Nov 20 2009Wow, Video Game Religion -- Mass: We Pray

OMG YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME

Dear lord: Please kill the firstards & put them out of their own misery, then bury the pile of molten shit they leave behind

Love,
naas

This is really lame. How much money did they spend making this shitty video.

Are you kidding me!?!?! I have no problem with religion in my game as a background, but not as the main theme and objective. Genuflecting as a mini-game? That is fucked. This is horsehit. How the shit does something like this get passed and made?

BUSTED, Fuckface Jones

So no one even bothers reading the description anymore.. well to be fair i didn't read the description eighter however i did go on the official site and clicked on the cross wii remote ......... =) well, well, well, so thats what this is all about.

its a joke. a very sick joke. when you click on the 'preorder' link, it send you a preview of dante's inferno- http://www.dantesinferno.com/home.action
you tricked me!

Just wait until they get to the board where God tells Abraham to kill Isaac... just sayin

TL/DR (short attn span), but can't believe this is a real game, if I'd written the Inferno (Niven and Pournelle are geniuses) I'd put this game in an inner circle, worse than a boiling lake of blood.

in during trolls.

I can't tell if the first few comments are completely on purpose irony or complete stupidity. I'm going to assume the latter. YAY American school system whoo!

I read the description, but I didn't watch the video...

All I know is... make of of the people who just watched the video.

Someone be my friend.

I'm hardcore... I ALWAYS read the descriptions.
(but not as hardcore as naas, it's not my homepage)

Hook, Line and Sinker! Suckers!

"move forward three PEW's"

hahahahahaha

LOL Geekologie is my homepage. I need to be in on the updatesss.
This is JOKES. I think they got their cue from that 2012 scheme.

@ 11

Preemptive fail! We don't really know what nationality the first couple of posters are......except naas, he's Ohioan.....or was that GFS? Hmm...hell, I'm lumping them together.

well lets see, I'm American, and I did read the description, but I didn't go to school in America for the first 9 years of my life... so...... yay for the world!

You guys should really read the description anyway. This is one of the funniest blogs there is.

Start reading the description, you fuckin retards. It is a 'VIRAL' video. Meaning it's fake.. -_- I command you to read it.

WHAT THE FUCK?

@8 "And, ye, God said to Abraham, 'You shall kill your only son Isaac.' And Abraham said, 'I can't hear you, you're going to have to speak into the microphone.'"

No way i'm gonna buy this shit.

I hate religion, it's the dark side of man.

And jump down turn around, pick a bail of cotton
Jump down turn around, pick a bail of hay
Oh lordy, pick a bail of cotton
Oh lordy, pick a bail of hay
Jump down turn around, pick a bail of cotton
Jump down turn around, pick a bail of hay
Oh lordy, pick a bail of cotton
Oh lordy, pick a bail of hay

OMG I want this game! Does it come with the "touch the altar boys" expansion? What about "wrestle the evil one-eyed snake under the robe" add-on?

Oh man, for a second there I thought this was real. Thank God its fake!

holy smokes (heh)... i knew you called it in the description but i really didn't think there'd be this many retards who didn't actually read it.

i have lost a tiny bit of faith in the readership of this blog, some people need to l2payattention

Hey hey hey!!!!!!! The bad words filter is gone!!!!!!! Up yours, motherfuckers!

I've noticed on many websites that the first people to respond are very often the ones who have nothing to say and/or are retarded.

HAHAHA @ 25

Is this for real? What an awesome idea this company has made. Those religious people will buy anything. Dollar dollar bill yo.

I saw this like two days ago and couldn't believe it. Then just today they put the link up on the pre-order.
Gotta love it.
Thank you GW for keeping it real.

inferno twat

this is ridiculous

@22 And God said, 'Oh, I'm sorry, is this better? Check, check, check. Jerry, pull the high end out, I'm still getting some hiss back here.'"

If jesus freaks get their own game, I think hookers should get their own too.

@24 Up Yours Chewey!!!!!
Now I have that song stuck in my head.... just sayin

Oh lordy...Just sayin!

@35 I think hookers already have a video game.... didn't Paris Hilton come out with a game?.... just sayin

Yeah! Thanks, Geekologie Writer. *smooches*

I read the ironic comments and try to figure out who's being intentional, and who's not. Like 5, 14, 20, 27, 29 maybe?

Would you people at least read the description before commenting?
It's so retarded to write without knowing what you're talking about that it's not even funny to make fun of you anymore.
Just give the guy some credit (of course I mean GW and his great sense of humor :-)

@13 indeed, it is my webpage
@17 GFS is in ohio, I am in chiacgo
@all knowing this video was & is not real, I still pray to the lord to save the firstarded from themselves... just sayin

The chick looks like Amy Poehler.
Pohler? I don't even know her.
Mmmm . . . Pohler.

