This is a short video of a guy doing a bunch of tricks with a tape measure. Admittedly, he's pretty good and with a little more practice he could probably be as good as me one day. When hell is a solid sheet of ice! And speaking of ice sheets: what an Eskimo has after trying raw seal! *bada-dum tsch* I'll be here all week folks, try the seal. *bada-dum tsch!* God I'm good at this. *bada-dum tsch!* Kidding, kidding.
Thanks to naas, who once unhooked a woman's bra with a tape measure but it turned out to be a bro and then the guy hugged him like Meatloaf playing Bob in Fight Club.