Dec 21 2009A Real Life Russel From Pixar's 'Up'
I never saw 'Up' because I heard it was sad and, quite frankly, my life is sad enough. But if you did see the movie and were wondering what a real-life Russel would look like, your prayers have been answered. This: he would look like this. And, wait -- is that a Boyscout Cookie eating badge I see?
Thanks to sham, who once tied like forty helium balloons to a picnic table and dined in the sky.
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Reader Comments
1. liz - December 21, 2009 1:08 PM
SO ACCURATE
2. north ninja - December 21, 2009 1:08 PM
gaaaaaayyyyy
3. north ninja - December 21, 2009 1:08 PM
his parents should go kill themselves
4. atheistgirl - December 21, 2009 1:15 PM
He is soooooo cute!
5. Huggy Bear - December 21, 2009 1:17 PM
Is it just me, or did the kid wet his pants?
6. naas - December 21, 2009 1:23 PM
OoOoOoOoOohhhh...
7. thedude - December 21, 2009 1:24 PM
aside from the whole childhood obescety thing, its pretty damned funny. He'll grow out of it...
@5 it would appear so. but, where is the definative line suggesting pants legs??? looks more like a skirt.
8. Dishy Dishyington - December 21, 2009 1:26 PM
They're making a sequel to Up. Tentatively titled Up Yours.
(Srsly, Up is a great movie, even without blue kittehs)
9. Beautiful but bitter - December 21, 2009 1:27 PM
OMGawd, it's really him!! That's hysterical.
10. Damn Dirty Ape - December 21, 2009 1:28 PM
An ugly fat asian kid who pissed himself. Wonderful.
11. Brrrrian - December 21, 2009 1:38 PM
@10. yes. you win. everything. Forever.
12. Andrew - December 21, 2009 1:50 PM
Was anyone else a little annoyed that they went to this place and completely ruined this hunter guy's dream? I mean the guy out there for like 20 years, and they come along and ruin everything he'd worked towards in a matter of days
13. muertodia - December 21, 2009 1:54 PM
I want one right now!!!!!!!
14. JJtoob - December 21, 2009 2:07 PM
Do the boy-scouts make cookies? I thought it was only the girl-scouts. Unless... Oh I see: Gay-scouts.
15. BuzzLightYear - December 21, 2009 2:16 PM
Go to the fridge,
Take out a Coke,
Drink it...
Me Chinese me play joke me go peepee in your Coke!!
Yeah that's right, I said it...
16. greenman - December 21, 2009 2:22 PM
Shouldn't this be on iwatchstuff.com ?
17. LameCake - December 21, 2009 2:51 PM
HOW FREAKING CUUUUUUUTE!!!!!!
The old man looks like my grandpa......if only I had pictures to prove
18. Pat - December 21, 2009 2:54 PM
Unless he has some kind of thyroid problem, the parents of this kid really need to take a more active role in his heath and weight.
19. Nachos - December 21, 2009 3:41 PM
@12. he spent 20 years trying to catch it and failed. he deserves it.
20. ObamaPacman - December 21, 2009 4:03 PM
LOL !
Got a photo of George Lucas that looks like the old man from UP.
Carl Fredricksen from UP is George Lucas! (Compare the 2 and 3 image!)
http://obamapacman.com/2009/11/john-lasseter-pixar-creative-computer-animation-pioneer-mac-user/
21. Darth Val - December 21, 2009 7:17 PM
this is just about the most adorable thing ever
22. Ashlins - December 21, 2009 8:33 PM
I d'aww'd.
23. wanks - December 22, 2009 8:51 AM
kid needs to drink lite beers only...LAY OFF THE MILLER HIGH LIFE SON!!!
24. Jaded Icon - December 22, 2009 9:24 AM
I see boot camp in this kid's future......
25. BGC - December 22, 2009 7:57 PM
What a fat fuck.
26. J - December 22, 2009 8:03 PM
There are far more obese little cracker kids in this world...
27. naas - December 31, 2009 12:26 PM
@5 why are you looking at him down there o.O
28. Christina - March 10, 2010 11:20 PM
I'm sorry, but isn't Russell supposed to be Japanese? He definitely doesn't look Japanese to me :/