Dec 15 2009Forget Not Where Thy Petrol Floweth From

first?

oh man that is great!

FIRST!

No Sarah, not first.

GW is always first.

RAAAARRRR!

so all the world's oil came from 2 semi-brave and bi-curious dinosaurs? no wonder gas smells sooooo goooood. (boner)

rawr

1 & 3 http://de.acidcow.com/pics/20091111/gif_03.gif

This is palaeontologically inaccurate. There were no dinosaurs called Carl.

@9 What about the Carl-a-saurus???

Excuse me! Geekologie people! Can you please delete this photo:

These are my dinosaurs, and my oil.

I am a pretentious little jerk off who thinks I am awesome because some whore let me take a picture of her death star.

I did not give you permission to host it, so delete it.

I shouldn't have to keep asking.

Nex time, I'm coming after your bacon!

........... just sayin

Nice toon

Alright, funny story...

I just came out to my family this weekend, telling them that I was gay (surprising, I know, right?)

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So what do you think

This is why all those hypocritical vegans shouldn't be driving! ;) lol

@13 I've been married to a beautiful woman for over a decade, they wouldn't buy it

@11 ROTFL

@14 Don't you mean 'Creationists'.... the people who believe dinosaurs never existed and that evolution is just crazy talk?

@13 And by "beautiful woman", I mean "repulsive whore." You know...because that's what she is. And after 30 years, it's getting pretty damned expensive.

And I appologize for insinuating that I am popular enough either in real life or the intrawebz to think that people genuinely know/care that I have been married, let alone any other aspect of my life.

Oil has nothing to do with dinosaurs or plants.
It comes from the core of Earth and believe or not - for that reason it's a renewable energy source. We will never stop to use it, scientist will come up with new ways to find richest oil reservoirs.
That is all, sad but true.

@13, 18, 19 aka the obvious fake naas who is so angry with me

have I really gotten thaaat inside of your head? This is great, please.... continue

Naas, ignore the troll haha. He's such a little beaner.
Just learn to selectively read shit :D
That way all insults fly past...

Not that I would call what this fag is doing an insult haha.

I hate humans

Attention Scientist of the World:
STOP looking for alternative fuels.... Mat (#20) says that oil is a renewable energy source.... all your research and scientific finds are wrong (according to Mat) and therefor nothing but pure poppy-cock (like second hand smoke & global warming) and a giant waste of time..... just sayin

hahaha.. love it!

Gah this is hilarious... and sad. Kinda just made my morning tho:) I love dinosaurs!!!

So theres a troll Naas???? That explains a lot.... And here I thought he was having a schizo fight with himself..... And @20 have you been locking your self in the garage with the car running for hours at a time or have you had a severe head injury lately??? because your theory about oil is about as silly as a gay clown inhaling laughing gas.

so my runs on dinos?

FUCKING SWEET!

@13, 18, 19, 21 aka me

Of course I have gotten inside my head! I mean, who else would be in there but myself...damn it...I'm talking to my self again

Why can't I just use this technology that I have infront of me to delete what I have written so I don't look like an idiot

@24 Global warming... You're a dumbfuck. You must be stroking Al Gore's wiener as vigorously as I'm stroking GW's

Although it's pretty clear that coal comes from plants, it's not certain that oil has the same source. Its possible (albeit unlikely) that some/most oil is indeed geological and not biological.

But even if it is, the earth is producing it at a much slower rate than we are using it up. It may be "renewable", but we're still running out.

@30 Oh you got me figured out, FAKE naas...... just sayin

@32 Please don't hurt me again with your slanderous comments about me being fake, when my super cool facebook page proves my authenticity

@fake nass. would u agree on the term climate change ?

