Dec 8 2009How To: Plan A Robot Birthday Party For Kids
This is part of a little party planner from Betty Crocker about how to throw a happy-fun robot-themed soiree for a child including a creepy-ass robotic cake (and I thought you were cool!). Also, who would have thought meatball hoagies and turkey-spinach (I will whip your monkey ass, Popeye!) wraps were the perfect accompaniment to A CAKE OF DEATH? Not cool, Betty, not cool.
Favorite Betty:
Crocker
White
Snap, replaced by a Golden Girl! That speaks volumes.
Robots Rule! Birthday Party [bettycrocker]
Thanks to Jenny, who knows a good old fashioned dino-party is the way to go. Rawr? RAAAAAAAWR!
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Reader Comments
1. Brittney - December 8, 2009 4:14 PM
Firstyyyy!
2. Sgrwtrpurple - December 8, 2009 4:15 PM
BIZZZNATCHES!!!
3. loobylou - December 8, 2009 4:18 PM
Best place to plan robot parties
http://www.mypunchbowl.com
4. Ollie Williams - December 8, 2009 4:20 PM
I have a dino party for Jenny in my pants.
5. I-Kill-Bambi's - December 8, 2009 4:26 PM
Hey ollie can i come by...I'll be your best frie..no actually I'll just blow you...just sayin
6. jose - December 8, 2009 4:32 PM
betty white is l337
7. Closet Nerd - December 8, 2009 4:37 PM
"Me & Jenny was like peas & carrots."
8. monster - December 8, 2009 4:39 PM
Okay I like random Geeklologie articles as much as the next idiot, but seriously, what? How slow of a news day can it be to post this?
Pathetic GW.
9. I-Kill-Bambi's - December 8, 2009 4:42 PM
@7 lol nice forest gump ref. completly irrelevent though
10. brownieee - December 8, 2009 4:56 PM
prob a bit traumatic for the kidz to be indulging in a baby robots face or an arm.
11. Reason - December 8, 2009 4:57 PM
how can you be so against robots yet have ads for robots? hypocrisy!
12. Closet Nerd - December 8, 2009 4:59 PM
@9 Au contraire, mon frère.... #4 mentioned "Jenny" who is one of the people who submitted the link.... just sayin
13. fyritke - December 8, 2009 5:02 PM
@8: There have been a ton of articles posted today. Apparently it isn't THAT slow.
14. I-Kill-Bambi's - December 8, 2009 5:12 PM
@Nerd well i seem to be getting "put in my place" today but thank you >>>>nontheless <<<<
15. monster - December 8, 2009 5:23 PM
@13: Then what in the world is the excuse for this shit?
16. monster - December 8, 2009 5:25 PM
They filter Helll but not shit?
I smell conspiracy
17. Brrrrian - December 8, 2009 7:59 PM
I would match that robot cake with a meatball hoagie.
Perfect.
18. Closet Nerd - December 8, 2009 8:02 PM
@14 "I call em like I see em..... whale biologist" MLIFuturama
19. GW IS A ROBOT LOVER!!! - December 8, 2009 10:17 PM
YOU KNOW YOU LOVE LOVE LOVE IT, GW!!! DON'T LIE!
20. Just Sayin' - December 8, 2009 10:44 PM
First line of recipe description reads: 'The robots are coming!' ...WTF, just WTF.
And @8, don't be a douche dude. The GW spends his time posting funny and interesting articles for your ungrateful ass and you complain about it.
21. Darkness - December 9, 2009 5:25 AM
Just Sayin is Just Sayin 8's a D-Bag
Now Im just sayin I agree,
As well as IM GONNA EAT ALL THE ROBOTS TO PROTECT THE WOOOOORLD!!!!!!! I wonder if my dental insurance covers Metal Mouth...
22. Jaded Icon - December 9, 2009 8:21 AM
@ 15
Oh yeah smart guy? Then how the hell are our girlfriends supposed to figure out how to make us robot cakes? Huh? Well I for one want to THANK GW for helping my girlfriend out......and letting her sleep over at his house so many, many times........wait.
23. hilaryiwantyou - December 9, 2009 10:59 AM
Maybe the robot ate your baaaabyyyy.
24. Megan - December 9, 2009 1:23 PM
http://iamjessicarter.blogspot.com/2009/02/i-survived.html
check above, my cousin threw an amazing Robot themed party for my cousin's birthday and it was so awesome! I'm hoping she throws me one next year!
25. Yazılım TV, Php, MySQL, db.. - December 9, 2009 3:48 PM
children robot very nice :)
26. RoboWrangler - December 9, 2009 10:48 PM
I work for BettyCrocker.com and I've worked on that exact article on the site. Let me tell you, it's not the robots you have to worry about--it's the 3-foot tall Pillsbury Doughboys. Yes, plural.
27. kids party supplies - December 14, 2009 10:56 PM
wow! it sounds fun and cool to have a robot on a kids party.
Kids will surely be more than delighted to have robots on their party in any form.
whether it is a cake, costumes, and other party paraphernalia.
and i am surely that even grown ups will also love it...