Listen, just buy one. Sure she'll eventually pop, but it's better than explaining this thing to your parents when they come home from vacation early. Although admittedly, the Covergirl face is a nice touch. The one breast not so much. YOU HAVE TO BE GENTLE!
Hit the jump for the uncensored version, which may or may not have a zombie hand for a vagina. WARNING: IMAGE CANNOT BE UNSEEN.
Why You Shouldn't Make Your Own Homemade Sex Doll [craftastrophe]
Thanks to Jennie, who agrees that's not what a naked woman is supposed to look like.
Tired of clutching a dog-eared copy of New Moon to your bosom to fall asleep at night? Well fear not, pathetic, because now you can buy $35 homemade Twilight character "manllows".
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These pole dancing dolls are real products despite everything you know about life telling you they shouldn't be. I'll tell you one thing: no daughter of mine is playing with a damn stripper doll. I'm looking right at you, Barbie. Hussy! Product features:
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For once, I'm at a loss for words. But not bullets.
LOL Swastika Tattoo [buzzfeed]
Thanks to stephen, who went all Inglourious Bastards on this guy.... / Continue →