For Surfing (In Space!): Star Trek Wetsuits
These wetsuits from Roddenberry.com are designed to look like the uniforms from the original Star Trek series. They range in price from $435-$470, depending on the thickness of material (3mm - 7mm) you choose and you'd have to be an idiot to go surfing in a red one. Sharks yo, just sayin'.
These wetsuits are not novel gimmicks, they are the real deal, made using the highest quality materials and expert craftsmanship. Each individual wetsuit is custom made and tailored to your exact measurements for a perfect fit and unmatched performance. This is the ultimate in warmth and exposure protection when exploring strange new worlds!
I hate to break it to you, but the ultimate in warmth and exposure protection when exploring strange new worlds isn't a wetsuit -- it's the inside of a heated cockpit. One with a fireplace. You hear me, Khan?! Some like it hot -- and I'm one of them. (shovel another coal into my b)
Thanks to Matt, who once wrestled a shark to death with his bare hands. That was a nurse shark, Matt, and you outta be ashamed.
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IMAGE REMOVED Note: This is only a small portion of the graphic, click HERE to see the whole thing in all its toothy glory. Well, with Discovery Channel's Shark Week over it's another 51 weeks of depression until I'm back to fantasizing about dying in the jaws of a giant shark ... / Continue →
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