Nov 25 2009You Can't Go Wrong With Count Chocula: The 'What Cereal Should I Eat' Flowchart

food stamps?! lol. first. just sayin

@ 1 fack you firstard... just sayin

The food stamps cereals are Malt-o-meal cereals. They rock!
just sayin

No Coco Pops?

Not bad - but Pac-Man cereal absolutely has to be part of the Marty McFly and/or diabetic immunity section. It had Marshmallows as big as your face *droool*.

If it keeps taking me to corn pops then corn pops it is.... just sayin

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@1 Yeah, keep striving to get to the top buddy..... just sayin
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Corn Pops for breakfast
Apple Jacks for lunch
White Castle for dinner
Honey Smacks for desert
and I'm still HUNGRY....... just sayin

"Immune to diabetes?"

ummm, i might not be a medical genius, but i do see something wrong with that.

i am the top. but are you actually gonna make a kona bud christmas tree with pill decorations this xmas, or what?!? just sayin

@ Naas

That's got to be a camera trick. Show us something to compare it with.

@9 I'm immune to the rhino virus, swine flu, AIDS, herpes, wait....yeah herpes, and the gay gene...just sayin

@ 2 > > J E A L O U S ! ! ! ! lol just kidding, i'm not gay yet. sorry

Corn Pops, for sure.

@ closetnerd 7 where the hell do all these things come from? Also, excellent.

I mean....just saying.

On topic of immunity, a small number of people somewhere in africa have developed a slight immunity to AIDS! Yipee!

@ Naas > your buds got smaller mate!!! is it time to make the call? i know a few growers... just sayin

@ 17 > i heard they were prostitutes weren't they ..........?

DONKY KONG CERIAL??? WHAT THE HELL YEAR WAS THIS MADE?

@17 but the T-virus will eventualy claim them all the while mutating the AIDS into a monsterous entity bent on taking the minds of gays everywhere

@15 I forget.... my memory isn't what it used to be..... just sayin

@11 nice... but it's not a camera trick, just a 12mp pic sized down.... http://www.flickr.com/photos/37708356@N06/4133691739/

@11 no flash.... http://www.flickr.com/photos/37708356@N06/4133691749/

@all http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/1096/2137a9950nf3.jpg

@18 indeed, but there's always more where that came from

@10 its gonna be a while before I can (afford to) make that Christmas Tree (for someone else).... someday though.... just sayin

K...so I keep getting to the part where my choices are Corn Pops, Apple Jacks, and/or Honey Smacks, and here's my question: WHEN THE HELL DID SUGAR SMACKS become HONEY Smacks????!!!!!!

Am I completely crazy here? Coulda sworn Dig'em used to tell me to go out and buy SUGAR Smacks during the commercials on Saturday morning cartoons (before the days of Cartoon Network and Nick). C'mon...someone from the 30-something crowd help me out here.

DAISY IS BACK!!!!!!!
..... just sayin

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FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max is all bummed out because he got called in to work on his day off from the local convenience store and his friend Randall keeps giving him a hard time about all his whining.

@29 The real Daisy has never talked to or responded to anybody's comments before nor has used verbiage such as "K" before typing something about NBD

Don't get me wrong though, I miss Daisy too.... just sayin

Count Chocula FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Which proves two things: 1. I have impeccable taste in breakfast (aka all-day) food, and 2. I'm obviously too high to realize what month I'm in.

@31 that's more like it

@31 "Try not to suck any dicks on your way to the parking lot!!!"... just yellin

I kinda want to see one of these but for video games. that would be cool. :b

It's like a choose your own adventure of deliciousness.

this is m13rd4 pur4

No Chocapic?! Hell, how can americans live without Chocapic?!

well this is pretty bloody boring for me because i AM in australia :/ the rest of the boxes look pretty crazy anyway!

there's no Oreo O's in this
NO OREO O's!!!!

*faints*

You know how I know this chart is wrong? According to this chart, Chuck Norris is not immune to diabetes.

Of course he's immune to diabetes. What a bunch of dumbasses.

I'm in Australia so I don't have much options. By the way I hate Weet-Bix.

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No way! Where the f**k are the Lucky Charms at!?!?1

life cereal is disgusting. Smurfberrycrunch was awesome, so was strawberry honey combs. The Captain > everything else.

I can't believe Australian weet-bix is the first option, that stuff is realy disgusting. English Weetabix instead any day

Shreddies!

@35 Funniest moment in cinematic history.

Oh, and the AIDS thing? Yep, prostitutes. Dr. Richard Dawkins did a series of documentaries charting Darwinism, and this story was mentioned. It's incredible. Well, actually, we can credit it to evolution.

Take that germophiles. Where's your precious HIV now?

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Total, Special K, and Cheerios are faux healthy cereals too. They are all carbs with minimal protein and fiber. Kashi GoLean is the lone cereal on this list that truly is healthy & balanced with high protein & fiber.

and yes, i know this is a joke, but those who think they are eating Cheerios and being truly healthy are mistaken.

Why not have blueberry muffin tops

Captain Crunch has never bothered the top of my mouth