Dec 3 2009Completely Not Right: A Breakdancing Robot
A breakdancing robot, like any kind of dancing robot, like any kind of robot at all, deserves a special place in burning hot hell. And this little bastard is no exception. I don't care if you can pop and lock YOU DESERVE TO BURN. Remember when the Terminator lowers himself into that vat of molten steel at the end of Terminator 2? They should all do that. Take a hint robo d-bags!
Thanks to Nathan and Oedipus Flex, who could out robot this robot at the robot any day of the week!
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Reader Comments
1. dave - December 3, 2009 9:15 PM
RUN AWAY!
2. jacob valetna - December 3, 2009 9:17 PM
hahah awesome!
3. Robothinkyoukindance - December 3, 2009 9:21 PM
I like your moves Mr. Robot, but I'm curious whether or not you're able to dance outside of your style. I'd like to see you in the Choreography Round....Mary?
4. kEVEERRROONNOOO - December 3, 2009 9:22 PM
BURN FAGOR-BOT BURN IN HEEEELLLLL!!!!! just sayin....
5. Tennist0 - December 3, 2009 9:48 PM
Today, I saw a robot dancing on a side walk in the city. Being the human-favoring person I am, I gave the robot a roundhouse kick the the balls...it didn't have any.
Humans: 1
Robots: 0
MLIG.
6. Ronald Reagan - December 3, 2009 9:53 PM
Give props to the Japanese they managed to make a black guy into a robot.
7. Craig - December 3, 2009 10:15 PM
And all the humans laughed at the robots' antics...for a little while, that is...
8. Species 8472 - December 3, 2009 10:20 PM
Didn't this guy work with Fred Durst around '99?
9. Joey - December 3, 2009 11:05 PM
What next robot dance offs ruining our economy even more. While we are at it lets give them the button to all our nukes that will make everything better, Wont it?
10. GW IS A ROBOT-LOVER!!! - December 3, 2009 11:15 PM
GW IS ACTUALLY A ROBOT LOVER!!!1111oneone
Don't believe his lies of "robots suck"!
11. J - December 4, 2009 12:00 AM
About 30 seconds in and i wanted to plough that thing with a 12 gauge. I dont know of it was the robot or the song or both.
12. mtk - December 4, 2009 12:38 AM
MIDGET IN A SUIT
13. Pavementaled - December 4, 2009 12:51 AM
Once again. Do Japanese people really like this music? Or do they just put their hands in front of their mouths and laugh politely at it?
14. bobo - December 4, 2009 1:54 AM
You know what geekologie writer i got something to say to u
FUCK YOU and your jokes about robotics are getting old and stupid by the days.
Instead of writing retard comment about robots, for once at least support and envy what we as a human can created such wonderful robots consider in such a short period of time.
Oh robot this oh robot thats burn it to hell Pew pew blah blah STFU !
p.s If anyone else is offended by my comment i apology, but this is for the geekologie writer ONLY
15. rekomendasi bisnis internet - December 4, 2009 2:39 AM
very funny video, maybe my friends will make it for contest
16. god - December 4, 2009 3:38 AM
Too bad the song realllly sucks big time, and too bad the moves realllly suck too.
ps. gw Stop posting bad taste videos
and, Im drunk right now cause i went out tonight, yes, outside my appartment, to see actual people in "real life" wow ! what a change to see some live human ass.
17. Tomato - December 4, 2009 4:03 AM
This is the first time I think in the history of Geekologie that I have not seen someone in the top 5 say "First"
18. Jiggle John - December 4, 2009 4:13 AM
What about your top 20? FIRST!
19. grant - December 4, 2009 4:18 AM
someday 7 foot versions of these are gonna be bouncing at all the popular clubs/bars in nyc.
When that day comes I hope to no longer exist
20. DAN - December 4, 2009 7:17 AM
@14 that's a retard comment, you made no sense, and you're tryna keeps his thoughts and opinions contained? Nice goin' there Hitler
21. undoings - December 4, 2009 7:31 AM
Gangster Japanese voice? High five.
22. Jaded Icon - December 4, 2009 7:36 AM
@ 14
Since you're really the only one that complains about his automatonophobia (fear of robots) that obviously makes you a traitor to the human race......oh! And Hitler and Judas. So......GTFO!
23. Bruno420 - December 4, 2009 7:40 AM
@8
"Didn't this guy work with Fred Durst around '99?"
HAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
LOL
24. Closet Nerd - December 4, 2009 7:41 AM
@14 That is what the fucking 'Contact' tab is for dumb ass.... just sayin
http://www.geekologie.com/contact/
25. Jazzman - December 4, 2009 7:44 AM
That's not break dancing and the robot is eff'n lame!!! This is real break dancing: http://www.facebook.com/#/album.php?profile=1&id=654033700
26. Closet Nerd - December 4, 2009 7:44 AM
"if I ever see you try anything that crazy again, this crew might just have itself some new parachute pants!"
The moves it does starting about 3:45 are pretty cool too.
Just skip there after the first minute or so. Its a lot of the same over and over.
27. JADE - December 4, 2009 9:19 AM
Hey @14 STFU..............just sayin
28. Anna - December 4, 2009 9:24 AM
Why the hell didn't he do the robot? I feel scammed
29. cabbo - December 4, 2009 9:34 AM
I did a youtube search of 'robot' about 3 weeks ago and this was the third result. I figured it would've already been up here.
*Sigh*
Oh well. MILG. No matter how out of date it is.
30. paul - December 4, 2009 9:59 AM
Is slamming your crotch into the floor really considered a dance move?
There are websites devoted specifically to that move, and they aren't dance websites... just sayin.
31. jeff - December 4, 2009 10:27 AM
fake, not a rapper, the bot's pants are too high up on the waist, they should be around the knees
32. Leeroy - December 4, 2009 10:39 AM
Man, that thing was popping and locking and doing the human better than any other robot I've seen.
33. Eddie - December 4, 2009 11:52 AM
Look we all know that, thats a asian man in a robot suit. They are so small compared to us. They can make any thing seem Big.
34. debt relief - December 4, 2009 12:41 PM
HAHA I liked the vid a ton thx for it
35. JW - December 4, 2009 4:10 PM
They hate break dancing where I work. I don't know what happened for them to take such a strong stance against it. They put up little plastic signs every day and move them around, so we don't forget. There's a little guy on them busting something out on the floor, but he has that red circle and strike through across him. F-ing idiots; they're going to make up plastic signs every time someone pisses them off? What picture are they going to use when someone gets caught rubbing one out?
36. OVB - December 4, 2009 5:26 PM
Reminds of the "black" robot from the movie Ice Pirates.
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38. Dousche - December 7, 2009 5:32 AM
LAST
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