November 2, 2009

You're Doing It Wrong: Crazy Fork Lift Accident

Filed Under: accident / awesome / boxes / driving / job security / learn how to drive! / machinery / mistakes / no / oopsie / that's not how you do it / what'd you do that for? / woops / you're doing it wrong

I got to operate a fork lift once, and let me tell you: I've never seen Lowe's employees run so fast. WHERE WERE YOU WHEN I NEEDED PAINT MIXED?! Anyway, this is a horrible fork lift accident that destroys nearly $250K of precious vodka in distribution center. Oh the humanity! Still, it is pretty awesome. And by awesome I mean devastating. And by devastating I mean very, very awesome. FULL CIRCLE BABY, who's down for an elephant walk?!

Fork Lift Accident Brings Down The Warehouse [break]

Thanks to Closet Nerd, Zach and Kelly, who don't destroy booze, booze destroys them. Same here, guys.