Dec 20 2009Condom Pillow Helps Prevent Nightmares (Babies And Penis Diseases)

Want a pillow that looks like a giant condom wrapper? Who doesn't? Handcrafted and silk screened by Etsy seller LittleElk, each $35 pillow actually comes with a little pocket for holding normal-size pecker protectors (or, in your case, XS). Just wait till you bring a woman home and she sees this thing. Boy are you gonna let her down! Kidding, kidding -- like you'd ever bring a woman home!
LittleElk's Etsy Page
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Put a Giant Condom On Your Bed [gizmodo]
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Reader Comments
1. Jimmy - December 20, 2009 8:19 PM
that's quite clever
2. cabbo - December 20, 2009 8:32 PM
I'm getting it, if only to use the giant sized condom as a sleeping bag.
I'm not actually getting it, and I doubt I'd fit into the giant condom.
I'm going to buy a real condom and wait.
I'm not going to buy a real condom.
I'm going to play blazblue, or practice my bass guitar, or smoke weed, and never end up getting laid.
I need a drink.
3. Nick Sydney - December 20, 2009 8:32 PM
is that a night cap?
4. cabbo - December 20, 2009 8:36 PM
Absinthe tastes good. Warm, like the touch of a woman.
Oh god.
Absinthe tastes so good.
I like to drink it and sleep away the feelings of inadequacy that rise up throughout the day. But I can't sleep. Not now.
I need a hug. A nice, full breasted, absinthe hug.
You might be thinking I'm a creep now. Well, at least I didn't make out with my cousin, you weirdo.
5. cabbo - December 20, 2009 8:37 PM
FUCK MY MOUTH IS ON FIRE
6. cabbo - December 20, 2009 8:47 PM
Anyway, now for the actual post-relevant stuff.
Who would buy this? Gunther (of "...and the sunshine girls" fame), maybe. Might be a little bit too gay for him.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eLDFG_wqvE
7. rad to the power of me - December 20, 2009 9:22 PM
AND I'M BACK! WHEEEW i missed you guys! first i would like to say cabbo shut up.......and pass the Absinthe, weed, and your bass...no i don't need a pick I slap it like you mother.
as for the post....this combined with a Snuggie = the best Vday gift ever
8. Shaan - December 20, 2009 9:42 PM
Sounds weird but nice ;) . . . .
9. Jason Katzwinkel - December 20, 2009 11:06 PM
I'm trying to imagine the decor of the room that would go well in.
"The theme of the room is, loosely, 'I don't want your baby.' Well, at least that's what I say in mixed company. Truth be told, I was going for more of a 'I've pissed fire before, and I will never endure that ever again' type of vibe. I'm wearing a condom right now, as a matter of fact."
10. UGG - December 20, 2009 11:07 PM
good topic!
11. Jiakasuma - December 21, 2009 1:32 AM
hefty
12. Fearofthewalnut - December 21, 2009 2:05 AM
I already sleep in a condom, so this is OLD
(like your mom)
13. cabbo - December 21, 2009 5:52 AM
@7 Up the slap. Incidentally, if you'd gone through my link and listened to the track 'risky the buffalo' then you wouldn't have assumed that I use a pick.
14. sung - December 21, 2009 7:22 AM
steal from my idea? Your going to know what it means for whom reps me to avenge 7 fold... die
15. That uncle who did that bad thing we don't speak about - December 21, 2009 8:04 AM
How is this relevant? I, for one, have no idea what a "condom" is and I doubt anyone else on here does either.
Talk about Warcraft again.
[touches self]
16. Pat - December 21, 2009 8:53 AM
Sold out! Now what am I gonna get my mom for Christmas?!
17. Jaded Icon - December 21, 2009 8:56 AM
Just like McDonalds, I'm loving it! Course, the pink doesn't really match the drapes if you know what I'm saying........huh, I don't even know what I'm saying........just saying..
18. R.I.P. Biggie Smalls,and if you dont know him FUCK OUTTAA HERE check him out. - December 21, 2009 1:40 PM
yo this pillow is the fucking shit.its awsome,Im loving it...but what the fuck is the Condom....its got the wrapper but Its gottta be mad motha fucking uncomphortable if thats the "Coushon" or pilow in it...be good if it was a night cap...or a Fucking sleeping back...Peace Boys...
R.I.P. BIGGIE SMALLS
19. George - December 21, 2009 5:06 PM
i love how he didnt mention the condom sleeping bag at all. hope it doesnt break!
20. Ando - December 21, 2009 8:45 PM
It would be funny if that pillow had an expiration date lol
21. Patrick - December 23, 2009 2:03 PM
My friend made the first comment on this one! XD Sounds like a good idea if I still have my ex-love.
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25. Condom Pillow - February 19, 2010 1:53 AM
There are several ways of having fun in bed but this one takes things to a whole new height.
26. Condom Pillow - February 25, 2010 9:56 AM
I found some more giant condom pillows in stock at www.condompillow.com