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December 27, 2009 - January 2, 2010 Archives

  • January 2, 2010
    F*** YEAH TODAY WAS A GOOD DAY! As Advertised [epicwinftw] Thanks to Nathan, who didn't even get no static from the cowards.... / Continue →
  • January 2, 2010
    Want to learn how to speak like those crazy blue cats in that 3-D movie you just saw? Well now you can thanks to the 'Learn Na'vi Pocket Guide'! Ah, internet, you never cease to amaze me with your treasure trove of shit I don't need but can't resist. Na'vi is a a constructed... / Continue →
  • January 2, 2010
    Let's face it, your children don't have any hand-eye coordination. Or, in my case, hands or eyes. You see, I don't have any children and I want to keep it that way -- at least until I come up with a really clever alias. Beefy McLargehuge? So yeah, you might want to get you... / Continue →
  • January 2, 2010
    Apparently these limited edition Star Trek waffles were released back in March to hype the new film before it came out. Why I never knew about them or got my syrup-loving paws on some is beyond me, but it probably had something to do with living under a laundry basket in my pa... / Continue →
  • January 2, 2010
    I don't know if any demolition will top this fail in Turkey, but the Chinese certainly took a shot at it with this effort. And by took a shot I mean killed hundreds of bystanders. Youtube Thanks to Marcos and Sara, who once blew up an apartment complex because they didn't li... / Continue →
  • January 1, 2010
    Printing all your important documents in human blood will save you almost half the dough as HP ink. Plus, you'll earn the respect of your coworkers, particularly IF YOU USE THE BLOOD OF YOUR ENEMIES. It's true, one time I printed an article in ninja blood and now both the pir... / Continue →
  • January 1, 2010
    Chocolate Weapons is a website that sells chocolate handguns, bullets and grenades. You can get a hollow gun for $25 or a solid one for $30. Alternatively, for $6 I'll beat you within an inch of your life with a Snickers. Just offerin'. Chocolate Weapons via Chocolate guns ... / Continue →
  • December 31, 2009
    Well folks, 2009 was fun, wasn't it? Ah, the memories. There was that time I woke up everyday and wrote things on the internet. And who could forget the time when....Jesus, that might actually be all I've done. Well here's to 2010 -- may all your resolutions come true. I'm... / Continue →
  • December 31, 2009
    You want a watch with a flashlight in it? Tape a flashlight to your Seiko. Want a watch with a flashlight in it made by a well-known tool manufacturer? Enter the Stanley LED Torch Watch (suck it, Stanley Calculator/Tape Measure watch!). Of course, I'm holding out for a lase... / Continue →
  • December 31, 2009
    These homemade Wolverine claws were recently confiscated during a UK crackdown on illegal goods in the postal system, along with drugs and other weapons. On that note, who can get me into the evidence room? Staff at the depot have seized drugs, imitation weapons and a package... / Continue →
  • December 31, 2009
    You ever cried watching a Mario commercial? You might after this one. No reason to be ashamed, I did the same thing. Now, let's hold hands and talk about it. KIDDING, CRYBABY, I'VE NEVER CRIED DURING A COMMERCIAL! Incredibly Uplifting Fan-Made Mario Ad [collegehumor] Than... / Continue →
  • December 31, 2009
    According to Fox News, arguably the hardest hitting news organization besides Geekologie and any other news organization, these are the most obvious scientific discoveries of 2009. They are (in no particular order): *High Heels Lead to Foot Pain (And Extra Height) *Men Much M... / Continue →
  • December 31, 2009
    This is a picture of some chick that slayed Cookie Monster and is wearing his pelt. So what do you think -- does the carpet match the shoulder patch or what? Cookie Monster Slayer [buzzfeed] Thanks to Blastphemer, who wears an Oscar the Grouch coat.... / Continue →
  • December 31, 2009
    Well folks, on this eve of the new year I've had the opportunity to do a lot of thinking. Mostly about how to beat the Snow Temple in Zelda: Spirit Tracks. Pushing blocks around on the ice aside, what do you think -- is this new year gonna be a good one? It certainly couldn'... / Continue →
  • December 30, 2009