I love Geekologie! Shouldn't it love me back? Go watch this! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMKXorLX3cI

reading anything past the title is unnecessary in order to comment.. apparently. oh well! *points and laughs*

I would TOTALLY buy this if there's a point where you have to perform an Exorcism. Those Demon possessed women are ALWAYS hot. Mmmmm, split pea soup...

Bravo Geekologie Writer!! Nice!

@ 19 Agreed

@4 Fail
@7 Fail
@12 Grammar Fail
@21 Fail
@23 Fail
@24 Win
@28 Win
@31 Epic Fail
@33 you're ridiculous Fail
@35 Hookers have their own game it's called Russian Roulette.
@46 I'm assuming you fail too
@49 Win

So in review, damn there are some morons on this site. Too bad you can't sort IPs by IQs and then BANHAMMER!

Shit, I forgot just sayin... just sayin!

Gay, fake, or both?

@51 HOLY SHITSTAINS PAY ATTENTION, ASS DRIBBLE.

ass dribble.... hehehe gross

just sayin

Should always read the descriptions. alot of times they're the best part!

The mother in the video is hot

Awesome. It's all just to hype up Dante's Inferno.
As Evergrey said before me: "We... have sinned..."

@49: haha you're pathetic. you went thru every single comment just so you could post whether or not that person fell for the ad. we all may have time to read each other's comments, but it's another thing to go thru every single comment and critique them. so YOU FAIL. oh, and don't bother replying. i won't even come back to this comment page to read your garbage. so guess what? I WIN BITCH. :D

@57 Then I can call your mother a filthy skank and you'll never know, I WIN TOO! She owes me my .75 cents from that dollar she charged me.

BTW I have A LOT of free time, yes. I get paid to sit around and do nothing for 8 hours straight, which as you could imagine is fairly boring. Seeing as I am blocked access to much else on the interwebs, I am forced to trolling. YAY!

I love it when the holy spirit comes in me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJO58j5Rkiw

Not long 'till the fuckin bible bashers get their hands on this one.

he got the whole world in his hand. coming soon easter 2010. b,,b;;

The only reason i visit this page are the descriptions ...funny as hell, espacially the comments about some robot or dino stuff.

Um...so the REAL game that they are advertising looks awesome. Click on the Pre-Order link on the We Pray website and you'll see a pretty cool trailer for a new game coming out...that isn't exactly God-related, lol....has no one else done this? LOL

Anyone else immediately think of world of warcraft?

Also, this will be the very first non-fiction game ever made!

(pffft).

I admit I didn't read the whole thing, and screw it, GW. I had fun.

OMG LOL hw cn u sy tht New Moon wll be jst as gd as the orgnl.

There was a hooker game for at least as far back as the Atari. Gigolo

http://www.cracked.com/article_17206_10-most-perverted-old-school-video-games.html

Go to #6.

u were right! most of the people didn't read as far as u said
I LOVE U!

@49

So you think it's a good idea that people kill in the name of their "lord" every day? No matter what religion you praise, i can guarantee you, people has been killed in the name of it.

Wake up stupid, there's a war going on, it has been there since man invented religion. And to tell you the truth, this war won't end before people realize their god isn't much different from an imaginary friend.

@70 FAILTALITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@70 Also, no real athiest, who knows what they are talking about, talks like that. just sayin.

@70 FAITHTALITY??

iunno about you but my imaginary friend doesn't have thousand year old manuscripts written about him... orrr does he :D

@71 ...and this means what?

@72 Well i guess you're the man/woman to explain to me, just what a real atheist writes then?

@73 Well, i'm glad you realize that yours is imaginary as well :-D

@72

Also, if you don't believe in science, geekologie might be the wrong place for you!

Damn! So no one reads the descriptions anymore...?

So if you go to that website that links at the end of the video (masswepray.com) and then at the bottom click on the "Read More" button you will find that this is all an elaborate advertizement for Dante's Inferno: Go to Hell coming out next year (^_^)
Just thought you should all know
~ Shelby

So are there special sound effects when you douse someone with holy water? PEW, PEW PEW! Hah! get it, Pew pew, like a nerdy gun except they are in church with pews for seats. Yeah, you know it's funny. Oh and too bad that is only a viral video, because I know a few people I could legitimately buy that game for.

No religious person would buy this fake game anyway because they're doing the sign of the cross incorrectly every time. Alleluia.

oh this is so wrong

firstly god isnt real

but to make a game about it is even more ridiculous

and going to church isnt even fun

they should make a wii game where you sit and read geekologie for hours on end. and the world champion?

this guy<<<<<

for real. no matter wtf kind of day i have a few beers and some geekologie makes life worth living. keep posting weird stuff forever