Call A Podiatrist!: Custom Zombie Feet Shoes
This is a pair of Vans deviantARTist mburk painted to look like zombie feet. Paint your legs green, drool blood, walk with a limp and rock a blank stare for added effect. OR CUT CORNERS AND JUST TAKE A BITE OUT OF AN OLD LADY. Om nom nom nom! Mmmm, Geritol. Say, are those dentures? Quick, bite my nipples!!
Zombie Shoes [mburk's deviantART]
Thanks to sham, who once chewed her own foot off because she thought it smelled like beef jerky.
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They're slippers. They're made out of bread. You can wear them then eat them. But you won't, because that's disgusting. I jest, knowing you you probably will. Freak. Just remember to take them off first. Martynas Birskys of the Vilnius-based design studio DaDaDa sells sl... / Continue →
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Looking to blow $2,500 on something that's bound to get all scuffed up and smell funky within a few months? Cool, buy me one of those masturbation machines. Or these shoes. These are an exclusive pair...only one of its kind. Patent leather back with embedded fiber optic wiri... / Continue →
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Zombie Mario, who would have thought? Not me, but that's because I'm not creative. One time in grade school our teacher told us to draw a made-up animal and I drew a cat. I did not receive full credit. And that, dear reader, is how I developed a stuttering problem. But tha... / Continue →