    This is a Polaroid camera made out of LEGO. It's cute. If you point and clicked it at an aborigine, it would steal their soul. And I would buy that soul from you to complete my soul necklace. Then I would use the combined power of said necklace and custom f***-up boots to d... / Continue →
  • December 30, 2009
    Wiiwaa is a new Wii game that comes with a stuffed animal peripheral. Basically you put a Wiimote (NOT YOUR PENIS) in its mouth and then dry hump it from behind like there's no tomorrow. Because there might not be. Don't believe me? Hit the jump for a video of Weewoo in act... / Continue →
  • December 30, 2009
    Okay so maybe the asteroid isn't actually earth bound, but it could be. You see, nobody can agree on how serious a threat the rock poses. I say laser the shit out of it. Then laser all the little pieces. Then blast me in the eyes. If I can't see the end of the world I don'... / Continue →
  • December 30, 2009
    This is a 1981 DeLorean modded to look perfectly screen accurate to the one in Back to the Future. I'm talking peeeeerfect, like this hot little body of mine. *touches hip* tsssssss!! I'm sassy too! This is the most screen accurate Back to the Future Delorean Time Machine r... / Continue →
  • December 30, 2009
    These wetsuits from Roddenberry.com are designed to look like the uniforms from the original Star Trek series. They range in price from $435-$470, depending on the thickness of material (3mm - 7mm) you choose and you'd have to be an idiot to go surfing in a red one. Sharks yo... / Continue →
  • December 30, 2009
    This is a short video of a guy doing a bunch of tricks with a tape measure. Admittedly, he's pretty good and with a little more practice he could probably be as good as me one day. When hell is a solid sheet of ice! And speaking of ice sheets: what an Eskimo has after trying... / Continue →
  • December 30, 2009
    Tuper Tario Tros. is a real game you can go HERE to play that combines elements of both Super Mario Bros. and Tetris. Basically you run around playing Mario until you can't go any further in the game then you his SPACEBAR to switch to Tetris and build yourself a bridge, etc. t... / Continue →
  • December 30, 2009
    A wheelchaired man recently surrendered to a police bomb-disposal robot after unsuccessfully negotiating free pizza during a hostage situation in a rural Virginia post office. Not even kidding. Taylor initially fired shots from the building in Wytheville, but no one was injur... / Continue →
  • December 29, 2009
    NOTE: Link is NSFW due to naked boobs. Ever wanted to see a bunch of Star Trek fans wearing nothing but funny faces and body paint? God you're sick. But also lucky, because this is exactly that. Don't miss Worf's head in the back! Hit the jump for the NSFW version and anot... / Continue →
  • December 29, 2009
    This is a LEGO stop motion ad I've seen on television at least forty times in the past week. Maybe you have too. But if you haven't, here you go -- consider it a late Christmas present. One that sucks but you can't return. What can I say, I'm a giver. Youtube... / Continue →
  • December 29, 2009
    I know what you're thinking, because I thought the same thing, "holy shit, Han Solo in Carbonite!", but no. These are images of people using a 3D scanner that will soon be utilized in airports across the country to ensure you don't have any explosive material in the back of yo... / Continue →
  • December 29, 2009
    So you're driving along when all of a sudden you can't stop your car. Shit, you've hit a patch of dreaded black ice -- what do you do? Personally, I'd turn the stereo up to 11 and pump my fist, but that's because I'm a superhero. Shocking driving condtions in Paignton (Eng... / Continue →
  • December 29, 2009
    For all of you who loved yesterday's t-rex tattoos so much and felt obligated to tell me in the comments, here's a guy with a Triforce above his genitals. Do I know you or what? Hit the jump for a fairly sweet Triforce branding.... / Continue →
  • December 29, 2009
    Let's face it: the problem with modern toasting technology is that it doesn't use lasers. A far less significant problem is that you can't see how burnt your bread is getting until it's a f***ing shingle. Enter Le Toaster Vision from Magimix. Despite its toaster moniker, Le ... / Continue →
  • December 29, 2009
