. i may not support caller ID but what i am trying to say is I've screened a lot of calls, how can you be against that?

So 24-bit whore YOU think it's OK to call out naas who called out skeletor who called out dishy dishyington? well if so... THEN WELCOME ABOARD BROTHER! What took ya so long?

Call-out-tality. Hogan wins.

hahaha

just sayin'

so Hogan you think its okay to attempt and put an end to continuing a gag ripped off of facebook and declare yourself the winner? cause if so you really have no place in this conversation and can back off right now. i may not support continuing gags taken from other sources but what i am trying to say is I've decided to continue this one, how can you be against that?

@22
Missed the n in scorpion in my post

Tho I'm now ispired to get a smaller version wit scorpion vs. Finland
FIGHT!!!

Yeah naas is right, Skeletor has no business here. I suggest you fall into a pool of acid and spikes, that then drops off of a cliff into another pool of acid and spikes, that sits inside of a giant sphincter gull of acid and spikes.. . and when you return you may then talk, but only about how much you'd love to do it all over again.

and I call out my own spelling mistake before one of you Nazi's detect it

@31
No need to use an apostrophe unless showing possession. (sorry - wouldn't have normally touched it, but you kinda asked for it) Sieg Heil!!!

...and I like the way you ask for it...just sayin.

so samir n. you think its okay to for me to fall into a pool of acid and spikes in this running gag? cause if so you really have no place in this conversation and can back off right now. i may not support all pools of acid and spikes but what i am trying to say is at least my sphincter filled with acid and spikes is not loose, how can you be against that?

so Skeletor you think its okay that your sphincter is tight? cause if so you really have no place in this conversation and can back off right now. i may not support tight sphincters but what i am trying to say is at least you're incontinence hasn't become a part of this gag, how can you be against that?

@29 So then i guess it should be Stoner's FAIL at understanding another Stoner's comment (which was thought to be failed, but in acutallity was a fix to a previous un-noticed fail) and if you are still following along, congratulations on being one of three people who can follow that train of thought.... which is good because that train is about to run off of the tracks.... just sayin

If you don't mind, I will be excluding myself from this conversation in which I have no business being in. Actually I'm on so much pain medicine from surgery yesterday that I can't read what the hell I'm typing.. peacenchickengrease

#12 - That is the BEST. Thanks for sharing. I'm too passing it around.

so Samir N. you think its okay that you're trying to exclude yourself because of pain medication? cause if so you really have should stay in this conversation and never back down right now. i may not support surgery or people I talk to who had it yesterday but what i am trying to say is at least you have pain medication to fall back on, how can you be against that?

This tattoo is shit. Neither fighter is dazed. Finish him! would not be showing. FAIL.

Although if it was done properly, scorpion would definitely be the one who's dazed, right before he gets finished. Yank the spine!

so naas you think its okay for Samir N. to have pain medication to fall back on cause if so you really have no place in this conversation and can back off right now. i may not support using kick ass drugs to feel good but what i am trying to say is i LOVE pancakes with maple syrup at IHop at 2 in the morning, how can you be against that?

@8 then it's dead. Midway are the only ones who can make these games, if only for the fact that they take it as such a joke. No warner bros. game producer is going to stick his head out of the side of the screen saying toastie!

Also, up yours, street fighter is the shit.

@13 yeah, awesome game, but incredibly flawed. A really unbalanced fighter.

Just got Blaz Blu! It's basically guilty gear with new characters. ATM I'm playing Jin (because I used to main Ky), but I might move on. Noel's pretty good. Ragna sucks ass. He's got nothing on Sol.

@35 Thanks!

So you all think it's OK to ignore the main points of the tattoo and just get at each other's throats? If so you really have no business in this conversation and therefore it shouldn't exist. I might not support non-existent conversations, but what I'm trying to say is that y'all need to relax now before you paradox yourselves. How can you avoid not being against that?

@42
bravo and fucking lolz sir

@42
bravo and fucking lolz sir

so SithBlue you think its okay to have pancakes from iHop at 2AM? cause if so you really have no place in this conversation and can back off right now. i may not support crashing iHop at 2am for delicious pancakes after binge drinking and recreational drugs but what i am trying to say is it's a 24-hr joint, how can you be against that?

So naas you think its okay to condone sithblue's illicit behavior? Cause if so you really have no place in this conversation and can back off right now. I may not support crystal meth or heroin but what I am trying to say is a beer and a joint once in a while will make jack a happy boy, how can you be against that?

woops i meant @ 40

So Jaded Icon you think you can just mosey your way into this running gag? Cause if so you really have no place in this conversation and can back off right now. I may not support another commenter just making their way into this little bit but what I am trying to say is this could go on forever & I'd be perfectly happy with it, how can you be against that?

So naas you think it's okay to ignore my side-step into this gag? 'Cause if so you really have no place in this argument and should back off now. I might not support Jaded Icon' attempt to join in on the fun but I'm just sayin' that I did it too and you shouldn't criticise Jaded for doing it without criticising me, how can you be against forgetting the main point of the post and rolling up a 24-hour bifta and popping open a few beers, and going over to iHop for a pancake, while tightening up your sphincter and dropping a few tabs of acid to numb the pain of being spiked by Cliff Richard in the ass?

So cabbo you think you haven't been noticed for side steppin in on all of this? Cause if so you really have no place in this conversation and can back off right now. I may not support sidesteppers, linedancing or those little red crabs from christmas island we've all seen on TV but what I am trying to say is I was saving the mother of all replies for you which would conclude with a tall dark cold guinness, hallucinating at iHop watching the breathing walls & talking about our tight sphincters over some delicious pancakes. Side steppin only wins awards at dance competitions, how can you be against that?

@48
FLAWLESS VICTORY

Flawless Victory Fatality

So Blastphemer and skeletor you think you can award a flawless victory and put an end to all of this? Cause if so you really have no place in this conversation and can back off right now. I may not support tearing out one's spinal column by the base of their skull before wiping my ass with it nor uppercutting someone into another room above where we just were but what I am trying to say is flawless victories don't rule the end to the game until you beat shang tsung and take this ongoing bit to the current post so we can continue without going back a page, how can you be against that?

Friendship?

So GW you think you have nothing to say about any of this? Cause if so you really should find a place in this conversation and make something of it I may not support a blogwriters' absence on their own forum & I may have missed cabbo's input @40 the first time around but what I am trying to say is there's a time and a place. That moment could be now & the winner could be you, how can you be against that?

Jeesus chryste, I haven't laughed this hard in a while.... of course that still doesn't give any of you the right to be here, so just back off! You can exploit others mistake's and problem's, I think you're all a bunch of shit's and 's 's.. I can't think of any more words to throw an apostrophe on, soo... umm...... fuckit 'S

If anyone wants to give Dude my number, feel free. That tattoo is sexy.

Awesome! and to the guy above there is only 1 N in Finish and no N's in Him. Your criticism = Epic Fail

and I call out my own spelling mistake before one of you Nazi's detect it..

Dude!!!!!i fuckin saw this guy at audiotistic 2010 on july 24....blew my fucking mind