Twilight Moms: Wait, What? Seriously, No.

TMsILF? No. NOT WORTH IT.

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Thanks to Carrie, who doesn't fantasize about relationships with vampires OR cut herself.

• What In The...?: Vampire Mouth In A Can

  October 26, 2009

  This vampire mouth in a can is actually a male sex toy. It's the completely inappropriate $45 Fleshlight Sex in a Can 'Succu Dry'. Not even kidding, no matter how badly I wish I was. Now I don't really want to go into too many details, but those fangs aren't even functional.... / Continue →
• It's About Time: How To Convert Your Natural Joystick Into A Functional Atari Controller

  February 10, 2009

  NOTE: VIDEO IS PROBABLY NSFW DEPENDING ON HOW YOUR EMPLOYER FEELS ABOUT A GUY TREATING HIS JUNK LIKE AN ATARI JOYSTICK. Wow, I've seen it all now. And, quite frankly, I'm surprised I didn't see it earlier. (The Joydick is) a wearable haptic device for controlling video gamep... / Continue →
• How To: Prevent Cheating When Playing Multiplayer Games With Your Roommate

  February 2, 2011

  Like this! Granted it's not a new concept because I remember my freshman year of college ('99) my roommate and I used to play Counter-Strike on opposing clans and we'd each hang a bedsheet over the side of our loft so the other person couldn't see you. Which, fun fact: also... / Continue →