Ultrasonic Proof: Couple Convinced Their Unborn Baby Looks Like Michael Jackson

Not to be outclassed by the recent Drybones baby, a family in the U.K. claims to be birthing Michael Jackson's head. And, based on the ultrasonic evidence, I have to admit: that is indeed Michael Jackson getting poked in the nose with a penis turd.

Mum and dad-to-be Dawn Kelley and William Hickman, from Sunderland, couldn't believe their eyes when looking at this scan of their unborn baby - seeing the face of Jacko staring back at them.

But the baby will not be called Michael - the couple know they're having a girl.

Ms Kelley, who is 24 weeks' pregnant, due in March, said: "I've had plenty of scans before and none of the photos have ever looked like this. It's a bit spooky.

"But it is my seventh child, and seven is a mythical number."

Mythical number 7, riiiiiiight. Listen, I'm not so sure you should be breeding so much. Probably should have stuck with good ol' non-mythical 0. Just sayin'! (Do you know anything about dragons?)

'Our unborn baby looks like Michael Jackson!' [shieldsgazette]

Thanks to Aslan=Jesus and The Geekologies Writer lover, who, have you been drinking again?

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