Dec 23 200910th Anniversary Spongebob Crash Helmet
To celebrate the 10-year anniversary of everybody's favorite anthropomorphic stoned sponge, Rube Pavillon is released 200 of these limited-edition Spongebob Squarepants motorcycle helmets. Unfortunately for you poorer Spongebob fans, the helmets are selling for $1,200. Yes, apiece. So you'd be better off buying a blank helmet and having somebody airbrush that bucktoothed kitchen wipe on it for you. BOOM, just saved you $1,000! Also, I think this is more of a moped helmet than a motorcycle helmet, know what I'm saying? I'm saying it looks ridiculous.
Hit the jump for some closeups of a helmet you'll never buy.
SpongeBob Motorcycle Helmet Released in Celebration of SpongeBob SquarePant's 10th Anniversary [walyou]
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Reader Comments
1. naas - December 23, 2009 3:19 PM
yeah.... uhh...
no thanks
2. naas - December 23, 2009 3:19 PM
sorry but, any adult sporting one of these is looking to get punched by a packers fan
3. sheepsound - December 23, 2009 3:21 PM
Excellent ! ça va faire un carton à Noël !
Perso je suis trop vieux, mais les plus jeunes vont adorés !
4. naas - December 23, 2009 3:21 PM
Gay people would even call this gay
5. Gay People - December 23, 2009 3:25 PM
Thats totally gay.
6. Brrrrian - December 23, 2009 3:28 PM
when will this ridiculous icon disappear
7. Closet Nerd - December 23, 2009 3:29 PM
Homosexuals are sooooooo gay...... just sayin
8. AaronZZZ - December 23, 2009 3:32 PM
This is so perfect for when I ride my bright pink Scooter dressed in daisy dukes and a florescent orange tube top...... GAY!
9. AaronZZZ - December 23, 2009 3:33 PM
@7 No there not.... There homo's..... GAy people are Gay.... Jeesh!
10. jodie - December 23, 2009 3:37 PM
My dad took me riding on his harley a few months ago and we were in a 'pack';I didn't own any harley gear so I went out on a limb and wore my hello kitty shirt... This would have been way better.
11. naas - December 23, 2009 3:44 PM
http://i611.photobucket.com/albums/tt199/edicwhun/fags.jpg
12. Heather - December 23, 2009 3:49 PM
AHAHAHA NAAS! LMFAO
That was the BEST episode ever.
13. Asperflux - December 23, 2009 3:55 PM
Long live the robots
14. T - December 23, 2009 4:12 PM
Is released?
15. Jiakasuma - December 23, 2009 4:26 PM
The helmet will go great with the safety vests
16. Kamm - December 23, 2009 5:11 PM
Soooo...Did anybody else notice that it will look like your face will be coming out of Spongebobs ass?
17. Beautiful but bitter. - December 23, 2009 6:12 PM
Won't work GW! It doesn't have a full face shield to protect me when the other bikers punch me in the face.
18. Mindy - December 23, 2009 7:58 PM
$1200?? F*CK YOU ASSHATS! (not geekologie)
I want one.
I will sell my siblings for it. Or my kidney. But probably just siblings.
19. GoSS Jerk E(blablabla, forgot to hit "remember personal info) - December 24, 2009 8:20 AM
it's pointless, if you buy it it could only mean you have already had massive brain damage, better just ride around without a helmet and hope to off yourself under a semi. just sayinsss....
20. Jaded Icon - December 24, 2009 8:56 AM
Where's the Patrick helmet? But seriously $1,200 dollars? I'll just keep the one I made out of cardboard and couch pillows......
21. Plankton - December 24, 2009 8:57 AM
this helmet will even make retards look actually retarded.
22. configurator - December 24, 2009 7:17 PM
Why isn't this helmet square? I think that ruins the whole effect...
23. JJ - December 25, 2009 10:42 AM
I'm sorry but this looks like something a downie would wear to eat his cereal. I mean those corn flakes have sharp edges yunno.
24. GeekologieReader1Five10Eleven - December 26, 2009 4:40 PM
im gay...