Ever wonder why it takes Link so damn long to save Princess Zelda and free Hyrule from the evil clutches of Ganondong? This is videographic evidence why. Geez, EYES ON THE PRIZE, LINK, EYES ON THE PRIZE. I'm talking about Zelda's panties. (I'll buy a pair off you)
We've already seen Link as Viking hoss, so why not a Simpsons character? My logic is infallible! Which, funny story, is another word I don't know what means. I'm on fire today! Contrary to Muggle belief, word wizardry isn't all about making up new words -- sometimes it's ab... / Continue →
This is a song and music video about Link's adventures in Ocarina of Time. It's appropriately called, 'The Legend of Cool', because that's exactly what Link is. Me? I'm 'The Future of Cool'. Come on, spread it around. For me?
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First of all, I am the world's biggest Zelda fan and that's that, no arguing. I mean, I'm wearing a green freaking tunic and everything. TOOT TOOTLE TOOT DOOTLE DOOT. Yeah, that was me belting one out on the ocarina. You got me, it was a skin flute, but still. Anyway two ch... / Continue →