Dec 23 2009Are You Man Enough To Buy A Label-less N64 Game From Some Guy On eBay?
I know I am -- if the price was right. Unfortunately it's not because this auction is already up to $110 with two and a half days left. *scraping frantically with a razor blade* I'm gonna be rich!
Yes, this game is missing its labels, leaving the games identity indiscernible. However, everything else about the cartridge is perfect. There's no sticker residue, major scratches, writing, dents, cracks, or anything else. The 'game' (whatever it may be) plays just fine thanks to a few hours of heavy duty contact cleansing (I rubbed those contacts down as if there was no tomorrow).
You are bidding on THE CARTRIDGE WITH NO NAME.
Thanks to all the fake bids placed by speds to be funny, the seller has decided to include three, count them, THREE label-less cartridges in the auction so you get more bang shitty game for our buck. Plus, 25% of the sale is going to the Child's Play charity, which aims to scare the shit out of less fortunate children with murderous dolls. Not cool!
Thanks to Isaac, who's man enough to know when you shouldn't place bids on eBay: after seven beers.
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Reader Comments
1. Renegade - December 23, 2009 1:59 PM
hahaha
2. Renegade - December 23, 2009 1:59 PM
Firsties^
3. Me - December 23, 2009 2:07 PM
The only way that would be worth that much is if it were Super Smash Bros.
4. Hogan - December 23, 2009 2:12 PM
Best Case Scenario: It's a game missing its labels.
Worst Case Scenario: It's missing its labels.
5. Lee Harless - December 23, 2009 2:12 PM
i like this. you should be happy about that.
6. siberianmoosecow - December 23, 2009 2:12 PM
update:
YOU ARE NOW RECEIVING THREE N64 GAMES, A RED SHARPIE, SEVEN PAPERCLIPS, AND A FEW PIECES OF CANDY.
THIS AUCTION'S POWER LEVEL HAS BEEN RAISED TO BRO-TIER.
7. Father - December 23, 2009 2:13 PM
I bet it's Superman 64.
8. nathan - December 23, 2009 2:16 PM
nathan
9. Patrick - December 23, 2009 2:18 PM
Sure!
10. Closet Nerd - December 23, 2009 2:20 PM
Give the game to some blind kids.... they won't notice..... just sayin
11. KBOTZ - December 23, 2009 2:21 PM
place your bets people, $5 on turok.
12. Me - December 23, 2009 2:24 PM
$10 on Kirby
13. Pat - December 23, 2009 2:26 PM
At least it goes toward a good cause?
14. Richard McBeef - December 23, 2009 2:26 PM
I bet $100 it's not zelda.
I'm with #7 - it's three copies of superman 64
15. Me - December 23, 2009 2:31 PM
Why am i so attracted to sites with dark backgounds and light text?
16. HEY! - December 23, 2009 2:38 PM
This gives me an idea... Maybe I'll put some envelopes up for auction on eBay. Maybe there's money in them, maybe there isn't.
*SPOILERS*
There isn't.
17. KBOTZ - December 23, 2009 2:39 PM
@3 i have super smash bros at home if you have $110!
i also have 007, perfect dark...and every other n64 game imaginable.....still have to upgrade to Wii!
(actually my 6 year old can't screw up the cartridges like a cd.)
18. Closet Nerd - December 23, 2009 2:43 PM
@16 You should make them bacon envelopes if you want them to sell quickly
http://www.geekologie.com/2009/11/this_little_piggy_went_to_the.php
19. naas - December 23, 2009 2:45 PM
....
20. Jamisosn - December 23, 2009 2:46 PM
The game is mario kart for the n64 if you look at the site he left hints to what it is there is a sterring wheel in the banner and a mario figure nxt to it
21. Saisuke - December 23, 2009 2:50 PM
Hah. It's most likely Superman 64.
22. AaronZZZ - December 23, 2009 2:57 PM
I bet its these 3 games.
1.Carmageddon 64
2. Superman 64
3. Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker
All sucked beyond comprehension.
23. naas - December 23, 2009 3:08 PM
Looks like it started as a ripoff, then the guy felt bad when the bids went up (didn't think ppl were stupid enough) so he added shit to the auction
any bidders = stupid
After the deal the winning bidder can't undo the loss of spending over $100 for crap nor complain to ebay about it, the auction is written up properly
24. Closet Nerd - December 23, 2009 3:08 PM
@22 I loved playing Carmageddon my freshman year of college... just sayin
25. Closet Nerd - December 23, 2009 3:10 PM
@23 That'd be awesome if someone bid as a joke, then had to pay..... kinda like that little vaginal wart who tried to steal some guys WOW account.... you know what i'm talkin about
26. naas - December 23, 2009 3:15 PM
@25 awesome, or an expensive lesson? Better hope that kid retracts his bid before the auction ends, otherwise it's going to be a lot of chore money to make up for that one
27. Asperflux - December 23, 2009 3:25 PM
Long live the robots
28. uhh - December 23, 2009 4:13 PM
So you give free advertisement to otherwise unsellable auctions?
...gimme $100 a piece and I'll rip some labels off shit too.
29. wes - December 23, 2009 4:20 PM
newest update:
YOU ARE NOW RECEIVING THREE N64 GAMES, A RED SHARPIE, SEVEN PAPERCLIPS, AND A FEW PIECES OF CANDY.
THIS AUCTION'S POWER LEVEL HAS BEEN RAISED TO BRO-TIER.
-wes-
30. Jiakasuma - December 23, 2009 4:23 PM
I hope whoever ends up with the cartridge ends up with Superman 64 :p
31. Danny - December 23, 2009 9:14 PM
I truly enjoyed Iggy's Wrecking Balls.
32. zoozle - December 23, 2009 9:49 PM
Hmm, look at the grooves in the cartridge box.. looks like a Tic-Tac-Toe to me.
33. John - December 23, 2009 10:15 PM
Maybe the winner will be lucky and score a copy of Conker's.
Superman 64 is too obvious though, like telling someone you have a secret to tell them and then screaming in their ear. Instead you should.throw a curve ball and bite their ear off. (That's code for give them a copy of MK Mythologies or Clayfighter 63 1/3rd.)
34. Darkness - December 23, 2009 10:17 PM
Is it not sad the things people try to get money off of that arent worth shit?
35. Dark - December 24, 2009 1:29 AM
My money is on 2 copies of Madden and maybe some other boring sport game nobody wants.
36. Mortimer211 - December 24, 2009 3:57 AM
Childs Play is actually quite cool. It's a charity that this year so far has raised about $1,400,000 for kids in hospitals around the world.
It's a douche move to only donate 25% to the charity though so if you wanna contribute there are other ways to give more "efficiently".
http://www.childsplaycharity.org/
37. Jaded Icon - December 24, 2009 9:06 AM
$20 says these games are blank (wiped clean). The guy is probably going to have to take it off the market if it gets higher.......just saying.
38. Zing! - December 24, 2009 10:38 AM
Um, how can he say that it runs fine, but the game's identity is indiscernible?
39. A Gay - December 24, 2009 11:52 AM
Superman 64, without a doubt.
40. r4 dsi - December 28, 2009 1:22 AM
Hi Guy's,
The game is mario kart for the n64 if you look at the site he left hints to what it is there is a sterring wheel in the banner and a mario figure nxt to it
41. Cyclone - December 28, 2009 3:34 PM
Whoever won the game left him negative feedback calling him a jerk and saying he got ripped off. Anyone know what's going on? Surely someone winning an auction on the 25th can't have the item by the 28th. Strange.