Nov 18 2009You're Gonna Burn In Hell!: Dino Car Decal

Listen, I'm not here to tell you to follow Jesus or smoke buddha or whatever, I'm just here to report the things I see and maybe make a couple drug connections in the process. And this is a 'dinosaur eating the Jesus fish' car decal. Love it or hate it, you've got to admit it's the first time you've ever seen a t-rex holding something with its little arms. And THAT, my friends, is biblical.
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Thanks to Logisticz and martyn, who are pissed dinosaurs didn't make it onto the ark. Me too guys, me too.
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Reader Comments
1. gizmoduck - November 18, 2009 2:46 PM
FIRST MOFOS
2. Closet Nerd - November 18, 2009 2:47 PM
Damn. I saw this picture yesterday and I was gonna send it in.... just sayin.
3. gizmoduck - November 18, 2009 2:48 PM
but in all seriousness.... T-rex holding something is magical and thinking further i guess he never fapped.
4. squeehunter - November 18, 2009 2:48 PM
This isn't helping the, you know, "I'm better than you." image.
5. I-Kill-Bambi's - November 18, 2009 2:49 PM
i saw this picture a week ago when i was listining to sevenfold afterlife's "avenged" and i was thinking of sending it in...just sayin
6. gizmoduck - November 18, 2009 2:49 PM
@2
brool story co.
7. Closet Nerd - November 18, 2009 2:54 PM
@6 I found it at the end of the night, and I was gonna email it to GW, but I had to go get laid... I love Geekologie, I LOVE IT..... but not as much as I love pussy.... just sayin
8. Just Sayin' - November 18, 2009 2:55 PM
Jesus plays WoW.
9. JADE - November 18, 2009 2:59 PM
I would rock this on my car. I live next to a "black church" and they are so freakin loud when they come out. They stand in the road and won't move like they want you to hit them. And they all have that stupid fish on their cars.
10. Chuey The Rock N Roll Midget - November 18, 2009 3:01 PM
@9...what do you mean by "black church"?? Like its painted black?? or there is porch monkeys on the inside?!...Just sayin!
11. GoSS Jerk, formerly sterilized - November 18, 2009 3:01 PM
love it, id gladly stick a couple of dozen on my car to piss of a load of fanatics, they must still be in temple or something because i see no complaints yet... so as soon as your finished with your miday prayers and start writing "blasphemy" suck it and STFU
12. Matt-Zilla - November 18, 2009 3:07 PM
Dinos pwn jesus fish!!!!!!!!
WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?!!11 HAHAHA
http://cdn1.knowyourmeme.com/i/448/original/Raptor_Jesus_1.jpg
13. GoSS Jerk, formerly sterilized - November 18, 2009 3:08 PM
sorry i'm late, i should have started by reading the older posts, i almost missed out.... just saying
14. naas - November 18, 2009 3:14 PM
http://functioningalcoholic.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/blasphemy.jpg
15. JADE - November 18, 2009 3:14 PM
@10 well the chruch isn't painted black so...ummm. yea, what you said!
16. I-Kill-Bambi's - November 18, 2009 3:16 PM
i can't really understand the reason behind putting a dinosaur eating a fis....... OH! lol haha that's funny....BLASPHEMY! BLASPHEMY! call the national gaurd call the marine's call...bible-man?
http://apostlecafe.spreadtheword.com/content/jumppages/thomas_bibleman/images/bibleman_bottom.jpg
yes because even with the power of god on your side, you still need armor and a laser sword to protect yourself...just sayin
17. Ollie Williams - November 18, 2009 3:18 PM
His arms are ridiculously inaccurately proportioned and unrealistic.
18. ObamaPacman - November 18, 2009 3:18 PM
Cool.
Too bad their site is going at snail speed, maybe a lightening took them out or something.
19. Closet Nerd - November 18, 2009 3:24 PM
I also like the Darwin Fish with legs
Viva La Evolution!!!!!
.... just sayin
20. harry stuped - November 18, 2009 3:27 PM
thay lord said:
" thou shall eat fish, so the humble t-rex ate the fish"
it's right there on the bible, I just know it!
21. HighCaliburFun - November 18, 2009 3:31 PM
Wow.... seriously? This is in bad taste.
22. Closet Nerd - November 18, 2009 3:41 PM
@21 I agree.... T-Rex probably should've cooked the fish first... then it wouldn't taste so bad.... just sayin.
23. Pat - November 18, 2009 3:43 PM
Better than the Jesus Fish AND the Darwin Fish!
