December 8, 2009

How To: Plan A Robot Birthday Party For Kids

Filed Under: apocaplyse / bad ideas / birthday / burn it in the oven! / celebration / childhood / damnit betty -- i used to love you / fire in the hole! / i don't care if it is cake i'm not touching it / i'd cut it -- with a laser! / no no no / no thanks / party / pew pew / robot / scarred / you're doing it wrong

This is part of a little party planner from Betty Crocker about how to throw a happy-fun robot-themed soiree for a child including a creepy-ass robotic cake (and I thought you were cool!). Also, who would have thought meatball hoagies and turkey-spinach (I will whip your monkey ass, Popeye!) wraps were the perfect accompaniment to A CAKE OF DEATH? Not cool, Betty, not cool.

Favorite Betty:

~~Crocker~~
White

Snap, replaced by a Golden Girl! That speaks volumes.

Robots Rule! Birthday Party [bettycrocker]

Thanks to Jenny, who knows a good old fashioned dino-party is the way to go. Rawr? RAAAAAAAWR!