Dec 13 2009From The Makers Of The Hamburger Bed Comes A Millennium Falcon Bed (pew pew!)
Kayla Kromer, the maker of the infamous Hamburger Bed, is back at it, this time with a sweet Millenium Falcon joint. Which, true story, I once used to make the Kessel run in less than eleven parsecs IN MY SLEEP. Suck it Han, I own you more than Jabba did!
Hit the jump for several more shots and a link to the official Facebook page.
Millennium Falcon Bed's Facebook Page
Thanks to Kayla, Johannest85 and Rogue Leader Ming S. Pan, who sleep in spaceships all the time because they're interplanetary-ass mothers.
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Reader Comments
1. Akbar Lightning - December 13, 2009 10:28 AM
first, pew pew
2. Barney Stinson - December 13, 2009 10:32 AM
Is Kayla included???
3. Solom - December 13, 2009 10:38 AM
id tap that
4. Rogue Leader - December 13, 2009 10:59 AM
Sweet! Glad I could contribute to the awesomness that is geekologie!
5. WillWC - December 13, 2009 10:59 AM
What a PIECE OF JUNK!
Nah, it's cool...
6. dondons1987 - December 13, 2009 11:12 AM
sweet mother of jebus...
7. Eric - December 13, 2009 11:13 AM
The idea is worth merit. But, seriously the damn thing looks like it's handdrawn. Also with a freakin' Ewok and Jar-Jar of all things unholy in the series.
8. hedgehog - December 13, 2009 11:21 AM
I'd show her my light-sabre
9. Great White Pygmy - December 13, 2009 11:35 AM
It makes sense that they brought you the hamburger bed as well. Lucas once described the Falcon as a flying hamburger.
10. aaron - December 13, 2009 11:57 AM
The perfect excuse to dress up like Luke and Leia and have some Sci-Fi incestuous erotic role-playing..... So if she make the "falcon" Bed she could also probably make the Enterprise bed!?!
11. naas - December 13, 2009 12:08 PM
Gee another firstard here
I really like the bed design but id rather get the hamburger
you know, so i can put my dick in between the cheese and the meat :)
12. gizmoduck - December 13, 2009 12:30 PM
do want....the cellphone charger
13. me - December 13, 2009 1:27 PM
Parsecs are units of distance aren't they?
14. Yopoleo - December 13, 2009 1:41 PM
I doubt it's a cellphone; I bet it's a dildo charger.
15. saywut - December 13, 2009 2:07 PM
So...Jar Jar Binks....
16. naas - December 13, 2009 2:46 PM
@11 capitalize those i's.... I hate sounding like a uneducated retarded teenager
This bed...... nope, major FAIL
17. Big Blank Man on PCP - December 13, 2009 4:38 PM
The bed rocks and Kayla is definitely hot.
18. Lando Calrissian - December 13, 2009 5:52 PM
Pfft, This used to be mine you know...
19. Christopher Edwards - December 13, 2009 5:53 PM
Psh, I can make it in eleven lightyears while I'm sleeping.
20. Christopher Edwards - December 13, 2009 5:55 PM
And Jar-Jar in the Falcon? Uhhhh no.
21. TCC - December 13, 2009 6:34 PM
what the hell is an aluminum falcon? o.O
but yeah, I unfortunately wouldn't be able to sleep in that, as I would consequentially jizz buckets, and I do not wish to ruin such epic sheets... -,-
22. Vector Totox - December 13, 2009 8:06 PM
Fucking awesome
23. Vector Totox - December 13, 2009 8:07 PM
Jar-Jar in the falcon??? wtf
24. Lord Tarl - December 14, 2009 4:51 AM
Nice concept but looks liek it was done by an epileptic wookie on an acid trip. I mean look closely.. all the color and sections etc are all hand drawn in like sharpie marker. 10 out of 10 for a good idea but negative 200 for execution.
In the future take your idea to someone who can actually make the cloth and sew it, not just color a circular bed with a marker.
25. Ham Bone - December 14, 2009 12:16 PM
better then viagra
26. ubflamed - December 14, 2009 1:24 PM
What's next? A Uranus bed?
27. Milkman - December 14, 2009 1:35 PM
I'd so give her a big happy o-face for making that sweet bed... even if i'm luke and i had to do her as my sister
28. jesternhell - December 14, 2009 2:31 PM
man having sex on that would be out of this world.....until you hit light speed.
29. jlfarfan - December 15, 2009 4:17 AM
Extremely cool. The gal comes included?
30. Trystero1 - December 15, 2009 11:13 AM
You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.
31. Yazılım TV, Php, MySQL, db.. - December 16, 2009 2:45 PM
gırmızı mavi yetti gari,
depecem deyon depemeyon gastomonu gastomonu... :D
32. marry - December 16, 2009 11:08 PM
In the future take your idea to someone who can actually make the cloth and sew it, not just color a circular bed with a marker.
Aion
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34. tj - December 20, 2009 12:39 AM
would be cool if jar jar wasn't in the cockpit. nice try though.