Dec 31 2009DIY Wolverine Claws Confiscated In The UK
These homemade Wolverine claws were recently confiscated during a UK crackdown on illegal goods in the postal system, along with drugs and other weapons. On that note, who can get me into the evidence room?
Staff at the depot have seized drugs, imitation weapons and a package containing thousands of fake Viagra tablets in recent months.
Fake Viagra tablets? That's just cruel. I mean, you order boner pills you EXPECT boner pills. Reminds me of the time I bought ecstasy and ended up with chewable vitamins. Saddest pterodactyl ever.
Makeshift Wolverine Claws Seized by UK Officials [tmz]
Thanks to Samuel and Ian, who once sent Wolverine a get-well card before realizing he probably already was.
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Reader Comments
1. First - December 31, 2009 5:32 PM
BOOYAH!
2. ~zeus~ - December 31, 2009 5:32 PM
1st yes.. first time ever!
haha m8 love the pterodactyl link XD
3. ~zeus~ - December 31, 2009 5:33 PM
god damn it!
4. voltron - December 31, 2009 5:45 PM
If the Viagra were fake why did they confiscate them? Sorry guy your not allowed to pretend your taking a real boner pill.
5. hawtchick - December 31, 2009 5:56 PM
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6. spike - December 31, 2009 6:15 PM
you can buy those claws anywhere you can buy swords.....they are NOT hand made.
http://cgi.ebay.com/PANTERA-Wolverine-Claw-Fantasy-Dager-Display_W0QQitemZ140370444716QQcmdZViewItemQQptZLH_DefaultDomain_0?hash=item20aebb01ac
7. GirlsWearingMyJersey - December 31, 2009 6:33 PM
LOL! Those things look retarded! But then again, I never understood people who buy replica swords either.
8. Whiskey - December 31, 2009 6:50 PM
I have a titanium blade embedded somewhere in my body, just like Wolverine. Except my is used for defense, in case I I ever go to prison....
In all seriousness, sometimes when I go #2, I cry.
9. Andrew - December 31, 2009 6:55 PM
@ 8 - X-Men fact fail...
It's Adamantium... Not Titanium!
10. Whiskey - December 31, 2009 7:21 PM
@9 Do I look like someone who has access to Adamantuim? >.>
No, because it's not real. Instead, I used Titanium, which is the next best "existing" metal.
Alsho, itsh frickkken news yeeersh mann, I've beeen drankan since nuun yeshturday, I DONT HAVVVE TEH TYME Or BRaNE PowEr, TOO DiScushh FaCtSh aBOUT ImaSHinary MEtALSsh!!!!!!!!!
In all seriousness, good eye, and Happy New Years everybody!!
Don't do anything naas wouldn't do!!....Yes of course you can dress as a T-Rex in a bikini, riding a unicycle, while shooting spray cheese in peoples eyes.
11. jaime - December 31, 2009 7:22 PM
definition nº1?
12. Steph - December 31, 2009 7:38 PM
Hi gerard!!!!
13. Steph - December 31, 2009 7:41 PM
Draw me a cat!!
14. Whiskey - December 31, 2009 7:45 PM
@12
Who's this Gerard fella?!?! HUH!? Who is he Steph? TELL ME!
I knew you were cheating on me.
In all seriousness, I'm guessing its GWs, first name.
15. om3ga - December 31, 2009 7:47 PM
wicked ninja style. slash up the po po with them!
16. LOL - December 31, 2009 9:06 PM
@ 10:
Metallic compound knowledge fail.
Get with tungsten carbide.
17. THETEENAGEMONSTER - December 31, 2009 9:09 PM
@8 there are stronger metals than titanium
and now its time for me to eat another toddler
.....(CHOMP)...the liver tastes the best *slurping sounds*
18. Banned - December 31, 2009 9:50 PM
"In all seriousness." Sounds like a broken fuc king record.
19. Aru-San - January 1, 2010 3:15 AM
Foo those aint home-made You can buy those things everywhere online and at comic con!
20. Blashyrkh - January 1, 2010 6:42 AM
yeah, not in the UK you can't. in fact, you can't buy anything in the UK. anything at all. except for shiny beads
21. Jiakasuma - January 1, 2010 12:50 PM
Cutting that butter
22. Captain Shadow - January 1, 2010 7:15 PM
I'll wear those with honor as I grill some lamb-ca-bobs with small pineapple slices.
23. andre - January 2, 2010 3:21 AM
@1,2 zeus
haha you suck
24. Dude - January 2, 2010 1:33 PM
Nekodes ≠ Wolverine
25. Gregory - January 2, 2010 11:47 PM
Lol i have one of those :D
26. ~zeus~ - January 3, 2010 2:21 PM
yeah.. 1st FAIL :'(