Forget Not Where Thy Petrol Floweth From

This is a little funny cartoon. Funny in a sad way. Like watching an old lady with a flowery hat on trying to open the door to the thrift store even though the sign clearly states, "Closed on Sundays".

The Chive

Thanks to Captain_O!, who drives an electric car because electricity comes from dead witches.

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• Mixed Feelings: Pleo The Pet Dino Is Back

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• DO WANT: Dinosaur Hatchling Ornaments

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