@33 That proves you know how to copy & paste...... just sayin
As a warning, you should know: "You mess with the bull, you get the horns".......
just sayin

@34 "climate change" is too conservative a term...just sayin. I rather...just sayin...use the term "global warming is bullshit 'proven' by scientists as a way to keep government grant money coming to them"...just sayin

The cover...just sayin...of an Newsweek magazine in April 1985...just sayin...warned that the scientists had proven a "global cooling" trend...just sayin

@35 I want your horn...and I know you know where I want it

(Hint: ass)

@36 I'm not even going to argue with you (FAKE naas), because arguing with you is like running a race in the special olympics.... yeah, I might win, but in the end you're still retarded..... just sayin

@...just sayin...36 Your comic originality is, in fact, comical in and of itself. You choose not to argue with me because you are a moron who has no argument to begin with

Now, please, tend to my wiener

i wouldnt mind a naas-teabag if you know what i mean, wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more, say no more!

@38 Thank you for placing emphasis on "MIGHT win." It is humbling to know that you are open to the possibility of losing in the special olympics

That is all

@40 To properly get me off, please put sexual actions in asterisks. I.e. *pumping the shit out of your virgin asshole*

@40 You can use the 'short & curlies' as floss when you're done with the teabag too..... just sayin

i like cheese!

Shouldn't the arrows be the other way around?

Ummm... hey, I didn't make this comic but neither did the chive, though the fine people or person at "Abstruse Goose" did, just figured I would set a grievous injustice down the path of the righteous.

http://abstrusegoose.com/89

@36 So the fake naas watched Penn & Teller's bullshit on global warming.

That's one thing we know about you now.

Once again, global warming = real, man's contribution thereof? Insubstantial. No massive conspiracy, just a huge scientific cock-up and an attempt to downplay that cock-up. Global warming is caused by the gradual change in the earth's orbit around the sun. As we gradually move closer to the sun, we get warmer. Duh. Any graph of global average temperature since records began show this effect.

Err... Matt(#20)? Oil DOES come from plants. Where on earth did you hear otherwise? (It does not, however, come from dinosaurs.)

Oh, and it technically IS renewable... if you don't mind waiting millions of years for the plants to become oil.

Why isn't Jesus at the bottom?

I liked this picture it was really amazing, it
shows from where the gas came as the
dinosaurs were came on the earth to
do something more.

I thought oil came from mostly prehistoric plant mass.

@ 47

Very correct sir. Unfortunately the cause of "green" living has been hijacked by politicians and crazies. So instead of ideal, meaningful innovation (like real cheap renewable fuels) we get more crap, but this time forced down our throats.

@53 and they're getting more aggressive with it, now that the main study was shown to be falsified. It's crazy. A few days ago I saw some guy on TV ranting about how everyone who doesn't believe in this greenhouse gas shit is an idiot. Later, he started losing the argument, and claimed that the opposition was being too vehement about an unresolved argument.

@ 54

The problem is that they don't even want to argue about it. The ability to defend your science with facts is part of the reason why science is a cornerstone of civilization. The problem is when "others" take your science and lie about parts of it for their own interests. Then they tell you to shut it and not speak about it because then their lies would be found out. You're not even allowed to defend the right parts of you discovery so it is ALL discredited. It's really sad actually....

So, uh, are you guys like scientists and stuff? Thats cool. I'm relieved to hear that humans aren't the cause of global warming. That's a real load off. What happened to all my drugs? Shit man, I swear I just had half a joint lying around somewhere, but I think I probably left it outside in the rain again. I hate when that happens. Even if you dry it out, it ain't the same. What's up with that.

It's okay about all your whining about global warming, but I want to whine about the cartoonist skipping the oil-raffinery. How could he?!

...and the fact that the majority of oil and coal comes from dead plant material.

Oil actually comes from decaying plants and vegetables, not dinosaurs. Hope I ruined it for all of you.

This comic was from Abstruse Goose. You should probably have that in your post somewhere.

This comic is absolute amazing. Great idea.

I are true naas i think this comic comments getting into to much of debate, me think comic was good, but slightly incorrect.

on a completly unrelated note
Does anyone ever come to a page via stumble upon which has been tagged under humor and either don't get the joke or don't think its funny and then spend the time looking through the comments to see if the joke is there?

yours sincerely
the real naas

@24 Global warming. You're a dumbfuck. You must be stroking Al Gore's wiener as vigorously as I'm stroking GW's..