Dec 16 2009Doing It Wrong: Flasher Hit By Flashed Car
A female flasher who was showing motorists her own airbags (metaphorical magic!) ended up distracting one virgin so badly he ran over her. AAAAAAAHHH BOOOOOBIES!!
Cherelle Dudfield, 18, rolled over the car's bonnet and hit the windscreen but escaped serious injury.
The New Zealand teenager was later arrested and has now admitted disorderly behaviour. She said she was egged on by a friend to flash her breasts while standing in the middle of a road in Invercargill on New Zealand's South Island in September.Judge David Holderness called her actions dangerous, adding that she was lucky not to have been badly hurt. She was fined £120 (~$195)
Damn, hit by a car AND charged almost $200. This reminds me of the time I pulled over on the highway to relieve myself and caused the lunar lander to crash. I already told you NASA, I'm not paying!
Flash crash teen knocked over [thesun]
Thanks to Andrew MacGregor, who once flashed his junk on an overpass and got a thumbs down from two motorists in a row.
Reader Comments
1. catch22 - December 16, 2009 9:59 AM
porn fail
2. Adam Not Andrew Macgregor - December 16, 2009 10:01 AM
And... Wat am I doin
3. Closet Nerd - December 16, 2009 10:01 AM
"Masturbating while driving" FAIL
4. naas - December 16, 2009 10:09 AM
oh hot damn GW, there's something to open my browser to on this fine hump day morning.... Many thanks!
5. JadeValentine - December 16, 2009 10:10 AM
LOL talk about PWNED!
6. Sithblue - December 16, 2009 10:11 AM
when he said "i want to HIT that" he ment it!
7. Closet Nerd - December 16, 2009 10:16 AM
God damn, that chick is hot!!!! Just makes me want to 'kill a kitten'....... just sayin
8. Van - December 16, 2009 10:18 AM
C'mon GW? New Zealand is practically OZ man! Get here already! Report first hand!...not that...the other hand...
9. LSDiesel - December 16, 2009 10:18 AM
I would totally hit that too. I know @6 said something similar, but my comment is better.
10. cabbo - December 16, 2009 10:20 AM
Of course he didn't see her. Everyone knows that when women take their clothes off they become invisible. What a douche.
Thinking about it, though, imagine how bad the guy must've felt afterwards. 'Oh shit, I just killed a hot naked kiwi girl!'
Minor injuries? She rolled over the top of the thing and got minor injuries? What was it, a 1920s carriage?
11. naas - December 16, 2009 10:23 AM
@7 you know in my letter to god a few days ago I asked him about that one.... I'm concerned too, I know
@LSDiesel hits flashers all the time by the way if ya know what I'm getting at... booooossshhhhhhhhh
12. John_Bravo - December 16, 2009 10:25 AM
@ 10, killed her? I would have had sex with her still-warm body before I called the police...but hey....Kiwis aren't human...am I right? (please don't tell my friends Kiwi girlfriend I said that!)
13. LSDiesel - December 16, 2009 10:27 AM
@naas would know because he's always riddin' shotgun if ya know what I'm getting at. DOOOOOOSSSSHHHHHHH
14. BeNJ - December 16, 2009 10:28 AM
http://www.3news.co.nz/Woman-flashes-gets-hit-by-car/tabid/309/articleID/134386/Default.aspx
;)
15. Closet Nerd - December 16, 2009 10:29 AM
@11 I saw that... he responded too
http://www.geekologie.com/2009/12/kids_are_freaking_crazy_dear_g.php#comment-180544
16. naas - December 16, 2009 10:34 AM
@13 KUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSHHHHMMMMmmmmMMmmm
@15 hehehehe, that's awesome (cept the dead kitty part, that's messy)
17. Andrew MacGregor - December 16, 2009 10:34 AM
Can I just make this clear; I have not, nor will I ever, flash my junk on an overpass.
Add, I don't know WHAT YOU ARE.
18. Matt-Zilla - December 16, 2009 10:34 AM
shwing!!!!
he was probly trying to subdue her so he could pull her into the car and have sexytime with her unconscious lady parts
19. AaronZZZ - December 16, 2009 10:37 AM
Boobs caused an accident.... Thats great.... Imagine what would have happened if she flashed her Vag at the guy.... Ill tell you what would have happened....30 car and 1 naked chick pile up.
20. Jaded Icon - December 16, 2009 10:38 AM
@ 14
Thanks! Just saw the news report. She is maybe a 5.5 - 6 on hotness scale. Really only that high because of age and loose morals......
21. cabbo - December 16, 2009 10:40 AM
I would have licked the blood off her shin bone as it poked through her ripped skin. Then I would've finished in her ribcage. Just sayin'.
