FYI: Why You Don't Make Your Own Love Doll

Listen, just buy one. Sure she'll eventually pop, but it's better than explaining this thing to your parents when they come home from vacation early. Although admittedly, the Covergirl face is a nice touch. The one breast not so much. YOU HAVE TO BE GENTLE!

Hit the jump for the uncensored version, which may or may not have a zombie hand for a vagina. WARNING: IMAGE CANNOT BE UNSEEN.

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