Dec 31 2009But I Loved That Guy: Cookie Monster Slayer
This is a picture of some chick that slayed Cookie Monster and is wearing his pelt. So what do you think -- does the carpet match the shoulder patch or what?
Cookie Monster Slayer [buzzfeed]
Thanks to Blastphemer, who wears an Oscar the Grouch coat.
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Reader Comments
1. Abballo - December 31, 2009 12:03 PM
what about the apple monster?
2. R BRown - December 31, 2009 12:05 PM
You posted this before.. and OLD
3. Dishy Dishyington - December 31, 2009 12:08 PM
http://www.guzer.com/pictures/cookie-monster-needs-help.php
4. B - December 31, 2009 12:11 PM
Slayed? Really? Not slew?
5. B - December 31, 2009 12:15 PM
Furthermore: yeah, I would. Might have to leave the head-on-a-spike in the other room, but I would.
6. Dishy Dishyington - December 31, 2009 12:21 PM
I love the look on her face.
A ragtag band of vigilante dentists have been after the CM for years.
http://pageslap.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/cookieearly.jpg
7. naas - December 31, 2009 12:22 PM
OLD NEWS FTW!
8. Dishy Dishyington - December 31, 2009 12:30 PM
I'd hit it. Might have to leave the girl in the other room, but yeah I would.
9. Jiakasuma - December 31, 2009 12:31 PM
bitch
10. AaronZZZ - December 31, 2009 12:39 PM
It could not be helped! the Cookie Monsters appitite was out of control. He started free basing Cookie dough and snorting lines of flour and coco powder. SOME BODY HAD TO STOP HIM. This brave and mildly attractive woman came forth to slay the beast, and on her mighty spear rests the head, of the Cookie Monster.
11. dan tacos - December 31, 2009 12:39 PM
This is old, but it never gets too old, if you know what I mean. I always wonder about this girl... she seems like she doesn't give a fuck about what anyone thinks, ever, and that's sexy. And she's willing to kill innocent cookie foragers without remorse, which is just hot. Win-win.
12. josh berry - December 31, 2009 12:55 PM
POST FASTER!!!!!!
13. naas - December 31, 2009 1:02 PM
Rofl the girl next to her is thinking WTF IS WRONG WITH YOu!!??
14. Batman - December 31, 2009 1:02 PM
He must have stolen her oreos.
15. Hunter - December 31, 2009 1:07 PM
This chick's got sort of a munch face going on, and gotta agree with naas about the girl next to her, haha.
16. Whiskey - December 31, 2009 1:09 PM
Meh... No mass amounts of blood? No organs or shredded skin? This wouldn't even bother a 7 year old now days.
In all seriousness, I would slay her cookie with my monster..all day
17. Whiskey - December 31, 2009 1:13 PM
http://s.buzzfed.com/static/imagebuzz/web02/2009/12/30/15/i-like-this-one-better-28962-1262203572-1.jpg
Warning: Above link may cause you to have an irreversible boner.
In all seriousness, she aint gots no lil bitty tittehs
18. birr crintock - December 31, 2009 1:31 PM
resistance only makes my cock harder?
19. Cruisemissleking - December 31, 2009 1:56 PM
I don't think the carpet matches the shoulder patch.
20. tetra7billy - December 31, 2009 3:51 PM
I'd hit that....many many times. Cookie Monster can watch too
21. Stating the Obvious - December 31, 2009 4:43 PM
Look at that flat stomach of hers. She's _definitely_ a Cookie Monster Slayer, protecting American couch potatoes & tomatoes from the horrors of fat & flabby bodies.
We should support her crusade by granting her sexual favors: many, varied & often.
22. Apeman505 - December 31, 2009 4:49 PM
I think I found this last year when looking for Monster Hunter images....
23. VaCa - December 31, 2009 5:05 PM
i loooooveee me some old news
24. JFreezy - December 31, 2009 7:32 PM
Damn! Why does that chick give me such a hard on?!?! It is totally the look she has on her face that says "yeah, so what?" and the way she is standing. And the fact that she has a vagina.
25. tetra7billy - December 31, 2009 8:29 PM
@JFreezy:
It's mostly because she has a vagina
26. dsi r4 - January 1, 2010 12:28 AM
Hi Guy's,
I would. Might have to leave the head-on-a-spike in the other room, but I would.
27. TetraShiva - January 1, 2010 3:49 AM
That's not really an accomplishment.
I mean, really, a 12 year old with a cookie and a taser could take out cookie monster.
28. Samir and Micheal - January 1, 2010 9:37 AM
That lipstick looks like she gave him a BJ before he died.... or was it after? "Kills cookie monster then lets him watch a BJ on his own dead body".... that's hot
29. What - January 2, 2010 12:44 AM
I think I saw this back when people still used Netscape.
30. carlos - January 2, 2010 1:18 AM
stupid bitch... i loved the cookie monster. loved :'[
31. cabbo - January 2, 2010 8:52 AM
This thing is ingenious. And hot.
@5 but imagine all the things that girl could do with a spike.
You have to admire the workmanship in that costume.
32. Kije - January 2, 2010 1:27 PM
@31 Dude, she killed Cookie monster. I liked Cookie monster.
33. WickedKitty - January 2, 2010 2:15 PM
BOITCH I HATE HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COOKIE MONSTERRRRRRRRRRRR NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO T.T T.T T.T =*****(
34. Larrythefatcat - January 3, 2010 9:17 AM
I'm glad she killed that bastard after he almost ate Chris Skywalker... or was it Luke Griffin?
...I can never remember...
35. KevinY - January 3, 2010 3:43 PM
Man, I loved this pic so much....I did some fan-art...this lady needs her own comic or something!!!
http://drawnblud.deviantart.com/art/Cookie-Huntress-101768378
36. Gadgets Article - March 19, 2010 4:22 PM
What a great custome ! LOL