Nov 23 2009Ultrasonic Proof: Couple Convinced Their Unborn Baby Looks Like Michael Jackson
Not to be outclassed by the recent Drybones baby, a family in the U.K. claims to be birthing Michael Jackson's head. And, based on the ultrasonic evidence, I have to admit: that is indeed Michael Jackson getting poked in the nose with a penis turd.
Mum and dad-to-be Dawn Kelley and William Hickman, from Sunderland, couldn't believe their eyes when looking at this scan of their unborn baby - seeing the face of Jacko staring back at them.
But the baby will not be called Michael - the couple know they're having a girl.Ms Kelley, who is 24 weeks' pregnant, due in March, said: "I've had plenty of scans before and none of the photos have ever looked like this. It's a bit spooky.
"But it is my seventh child, and seven is a mythical number."
Mythical number 7, riiiiiiight. Listen, I'm not so sure you should be breeding so much. Probably should have stuck with good ol' non-mythical 0. Just sayin'! (Do you know anything about dragons?)
'Our unborn baby looks like Michael Jackson!' [shieldsgazette]
Thanks to Aslan=Jesus and The Geekologies Writer lover, who, have you been drinking again?
Reader Comments
1. fishsupper - November 23, 2009 2:05 PM
1st
2. BLARGH - November 23, 2009 2:06 PM
YAAR!!!
3. John - November 23, 2009 2:07 PM
The curse never dies.
4. suomynonA - November 23, 2009 2:09 PM
Reincarnation
5. I-Kill-Bambi's - November 23, 2009 2:17 PM
well I'm gonna go ahead and have to say that looks more like a sasquatch then it does a Miss jackson i mean the huge lips, fatty nose ugly shaggy hair...oh yeah he used to be black0_o
6. Closet Nerd - November 23, 2009 2:29 PM
So this baby will molest itself?
7. I-Kill-Bambi's - November 23, 2009 2:36 PM
@6 no its a girl lol
8. Dean O'Shea - November 23, 2009 2:37 PM
The baby pic on the left looks like Brian Peppers.
9. James - November 23, 2009 2:38 PM
Reader convinced couple's unborn baby looks like sack of ugly.
10. Snusnu - November 23, 2009 2:38 PM
So nobody here's going to talk about the New Jersey Devil? Fine. At least I brought it up.
11. ~☻,_∫∫ ∕∕-][ Ỵ ([¦¦ ([]) ][-¦¦ ☻~ - November 23, 2009 2:46 PM
lol noobs its not even human what a slut
12. Uncle Eccoli - November 23, 2009 2:52 PM
More bastard spawn from the underclass of benefits scammers. Grand.
13. om3ga - November 23, 2009 2:54 PM
nutters
14. GoSS Jerk, formerly sterilized - November 23, 2009 3:12 PM
@ 6 only untill it looks in a mirror, then it will kill itself
15. cabbo - November 23, 2009 3:15 PM
Countdown to 18 starting now.
Oh wait, if MJ's involved...
Countdown to birth, starting now. 'Cause that's called paedophilia. And what was MJ? Yup.
16. Zach - November 23, 2009 3:15 PM
The one on the right looks more like the caveman from the Geico commercials to me. Coincidence? I think not.
17. naas - November 23, 2009 3:17 PM
All I see is a bad tattoo
18. Blastphemer - November 23, 2009 3:17 PM
WITCH!!!!!!!!!!
BURRRRNNNNNNNNN HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry...what were we talking about again?
19. jared - November 23, 2009 3:19 PM
Maybe the reason that your unborn baby looks like MJ is because MJ went to great lengths to look like an unborn baby
20. cabbo - November 23, 2009 3:26 PM
@19 a damn hairy baby. I've seen his chest hair. He raped me. Violently. He ripped open his shirt and all I saw was a black cloud, pushing itself into me. I swear he had tentacles.
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Sorry...stuck in my head...HAD to get it out. I'm feeling much better now.
22. asians sensation - November 23, 2009 3:33 PM
oh no.
poor kid
23. Donk Donkerson - November 23, 2009 3:50 PM
These people need to kill themselves.
24. cabbo - November 23, 2009 3:53 PM
@23 I agree, if they believe in mythical numbers.
25. DH - November 23, 2009 3:53 PM
he's gonna moonwalk outta there
A HI HI HU
26. Jim Jones - November 23, 2009 4:06 PM
7 is a mystical number? that's the kind of thing someone with a bunch of kids would say.
27. Why Hasnt This Been Said? - November 23, 2009 4:32 PM
Am I the only one who thinks the one on the left resembles Jacko more?
28. Jackson Estate Paternity Lawyer - November 23, 2009 4:42 PM
My client states that; 'the kid is not my son!'
29. MJ - November 23, 2009 5:33 PM
That's ignorant. I'm not a fetus I just have a skin condition. That's ignorant. you're ignorant.
30. cabbo - November 23, 2009 5:33 PM
@28 that makes peadophilia alright, does it?
@27 I agree. All I see in the right pic is a zombie chilling out with a little foetus.
31. Lee Harless - November 23, 2009 5:35 PM
I was just thinking that it looks like Chucky, from Child's Play. There's more of a resemblance to the Anti-Christ, than the kid groping, once black guy, Michael Jackson.
32. hmm.. - November 23, 2009 7:27 PM
pic on the right kinda looks like the offspring of the exorcist girl and mcjagger O_O
33. VOID - November 23, 2009 7:32 PM
OMG!!!! the new episode of southpark prophecy is being fullfilled......MJ reincarnated as a baby girl just a bit fuglyier.......south park knows the future O_o!!!!......of course they do dont be ignorant!!!! ^_^ ROFL
34. VOID - November 23, 2009 7:33 PM
OMG!!!! the new episode of southpark prophecy is being fullfilled......MJ reincarnated as a baby girl just a bit fuglyier.......south park knows the future O_o!!!!......of course they do dont be ignorant!!!! ^_^ ROFL
35. Doodoodoo - November 23, 2009 9:24 PM
the pic on the left looks a little like B-pep ...
36. A Girl Named Michael - November 23, 2009 10:51 PM
Wow...you would think that the ultrasound technician would explain to the couple that the areas in black are not hair, but amniotic fluid. Also...matrixing plays a large part in what these delusional people are seeing(matrixing is what it's called when your brain tries to make sense of an image by making the shapes you see appear to be recognizable).
Also...Geekologie Writer---what is the problem with naming a girl Michael?
37. <3MJ - November 24, 2009 12:21 PM
"Singing uterus" NOM
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