Dec 6 2009Conspiracy!: The Truth About Dinosaurs
You know, I always thought it was a little hard to believe that dinosaurs could have actually evolved. Know what I mean? The sexy factor. But you can't trust anything the government says anyway, which is exactly why I'm going back JUST TO MAKE SURE. And let me tell you -- if they don't really exist: saddest blogger ever.
Hit the jump for two more, both courtesy of Autocomplete Me.
Google: The Land Before Time [autocompleteme]
Thanks to Colorless26, Daniel, Fally, Katelyn and Justin, NinjaMuffin, cbale1fan, Justinknots,
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Reader Comments
1. jake - December 6, 2009 2:37 PM
i knew it
2. Spikey DaPikey - December 6, 2009 2:38 PM
Lies ! You cannot trust the CIA........................
3. jaja ;D - December 6, 2009 3:06 PM
Hahahaha I love it :P
4. Wolf - December 6, 2009 3:06 PM
That's a song title by the band 'Math the Band'. It's really cool, everyone should check it out.
5. killerabbit - December 6, 2009 3:07 PM
If I'm not going to be time traveling, what am I supposed to do with all these trees, dirt, and gumption?
6. Conspiracy - December 6, 2009 3:15 PM
FINALLY MORE PEOPLE REALIZING!!! The government is lies!!!
7. me - December 6, 2009 3:18 PM
watch, im psychic, the next post will be about princess peach as virgin mary
8. Chundermutton - December 6, 2009 3:21 PM
PRINCESS PEACH IS LIKE THE VIRGIN MARY.
9. Chundermutton - December 6, 2009 3:22 PM
@7, respect.
10. Satoshi - December 6, 2009 3:51 PM
Watch me, I'm psychic too!
The next comment will be about Zelda and a sword phallic properties!
11. Whiskey - December 6, 2009 4:06 PM
@10.
Thats just creepy....
Oh well!
Link's Sword: Link's main sword boasts the power to vanquish evil. Shigeru Potatomoto's psych major roommate from college advised him that a sword was a little too phallic for the main character, which is why in all of the Legend o' Zelda games, Link's sword is actually a loaf of sandwich bread.
12. Whiskey - December 6, 2009 4:08 PM
MLIG
13. mel - December 6, 2009 4:10 PM
"dinosaurs we're back"
They're letting us know this, and that they can even use the internet.
14. Joey Kazaam - December 6, 2009 4:24 PM
in the words of william murderface, ROBOTS ARE NOT TO BE TRUSTED!
15. 777 - December 6, 2009 4:29 PM
I do hope I get sexually violated by a Pterodactyl tonight ;)
16. Justinknots - December 6, 2009 4:46 PM
Hooray my first credit. Now I feel accomplished.
17. Jaded Icon - December 6, 2009 5:20 PM
@ 16
Don't get comfortable....this is the best for you.
18. Darkness - December 6, 2009 6:00 PM
Well in that case Im going to use my Time Machine now. Liars.
19. Leo @ What The Food? - December 6, 2009 6:27 PM
Google is telling the truth! The world was actually made of candy and icecream 65 Million years ago, the penguins fought over this with the humans and have succeeded to lock a large amount of the candy and icecream in the north and south poles under large sheets of ice!
www.whatthefood.dishist.com
20. Ickorus - December 6, 2009 7:23 PM
Obviously wrong, dinosaurs just make me want to time travel even more.
21. Yopparia - December 6, 2009 8:04 PM
typing "i l" gets "i like to tape my thumbs to my hands to see what it would be like to be a dinosaur" hahah now im addicted to finding more.
22. thatguy - December 6, 2009 9:35 PM
i looked up what before and it gave me "what are those strawberries doing on my nipples i need it for a fruit salad"
i was like wtf?
23. mary - December 6, 2009 10:40 PM
@21 I've done that before... At work.
24. Gameboxed - December 7, 2009 12:02 AM
I went search for it. It's actually a name of a song from a band @_@
25. Teege - December 7, 2009 1:37 AM
"I really had to poop a lot so that I could be this hot"
No one noticed?
26. harry stuped - December 7, 2009 3:19 AM
OMG :O
i just knew it!
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28. Tessel - December 7, 2009 8:51 AM
If you type in 'i' it says: I like to tape my thumbs to my hands to see what it would be like to be a dinosaur. LOL
29. Tessel - December 7, 2009 8:54 AM
Oh never mind, Yopparia's said this before me :P
30. Mucho-de pille libre-hanMucho-de pille libre-han graccioo eltorro itcheo-del fille fille un tarro-ch - December 7, 2009 9:28 AM
Wuh...?
31. ciao - December 7, 2009 1:07 PM
ahah! These were fun looking at.
oh and here's something to check out: "bacon is"
32. SciG33kCh1c - December 8, 2009 12:18 AM
Oh, Geekologie boyfriend of mine.... you make every day like it's my last.
33. Pickens - December 8, 2009 10:45 AM
Hey!!!! I just went back to check that crap and IT WAS GONE. The CIA has obviously paid Google to delete that shit, and we're all being screwed here. The truth has to be discovered.
34. MyBlackSon - December 8, 2009 2:33 PM
that is hilarious
35. SmsVar, Sms Gönder, Toplu Sms - December 8, 2009 3:02 PM
love you google......
36. Sparky - December 9, 2009 10:39 PM
"... hope you get ... a pterodactyl ..."
....................................
....that HAS to be the first one, right?
37. Captain Chaos - December 10, 2009 2:16 AM
The robot one is a line from an old SNL sketch.