Dec 2 2009GW And The Beanstalk: Magic Dino Beans
Because magic is everywhere, you can buy seeds that, when sprouted, have images of dinosaurs on the pods. Does it get much cooler than that? *whips off sunglasses, shakes mane and eyes you down seductively* What do I have to do it again -- you were supposed to say I am!
To a kid, it's pure magic. To a grown-up, too. As these bean plants sprout, different dinos appear on the pods that emerge - a truly enchanting way to introduce children to the wonders of the natural world.
Wow, it seems like only yesterday I was being introduced to the wonders of the natural world. It was at the zoo, elephant exhibit. The male had his front legs on the rear of a female. I could see his thingie. He was taking a dump.
Thanks to Pepper, who agrees The Superficial Writer should definitely get me this for my secret Santa gift. Mmmm, dinosaur seed.
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Reader Comments
1. The Geekologie Writer - December 2, 2009 5:01 PM
Fuck You All!
2. Fox - December 2, 2009 5:01 PM
nice.
3. I-Kill-Bambi's - December 2, 2009 5:02 PM
yeah they each have their own individual turd to grow out of
4. Hayley - December 2, 2009 5:03 PM
Lots of dino posts today GW.
Also, fuck you too!
5. Dare - December 2, 2009 5:04 PM
Fuck you too :D
6. Hayley - December 2, 2009 5:07 PM
PS: too attainable.
7. naas - December 2, 2009 5:09 PM
Yeah, fuck you too!
MLIG
8. Jazzman - December 2, 2009 5:09 PM
I'm sure stewie from family guy is lining up!!!
9. Hayley - December 2, 2009 5:11 PM
MLING
....LIES!
10. ciao - December 2, 2009 5:11 PM
they forgot the part where they grow up to be piranha plants and eat your kids.
11. Jazzman - December 2, 2009 5:14 PM
I'm sure stewie from family guy is lining up!!!
12. gizmoduck - December 2, 2009 5:20 PM
that boy on the left is way too excited.
13. I-Kill-Bambi's - December 2, 2009 5:24 PM
@12 thats a girl0_o
14. Jazzman - December 2, 2009 5:25 PM
@ 12 - that's not a boy... 13 hit it on the head!!!
15. Cameron - December 2, 2009 5:34 PM
@12, 13, & 14.
Can we just call it an "it" ????
A person that ugly/stupid doesn't really deserve to belong to a gender. It probably shouldn't have any friends either.
16. Cameron - December 2, 2009 5:34 PM
(Just sayin....) (MLIG)
17. Cameron - December 2, 2009 5:35 PM
(FIRST!)
18. Hayley - December 2, 2009 5:40 PM
@ 15.
That kid is just a kid. You're a fucking jerk.
19. Leonidas Smith - December 2, 2009 5:41 PM
That's not a boy, it's Goliath's sea lab.
20. I-Kill-Bambi's - December 2, 2009 5:42 PM
@cameron that (Girl) is just a little kid and you are a dick for saying things like that...also your an "it"...just saying
21. Blastphemer - December 2, 2009 5:49 PM
@1
One at a time, or is daddy wanting a giant GW gangbang??? Here...put this in your mouth and suck on it while you make up your mind.
WHAT?!?! It was just bacon for crying out loud...get your minds out of the gutter and focus on the task at hand - pleasuring GW (just remember to leave his hands free to keep typing). MLIFG
22. rad to the power of me - December 2, 2009 5:50 PM
@15 thats why I say we call "it" a girl
Dino plants = awesome
Is it just me or does the enlarged pic look like a cross between a ghost and Harley Quinn? ...just saying
ohh and GW b/c no matter how much you hate me i still love you so I'm giving you some dinosaur rubber bands for X-mas
23. 24-bit whore - December 2, 2009 6:23 PM
Feed me seymour
24. rmf - December 2, 2009 6:41 PM
Are you sure the bean in the inset picture is a dinosaur and not a uterus?
25. cheap paul smith - December 2, 2009 7:13 PM
http://www.newpaulsmith.com/paul-smith-shoes-c-518.html
26. lee.harless - December 2, 2009 7:27 PM
they're staring st those dino seeds like they're my naads.
27. PCDT3 - December 2, 2009 7:57 PM
i used to have beans like this when i was a kid they came in a can and when you grew them they had words written on them
28. rad to the power of me - December 2, 2009 10:24 PM
@23 I love you
29. cheap darkfall gold - December 2, 2009 11:36 PM
he is not a boy
30. ciao - December 3, 2009 8:08 AM
silly silly folks, that's just some girl that can't help it if her parents that provide mediocre hair cuts and clothes from the 80's. :P
She does look like she'll fit in well with the Brady Bunch
31. Jaded Icon - December 3, 2009 8:24 AM
Poor little child actors.......no respect I'm telling you. Wah? They play robots in their next gig?!?! BURN THEM ALIVE!!!
32. ShoeFetish - December 3, 2009 8:39 AM
@ 25 those are the ugliest freaking shoes I have ever seen in my life...god my eye still hurt.
33. pstone - December 3, 2009 11:29 AM
from that angle it looks more like a crappy drawing of ovaries than a dinosaur.
34. KEVEERRROONNOOO - December 3, 2009 9:11 PM
That girl on the left looks like a fukkin RATARD! just sayin....