But I Loved That Guy: Cookie Monster Slayer

This is a picture of some chick that slayed Cookie Monster and is wearing his pelt. So what do you think -- does the carpet match the shoulder patch or what?

Cookie Monster Slayer [buzzfeed]

Thanks to Blastphemer, who wears an Oscar the Grouch coat.

Oh God, Please Not Samoas Or Thin Mints!: Girl Scouts Cut Four Cookies From Lineup

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The Latest In Cookie-Dipping Technology

The Dipr Cookie Spoon was designed for dipping little cookie sandwiches (i.e. store-brand Oreos, you cheapskate!) in milk without them falling apart or sinking to the bottom of the... More →

Deadly Deliciousness: Ninjabread Cookies

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