FYI: Why You Don't Make Your Own Love Doll
Listen, just buy one. Sure she'll eventually pop, but it's better than explaining this thing to your parents when they come home from vacation early. Although admittedly, the Covergirl face is a nice touch. The one breast not so much. YOU HAVE TO BE GENTLE!
Hit the jump for the uncensored version, which may or may not have a zombie hand for a vagina. WARNING: IMAGE CANNOT BE UNSEEN.
Why You Shouldn't Make Your Own Homemade Sex Doll [craftastrophe]
Thanks to Jennie, who agrees that's not what a naked woman is supposed to look like.
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