Nov 28 2009Twilight Moms: Wait, What? Seriously, No.

TMsILF? No. NOT WORTH IT.
Thanks to Carrie, who doesn't fantasize about relationships with vampires OR cut herself.
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Reader Comments
1. [ R ] a u l - November 28, 2009 7:17 PM
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2. Kitten - November 28, 2009 7:17 PM
Haha, first. :P
I think they're quite scary. :P
3. kitten - November 28, 2009 7:18 PM
Damn! I thought I could of had it for once. xD
4. jim - November 28, 2009 7:19 PM
I can't figure out what girls like so much about twilight that they can't find in any other book/movie.
5. [ R ] a u l - November 28, 2009 7:22 PM
@kitten sorry, keep trying :)
I'm usually pretty pissed off when I see people posting "FIRST!!"... but then a couple of posts back I saw no comments were made and guess what i wrote...
6. Hayley - November 28, 2009 7:24 PM
Yet another failure on GW's part to keep me entertained.*
* the month just slipped to 25 days GW. Just sayin.
7. jim - November 28, 2009 7:29 PM
ya GW, hayley's got a point. If you don't step it up I'm not going to pay for my subscription anymore.
8. mindy - November 28, 2009 7:29 PM
Sad. Very sad
9. Dale - November 28, 2009 7:33 PM
Hayley is just mad because she is a Twilight mom.
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18. THETEENAGEMONSTER - November 28, 2009 8:06 PM
where the hell is Daisy? my mom is a Twilight mom..
19. Jesus - November 28, 2009 8:22 PM
What is so great about Twilight that people can't find in other books? Well i guess if i was a prepubescent girl i might be able to understand. But alas even Jesus can't do that.
20. Ingmanz - November 28, 2009 8:31 PM
TWILIGHT GTFO GEEKOLOGIE. admit that the geekologie writer is on team edward so that we can all move on.
21. Jaded Icon - November 28, 2009 8:41 PM
Twilight moms = MILFs only interested in pasty teenage boys
22. THETEENAGEMONSTER - November 28, 2009 8:45 PM
Hey Geekologie Writer can you mention me in your next post? please? i like velociraptors i have them as my bed sheets
23. jim - November 28, 2009 8:53 PM
@23, you have to send in a tip to get mentioned, and also everyone knows GW likes t-rex killing robots bedsheets the best,
24. Lord of the horse beaters - November 28, 2009 9:21 PM
CRAPPY SHOE SPAM! KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!
GW, only excuse for posting twilight is if a t-rex came and ate all the pasty ass retards ruining the series for all eternity!
25. ShooShooShoes - November 28, 2009 10:01 PM
Yeah, take that Twilight Dad's ! Er. :^P
26. THETEENAGEMONSTER - November 28, 2009 10:03 PM
@24 guess what.... i just did! about how roombas are evil and almost De-tailed my kitten
27. Mom - November 28, 2009 10:09 PM
Edward CUllen is the hottest thing ever created and played by the actor!
28. PaNTsMaN - November 28, 2009 11:48 PM
Yea, your 'Twilight Moms' allright, Twilight of your fucken youth..........
29. Boodle - November 29, 2009 12:35 AM
I work with a few Twimoms. They aren't the really obnoxious type, but at times their Twitalk gets a little freaky. Especially when they start talking about how much they love Edward.
30. Dishy Dishyington - November 29, 2009 1:03 AM
@17 & @18, I lol'd. Really, out loud.
31. Annie - November 29, 2009 1:30 AM
The reason Edward doesn't have a soul isn't because he's a vampire, it's because he's a ginger. Duh. Bella is safe, no word on Victoria yet, however...it's not looking good.
But yeah, that's essentially pedophilia. Gross.
32. harry stuped - November 29, 2009 2:24 AM
twilight moms = milf's
end of discussion
33. Three Teen-Wolf moon - November 29, 2009 7:14 AM
Better than the three wolf moon shirt!
34. Hayley - November 29, 2009 7:26 AM
@27
If GW ever posted an article about how your cat ALMOST got injured I would stop reading on principle.
Just sayin.
35. Wraith001M - November 29, 2009 12:23 PM
Damn that is terrifying indeed, like a cooger hitting on you hahahaha.
36. zensflare - November 29, 2009 12:25 PM
ok, my mate figured that if we'd set up a stand outside the movies to sell clean underwear for all the girls (and ladies (and grandmas)) who are coming out from the film, we'd make a fortune!
37. Hayley - November 29, 2009 3:12 PM
Dear GW.
I withdraw all previous comments. Your wit, superior humour and excellent sentence structure have me in raptures.
Sincerely
Me
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40. Gorramit - November 30, 2009 1:21 AM
Do you guys know why Edward cant read Bella's thoughts. It's because she HAS NONE!!!
41. Shenron - November 30, 2009 3:34 AM
Great reasons why you should never watch a Twilight movie... besides the bad acting, plot holes, pretensions BS, twinkling and oh NVM!!! just check these out!!
>>for those of you with a short attention span here!!!
http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/bum-reviews/13853-ep032
42. Shenron - November 30, 2009 3:35 AM
>>and if you have not seen this where have YOU been?!
http://www.bobert-rob.com/animation/Siblings/Sibm03_tWHYlight.htm
43. Shenron - November 30, 2009 3:39 AM
>and all others here!
http://www.spoonyexperiment.com/2009/11/22/vlog-11-22-09-new-moon/#comments
Really?! GW E! News reported on them the last movie craze... Your a fan admit it that's what all theses post are about, and if your not your a really bad anti-fan! this is kinda G-aay!!
44. Heather - November 30, 2009 8:33 AM
:O SO TRUE!
45. Amaranth - November 30, 2009 9:36 AM
Twilight = gayest movie of all time
I was forced to watch it b/c of a girl and laughed so hard in the first movie that I got kicked out of the theatre LOL
It was the part when the gay dude takes his clothes off in the sun and the girl drools and says "You're so beautiful!" I threw up in my mouth then laughed as hard as I can.
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47. Oz - December 18, 2009 12:22 AM
@46: Did you choke?
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