Nov 30 2009WTF WAS THAT?!: A Robotic Britney Spears
This is a video of a dancing robot girl that was shot (the footage, not the robot -- unfortunately) during the very disturbing (and fundamentally wrong) ROBO-ONE GATE Dance Competition. A dancing robot competition? Really? That's it, I'm heading to the moon.
The 6th ROBO-ONE GATE IN INTERNATIONAL ROBOT EXHIBITION 2009 Dance Competiton spons took place in Tokyo Big Sight, during INTERNATIONAL ROBOT EXHIBITION 2009 , on Nov. 28th, 2009. `LOVE & JOY, Yuhi Kimura` by Doka Harumi (Doka Project). No one survived the performance.
Jesus, this is the shit nightmares are made of. You know, the kind you wake up from with a full load. And don't even act like it's never happened, it's happened. I ran into your mom at the grocery store!
Doka Harumi's robot dance routine fills us with shame for humanity, but mostly Japan [engadget]
Thanks to Mycropht, who once danced with a robot BUT ONLY TO GET CLOSE ENOUGH TO PLANT THE C4. Good lookin', Micropht.
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Reader Comments
1. Someone - November 30, 2009 8:18 PM
First!
2. tom - November 30, 2009 8:19 PM
wow
3. jim - November 30, 2009 8:19 PM
LEAVE ROBOT BRITNEY ALONE!!! (kill it in its sleep)
4. sk33to - November 30, 2009 8:20 PM
:(
5. Don Chi Chi's - November 30, 2009 8:20 PM
Can't wait to see robot K-fed
6. LickMyKing - November 30, 2009 8:21 PM
What robot? I was too busy looking at the hott asian girl in the background
7. paulo - November 30, 2009 8:30 PM
Hey! That's like how I dance!
8. Abe Lincoln - November 30, 2009 8:35 PM
Disney still has the best robots to date. These toys are just a step backwards in the arena of robotics
9. Knives - November 30, 2009 8:45 PM
It has a handle! i guess so you can grab it easier when its running away
10. Toolboy - November 30, 2009 9:02 PM
I'd tap that.
Don't judge me...
11. EliteFright - November 30, 2009 9:03 PM
You suck! *Throws Tomato at it*
12. J - November 30, 2009 9:20 PM
You sure thats not the REAL Britney......???
Lipsyncing to a computerised voice? Stick a a packet of smokes in its pocket and its a dead ringer.
13. Freddy K - November 30, 2009 9:23 PM
You think it can get a boob job? Then it can be just like the real brittany.
boob twat
14. Provoker - November 30, 2009 9:32 PM
damn that thing is actually freaky. like i don't hate robots with a passion like you do but that thing give me creeps.
15. Pavementaled - November 30, 2009 9:38 PM
Do Japanese people really like this music?
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17. naas - November 30, 2009 9:51 PM
@15 yes, it's a prefect example of japanese dance pop unfortunately
I danced a little
18. Dishy Dishyington - November 30, 2009 10:08 PM
That guy in back, who keeps grabbing it, why did he build it? Why does he dress it like a schoolgirl? Why did he program it to dance and swivel it's hips? What's his motive?
19. Heather - November 30, 2009 10:12 PM
I just got chills down my spine. That shit is scary.
20. tetra7billy - November 30, 2009 10:18 PM
Just one question:
Can we F*ck it?
21. Aru-San - November 30, 2009 10:27 PM
that thing is ok for now until that thing gets a gigantic sword and starts killing us al O_o
22. Pamela wants to marry the geekologie writer Hernandez - November 30, 2009 11:26 PM
It is not ok. not ok!