22. AaronZZZ - December 16, 2009 10:43 AM
Losse morals is always a + when it comes to sleazyeasy Chicks....
23. Greenman - December 16, 2009 10:45 AM
If I hit the girl in this picture with my car I would get out and give her CPR the I would tell her I saved her life so she would fall in love with me. Although, I'll venture to guess the actual girl was not this attractive. The girls willing to flash like that are usually large or misshapen with bad skin. Now that I think about it he probably hit her on purpose.
24. Cinema Obsessed - December 16, 2009 10:53 AM
Gives new meaning to deer in the headlights!
Ok that was a stupid joke... I tried.
25. Al - December 16, 2009 11:15 AM
Airbag is not safe.
Al - http://funbars.blogspot.com/
26. Adam Parry Not Andrew Macgregor - December 16, 2009 11:33 AM
@17
Well Andrew Macgregor, I have seen you get your "little" junk out before... so you are a liar.
Also you do know exactly what I am!
27. And - December 16, 2009 11:36 AM
Spell my name right asshead.
I'm online with Geo now, what time you coming?
And no, I don't know what you are AT ALL.
28. Add - December 16, 2009 11:42 AM
*Andrew MacGregor
No you're and Asshead
I am still in work so will be on after tea.... prob around 18.30hrs.
Tell Geo.. he's not a "Riotter"
29. Add - December 16, 2009 11:47 AM
*an
30. And - December 16, 2009 11:47 AM
Geo doesn't have a message for you cos he reckons you're a stranger nowadays...
Might be on at half 6, give us a tinkle later
Oh wHell
31. duh! - December 16, 2009 11:50 AM
Okay, yall realize that this girl isnt the girl that actually got hit......any girl that acts like a whore and gives all of earths females a bad name, shuld ne ran over...TWICE!
32. rotgut - December 16, 2009 12:05 PM
Okay so who IS that girl in the pic.........? Anyone.........? (yowza)
33. Joey - December 16, 2009 12:10 PM
The girl pictured is Mercedes Terrell, a car model from the LA area.
34. rotgut - December 16, 2009 12:20 PM
Thank you. God that is one beautiful creature, right there.
35. Indycubsfan - December 16, 2009 12:53 PM
Funniest post ever!
36. Darkness - December 16, 2009 1:33 PM
ROFL. Stupidity will always exist. That was God(s) or none telling the world. Hey. Dont be slutty and dumb.
Or something.
Eh.
37. cabbo - December 16, 2009 2:38 PM
There's an actual diving school in muff. It's only a few miles away from me. Muff diving school! Seriously. Muff, in Ireland. Look it up. Google maps.
38. Closet Nerd - December 16, 2009 2:40 PM
I keep putting new dents in the under side of my desk everytime i come back to this article...... just sayin
39. Mj - December 16, 2009 3:57 PM
Ah, Cherelle. Done for drink driving the month before her "accident". Think she'll stop drinking?
Nah.
40. Ando - December 16, 2009 4:52 PM
Hey Add
41. Closet Nerd - December 16, 2009 5:01 PM
I decided to check out her pic one more time before leaving for the day.... now i need some new drawers...... just sayin
42. Closet Nerd - December 16, 2009 5:01 PM
I decided to check out her pic one more time before leaving for the day.... now i need some new drawers...... just sayin
43. r k - December 16, 2009 5:47 PM
odd... usually we have to pay chicks to show us their boobs. New Zealand is obviously backward.
44. jaime - December 16, 2009 6:00 PM
who wants to move to NZ with me?
45. lickwid - December 16, 2009 7:22 PM
Sorry but since when did NZ start using £s again?
NZ$120 is more like US$85.
Plus that chick isnt the actual one who got hit....just in case anyone though that (yes YOU)
46. Regan t - December 16, 2009 9:27 PM
We don't use £'s here in new Zealand and your. All right she was ugly with bad skin, she would have flashed a car because there's nothing else to do in invercargill
47. sbs_kcbaby - December 16, 2009 11:27 PM
Hahaha. Thas great. Skank got what she deserved!!!!
48. Abam - December 16, 2009 11:54 PM
Wow my hometown is invercargill, can't believe it made it on here! lol awesome
49. Findlay D - December 17, 2009 4:54 AM
Ahaha this story was hiiilarious. The 6 o'clock news item was funny too with a re-enactment with the girl, and an unrelated shot of her flashing moo cows. Kiwis rule!
50. asdf - December 21, 2009 6:50 PM
that picture is a photoshop fail.
51. derya baykal - March 5, 2010 7:51 AM
Losse morals is always a - when it comes to sleazyeasy Chicks.