24. trogdor - November 18, 2009 3:52 PM
I have had one of these on my car for 4 years now. It is pretty awesome.
25. Calabasa209 - November 18, 2009 4:07 PM
im surprised no one offered to follow up on GW's drug connection reference....
i got you if youre ever in (nor)cal G-dub
26. Closet Nerd - November 18, 2009 4:09 PM
@25 I got the Philadelphia Area covered
27. The observer - November 18, 2009 5:54 PM
OMG, a religious thing! Quick, everyone use this reference to mindlessly bash and disrespect Christianity! All aboard the train of ignorance, intolerance and hypocrisy!
28. Slave to Pavement - November 18, 2009 6:47 PM
@27 Isn't that train the one all the Christians have a ticket for?
29. The Observer - November 18, 2009 7:55 PM
You're on it right beside them.
Why is it that ignorance, intolerance and hatred only matter when the proverbial 'other guy' is doing it? They may be haters, but guess what...as long as you hate them, you're no better. In fact, Liberals are worse, because they have the nerve to talk about tolerance and equality while hating, demonizing and vilifying anyone who dares think differently than they do, most notably Christians.
Hypocrisy isn't a Christian trait, it's a human one, and all this intolerance toward Christians is a prime example.
30. Footclan - November 18, 2009 7:56 PM
@28 Yeah, pretty much.
I want one!
31. Closet Nerd - November 18, 2009 8:01 PM
@29 No, the bashing is more towards the Christians who refuse to believe that dinosaurs ever existed. People can have their own beliefs, but to ignore science is just ignorant.
32. Dogless - November 18, 2009 8:27 PM
@29, yes hypocrisy is a human trait.
Christianity is just the prime example.
Love thy neighbor? Nah, not if they don't believe the same fairy tales as you do.
33. awesome. - November 18, 2009 8:52 PM
was on my car for four years before someone wrecked it. i miss this decal more than the car.
34. DarkDeathRay - November 18, 2009 9:17 PM
I want one! Just so I can piss off everyone that has an imaginary friend that some pronounce Hay-Soose.
35. GeoGal420 - November 18, 2009 9:56 PM
Just bought one!!! take that church ladies!
36. Wrath001M - November 18, 2009 11:00 PM
REALLY DON'T LIKE CHRISTIANS. But I do love the fish and THAT is something I want on my care hahahahaha
37. infant - November 19, 2009 4:10 AM
Better than the Jesus Fish AND the Darwin Fish
38. Ninny - November 19, 2009 6:49 AM
Well, this isn't actually anything new, EvolveFish.com has been selling these (and lots and lots of other cool stuff) for years now. I myself prefer the FSM.
39. Jaded Icon - November 19, 2009 8:20 AM
I'm Christian and I think this thing is funny. Not funny enough to put on my car, but then again I wouldn't put that fish thing on my car either. Of course maybe it would have helped since my car got broken into last night and the windows smashed in. God, I hate my neighborhood. I guess I would "Love they neighbor" more if that stopped doing shit like this....
40. clawshrimp - November 19, 2009 8:30 AM
I've had one of those on my car since about February.
41. Blastphemer - November 19, 2009 11:45 AM
They should just be glad that this decal wasn't based off of what that chimp did to that frog...that was just wrong, yet kinda hilarious. Interspecies rape videos...and people used to bitch about Springer?!?!
42. Half_Assed_Devil_333 - November 19, 2009 12:22 PM
I have one of these on my truck, right next to a bumper sticker that says; 'we have fossils, we win'. Makes a great pairing IMHO!
43. Hobo Mojo - November 19, 2009 1:11 PM
@29 - I agree, Christians definitely think "differently" than I do. I'll add them to the list of others that think "differently" than me:
retards
senile old people
infants
my goldfish
Tom Cruise
44. Wrath001M - November 19, 2009 1:21 PM
@43 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, Nice.
45. Jaded Icon - November 19, 2009 2:15 PM
@ 43
lol, nice. You also forgot 71% of Americans. Silly, people, like Barak Obama are Christian. I guess that makes you a racist. Who knew?
46. skullmunkey - November 20, 2009 2:09 AM
there's been another one like this around for years, but it's a shark eating the fish
47. hiarityIwantyou - November 20, 2009 10:32 AM
catch a christian a fish and he eats for a day.
teach a christian to fish and help him understand that evolution happened and there is no jesus.
And that T-Rex eats fish. Therefore T-Rex eats jesus.
Although, with those tiny baby arms, T-Rex (like jesus) probably couldn't hit a curveball.