23. Whispered_hearts - December 1, 2009 12:17 AM
NoOoOoOoOo! U RUINED LOVE AND JOY!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIiNEdH9i34
24. Writch - December 1, 2009 12:34 AM
they'll never take me alive - i'll be like joseph conrad and find me a pistol
the horror, the horror
25. Leave Britney Alone - December 1, 2009 12:36 AM
Depressing part is it dances better than she does and it looks like it actually does live performances. Balance is better than hers too after's Britney had a few too many to drink
26. zane aveton - December 1, 2009 1:23 AM
I could not stop watching those giant hands....
27. RobotZgotMadSkillz - December 1, 2009 1:30 AM
Actually, not really. Pretty uninspiring. I didn't even finish the vid. Miss "Erector" with a doll face and hands barely got out of the box. :-/
28. graf zeppelin - December 1, 2009 1:39 AM
err. I was going to say "I'd hit that" but then I played the video. geez she looks retarded. make me another one professor.
29. RoTju - December 1, 2009 1:50 AM
I'm I the only one that noticed the hot asian chick in the back with the microphone? Or does nobody like asian chicks these days?
Anyways beisdes that.... pretty diturbing vid.... scarry!
30. Milkman - December 1, 2009 2:33 AM
that was the most f*cking annoying thing ive ever heard
31. BPM - December 1, 2009 2:52 AM
Britney Spears is my favourite pop singer
and i like to view blogs on her. As she is
always in rumours but this one was
different from all the other.
32. I'd love a Nippy - December 1, 2009 4:04 AM
Yep the hot slope eye would get it totally.
What dancing robot? There's a dancing robot?
33. Egon Spengler - December 1, 2009 4:56 AM
@32 yeah i'm pretty sure with remarks like that the only thing you've ever loved is your palm
34. Ebee - December 1, 2009 6:23 AM
I wonder if robot brittney will have as many malfunction's as the real brittney.
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35. blunted - December 1, 2009 7:12 AM
so the asain girl seems unimpressed OR HAS INVOLUNTARY EYE MOVEMENT AND A LOT OF IT..GOT EYES LIKE SHE IS GUARDING A RARE DIAMOND!! kinda annoying...getta life bitch there is a dancing robot on stage dammit
36. handbags shop - December 1, 2009 7:43 AM
I wonder if robot brittney will have as many malfunction's as the real brittney.
37. Andyman - December 1, 2009 8:00 AM
Man, her dad has some control issues, eh?
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38. that sucked - December 1, 2009 9:49 AM
Wow. I saw better robo-dancing as a kid at Chuck E Cheese.
39. Cinema Obsessed - December 1, 2009 10:13 AM
I'll be impressed when I see one of them do the worm.
40. livingjetlag - December 1, 2009 11:33 AM
The expressionless, unblinking eyes, the wobble and threat of falling over, the synthetic parts...yeah, she's all celebrity, but she doesn't lip synch, so she's more a Paris than a Brittany.
41. Wes - December 1, 2009 10:38 PM
I am gonna second livingjetlag, my sentiments as well.
Yeah gotta point out the point where he had to keep "her" from falling i've seen robots with really great ability to catch their own balance, and on top of that, the techno grandma does better than this robot chick thing. Exatctly what dance was that? I will try it next time i'm at a club, and record my results with the ladies, and making friends, then post maybe.
EPIC FAIL!
42. Robinson - December 2, 2009 2:56 PM
...first there was chucky, than a japanese gay droid dancing tecnho ....the end is near i tell you *hick*
43. Robothinkyoukindance - December 3, 2009 10:15 PM
Hope I dont sprout wood next time I bring the kids to Chuck E Cheese because of this. Or it's about time that purple fluffy whatever the F it is playing the drums in the Pizza Time Players, gets what I got for him.
44. Jesus - December 4, 2009 11:31 PM
No actually nightmares are made of fire and brimstone. Well there might be a little robot thrown in once in a while.
45. hair loss treatment - December 5, 2009 5:45 AM
great to watch the video and i am pretty impressive with that robot ,wonderful work done and Britney is my favorite.
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48. stocks - February 4, 2010 11:12 AM
just what we need, a robotic britney!