Nov 18 2009You're Gonna Burn In Hell!: Dino Car Decal

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Listen, I'm not here to tell you to follow Jesus or smoke buddha or whatever, I'm just here to report the things I see and maybe make a couple drug connections in the process. And this is a 'dinosaur eating the Jesus fish' car decal. Love it or hate it, you've got to admit it's the first time you've ever seen a t-rex holding something with its little arms. And THAT, my friends, is biblical.

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Thanks to Logisticz and martyn, who are pissed dinosaurs didn't make it onto the ark. Me too guys, me too.

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FIRST MOFOS

Damn. I saw this picture yesterday and I was gonna send it in.... just sayin.

but in all seriousness.... T-rex holding something is magical and thinking further i guess he never fapped.

This isn't helping the, you know, "I'm better than you." image.

i saw this picture a week ago when i was listining to sevenfold afterlife's "avenged" and i was thinking of sending it in...just sayin

@2
brool story co.

@6 I found it at the end of the night, and I was gonna email it to GW, but I had to go get laid... I love Geekologie, I LOVE IT..... but not as much as I love pussy.... just sayin

Jesus plays WoW.

I would rock this on my car. I live next to a "black church" and they are so freakin loud when they come out. They stand in the road and won't move like they want you to hit them. And they all have that stupid fish on their cars.

@9...what do you mean by "black church"?? Like its painted black?? or there is porch monkeys on the inside?!...Just sayin!

love it, id gladly stick a couple of dozen on my car to piss of a load of fanatics, they must still be in temple or something because i see no complaints yet... so as soon as your finished with your miday prayers and start writing "blasphemy" suck it and STFU

Dinos pwn jesus fish!!!!!!!!
WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?!!11 HAHAHA

http://cdn1.knowyourmeme.com/i/448/original/Raptor_Jesus_1.jpg

sorry i'm late, i should have started by reading the older posts, i almost missed out.... just saying

@10 well the chruch isn't painted black so...ummm. yea, what you said!

i can't really understand the reason behind putting a dinosaur eating a fis....... OH! lol haha that's funny....BLASPHEMY! BLASPHEMY! call the national gaurd call the marine's call...bible-man?
http://apostlecafe.spreadtheword.com/content/jumppages/thomas_bibleman/images/bibleman_bottom.jpg

yes because even with the power of god on your side, you still need armor and a laser sword to protect yourself...just sayin

His arms are ridiculously inaccurately proportioned and unrealistic.

Cool.

Too bad their site is going at snail speed, maybe a lightening took them out or something.

I also like the Darwin Fish with legs
Viva La Evolution!!!!!
.... just sayin

thay lord said:

" thou shall eat fish, so the humble t-rex ate the fish"

it's right there on the bible, I just know it!

Wow.... seriously? This is in bad taste.

@21 I agree.... T-Rex probably should've cooked the fish first... then it wouldn't taste so bad.... just sayin.

Better than the Jesus Fish AND the Darwin Fish!

I have had one of these on my car for 4 years now. It is pretty awesome.

im surprised no one offered to follow up on GW's drug connection reference....

i got you if youre ever in (nor)cal G-dub

@25 I got the Philadelphia Area covered

OMG, a religious thing! Quick, everyone use this reference to mindlessly bash and disrespect Christianity! All aboard the train of ignorance, intolerance and hypocrisy!

@27 Isn't that train the one all the Christians have a ticket for?

You're on it right beside them.

Why is it that ignorance, intolerance and hatred only matter when the proverbial 'other guy' is doing it? They may be haters, but guess what...as long as you hate them, you're no better. In fact, Liberals are worse, because they have the nerve to talk about tolerance and equality while hating, demonizing and vilifying anyone who dares think differently than they do, most notably Christians.

Hypocrisy isn't a Christian trait, it's a human one, and all this intolerance toward Christians is a prime example.

@28 Yeah, pretty much.

I want one!

@29 No, the bashing is more towards the Christians who refuse to believe that dinosaurs ever existed. People can have their own beliefs, but to ignore science is just ignorant.

@29, yes hypocrisy is a human trait.

Christianity is just the prime example.

Love thy neighbor? Nah, not if they don't believe the same fairy tales as you do.

was on my car for four years before someone wrecked it. i miss this decal more than the car.

I want one! Just so I can piss off everyone that has an imaginary friend that some pronounce Hay-Soose.

Just bought one!!! take that church ladies!

REALLY DON'T LIKE CHRISTIANS. But I do love the fish and THAT is something I want on my care hahahahaha

Better than the Jesus Fish AND the Darwin Fish

Well, this isn't actually anything new, EvolveFish.com has been selling these (and lots and lots of other cool stuff) for years now. I myself prefer the FSM.

I'm Christian and I think this thing is funny. Not funny enough to put on my car, but then again I wouldn't put that fish thing on my car either. Of course maybe it would have helped since my car got broken into last night and the windows smashed in. God, I hate my neighborhood. I guess I would "Love they neighbor" more if that stopped doing shit like this....

I've had one of those on my car since about February.

They should just be glad that this decal wasn't based off of what that chimp did to that frog...that was just wrong, yet kinda hilarious. Interspecies rape videos...and people used to bitch about Springer?!?!

I have one of these on my truck, right next to a bumper sticker that says; 'we have fossils, we win'. Makes a great pairing IMHO!

@29 - I agree, Christians definitely think "differently" than I do. I'll add them to the list of others that think "differently" than me:

retards
senile old people
infants
my goldfish
Tom Cruise

@43 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, Nice.

@ 43

lol, nice. You also forgot 71% of Americans. Silly, people, like Barak Obama are Christian. I guess that makes you a racist. Who knew?

there's been another one like this around for years, but it's a shark eating the fish

catch a christian a fish and he eats for a day.
teach a christian to fish and help him understand that evolution happened and there is no jesus.

And that T-Rex eats fish. Therefore T-Rex eats jesus.

Although, with those tiny baby arms, T-Rex (like jesus) probably couldn't hit a curveball.

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