Google Street View: No -- NO -- HE CAN'T BE

Ah, the nation's capital: where even a mustard sweater and your pants around your ankles about to shit on the sidewalk doesn't warrant a second look by anybody but a pervert in a green hat.

Hit the jump for a zoomier picture if you're really sick.

Google Street View Captures Public Defecation on H Street [dcist]
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Google Street View Catches Sidewalk Dumping [jalopnik]

Thanks to Stan, who may or may not be a used boat salesman (I love that jacket of yours).

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