    'I'm on a Mac' is a music video spoofing -- you'll never guess -- The Lonely Island's, 'I'm on a Boat'. It was good and watching it I surprisingly didn't want to jam the business end of an umbrella in my eyes and ears. So, yeah, I guess that's an endorsement. Corporate Ameri... / Continue →
  • December 29, 2009
    Already drink White Russians? Well now you can be even more like The Dude thanks to this Urban Achievers bowling shirt from 80's Tees. The 60/40 rayon/polyester blend is sure to feel smooth on your mantits AND tie your face and sweatpants together. $45 takes home this most m... / Continue →
  • December 28, 2009
    This is Jannike Viveka from Stockholm. Jannike has two t-rex skull tattoos on her hips, making her the world's best paleontologist. Did you hear that, Dr. Alan Grant? You can Jurassic Park your ass in the corner, has-been! Tatuerade mej lite i onsdags [jannike viveka's blog... / Continue →
  • December 28, 2009
    You ever been trying to vacuum that disgusting shit that collects in your couch cushions but not been able to reach without extra cord or (god forbid) unplugging the vacuum and plugging it in to a closer outlet? Well say goodbye to that problem, provided you're cool cutting a ... / Continue →
  • December 28, 2009
    NOTE: Video probably NSFW due to language (watch with headphones on. Also, a novelty t-shirt). I don't even know what to say about this except I kind of liked it and it really made me want to do something similar. Provided something similar is play Zelda: Spirit Tracks unt... / Continue →
  • December 28, 2009
    That's right ladies and gentleboys, there's gonna be a blue moon (great with an orange slice) on New Year's Eve. Which can only mean one thing: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!! And, if we actually do all die, I want it to be noted that I said it first. That's gotta be worth something, ... / Continue →
  • December 28, 2009
    Before you start unzipping your pants I'm pretty sure that's a dude. A dude holding the world's largest lightsaber! Which isn't actually a lightsaber at all -- it's just the sky! CONSIDER YOURSELF OPTICALLY ILLOOSHED! Star Wars Hiker [thechive] Thanks to naas, who has an e... / Continue →
  • December 28, 2009
    For those of you who live sheltered lives, Cleverbot is a misnomered (word wizardry baby, awh yeah!) artificial intelligence program you can talk to on the internets in case you ever wanted to read a bunch of robotic propaganda and other filth (stick to the Twilight series). A... / Continue →
  • December 28, 2009
    Ever wanted to see a mashup of the audio from the A-Team opening credits and a bunch of video clips from Star Wars? Well hang on to your hat, because today's your lucky day! And not just because I'm not gonna demand your brownie at lunch, but because this is that video! (I st... / Continue →
  • December 28, 2009
    "The Damned" is a $136 piece of bulletproof fabric that was designed to go in your jacket pocket and protect your heart from being penetrated by a bullet. Clever, Mr. Bond, but I only trust my heart to a full flak jacket (and Lipitor). Per a company spokesperson who obviously... / Continue →
  • December 27, 2009
    This handsome little devil (he reminds me of myself when I was that age) is LEGO Timothy, and his mom made him that awesome LEGO-inspired blanket with her own two hands. Good lookin', LEGO Timothy's mom! I am a big lego fan who likes to build things every day. Minifigures are... / Continue →
  • December 27, 2009
    Proof that we've pretty much given up on ever turning this economy around, the New York Stock Exchange had Darth Vader ring the opening bell on the 22nd. Really? You let the Supreme Commander of the Galactic Empire ring the bell? WTF?! Jesus, why don't we just give him the ... / Continue →
  • December 27, 2009
    How bout that title, huh? You thought I lost my mind, didn't you? WELL I HAVEN'T AND I CAN MIX FICTIONAL UNIVERSES ALL I WANT. Sure taking the Zelda franchise in vain is sacrilegious, but Spirit Tracks is about a damn train. A train in the Zelda universe. Shit's blowin' my... / Continue →
  • December 27, 2009
    $9 plus $2 shipping scores this iconic 'Leia the Riveter' Star Wars propaganda t-shirt from Teefury. But only for the next 15 hours, after that it's no longer available and you'll be kicking yourself for missing out. So, if you're reading this on Monday, not only has the boat... / Continue →