Nov 18 2009Today Only: Zombie Vampire Robots Shirts
If you're not familiar with shirt.woot, congratulations, and welcome to the internet. There's lots of stuff in this series of tubes, including, and virtually limited to: misinformation and porn. Also, Geekologie and stuff for sale. And speaking of stuff for sale, $10 will get you this Zombie Vampire Robots from Space shirt (shipped!) TODAY ONLY. I could take this time to explain how shirt.woot and woot.com work and even brag about the number of bags of crap I've gotten (ZERO BABY, YEAH!) but I'm not going to. If you want the shirt, go buy it, if not, don't come crying to me tomorrow when you decide you want it after all and it's not for sale anymore. Because you know what you'll get? A cold shoulder penis Popsicle shoulder.
UPDATE: Sold out, sorry chumps. May appear again in the reckoning.
Shirt.woot (will be a different shirt tomorrow)
Thanks to Melissa, Julian, Aaron and Kiraly, who have gotten little to no work done during the current woot-off. Nice, guys, glad you don't work for me.
Reader Comments
1. Riley - November 18, 2009 1:36 PM
First...
awesome.
2. Closet Nerd - November 18, 2009 1:36 PM
Thats pretty cool.... just sayin.
3. DH - November 18, 2009 1:37 PM
damn you, riley. Damn you.
bought 10. what a combo.
4. Sabrina - November 18, 2009 1:38 PM
Bummer - I was trying to get a tip shout out... I need to start slacking even earlier I guess...
5. Zing! - November 18, 2009 1:45 PM
I can't buy this! *face-palm*
6. naas - November 18, 2009 1:54 PM
GW riding a dino blowing up a volcano is missing, otherwise pretty nice... just sayin
7. 24-bit whore - November 18, 2009 1:58 PM
^ new link ^ (yeesssss)
That shirt is many forms of awesome, DO WANT
8. I-Kill-Bambi's - November 18, 2009 2:00 PM
this is gay...just sayin
9. Tim - November 18, 2009 2:02 PM
This shirt is awesome! I saw it just after midnight last night and texted people that I wanted it for Christmas... I hope that happens.
10. naas - November 18, 2009 2:03 PM
weaksauce, they're sold out already
http://bugi.oulu.fi/~heikkiv/chan/woot.jpg
11. CoinOperatedBoi - November 18, 2009 2:08 PM
@10
The Geekologie Effect? No wait...this site doesn't get nearly that many readers....
12. naas - November 18, 2009 2:10 PM
..or they didn't have too many t-shirts.... just sayin
13. I-Kill-Bambi's - November 18, 2009 2:13 PM
Naas how do you really feel about all this, it doesn't seem a bit TOO convenient for what just happened with you?...just sayin
14. naas - November 18, 2009 2:15 PM
@13 I'm still working on that & it's potential outcome...just sayin
15. Closet Nerd - November 18, 2009 2:16 PM
LOUD NOISES!!! I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT.... just sayin.
16. I-Kill-Bambi's - November 18, 2009 2:26 PM
Well if shooting bambi's would help bring light into your situation then i would shoot all the little buggers i could find, just for you Naas..just sayin
17. Closet Nerd - November 18, 2009 2:27 PM
@16 I think it should be "Bambis" not "Bambi's"
"Bambi's" expresses possesion... as in Bambi's dildo smells funny.
18. I-Kill-Bambi's - November 18, 2009 2:32 PM
O\__/O @17 Orly? well i herd that you like kipz of the mud variety...just sayin
19. Closet Nerd - November 18, 2009 2:35 PM
@18 Don't get your panties in a bunch.... 's is possesive.... just sayin
(FYI- I prefer Egyptian women)
20. I-Kill-Bambi's - November 18, 2009 2:41 PM
@19 well in soviet russia egyptian women prefer you!...just sayin
(P.S i dont wear panties unless I'm hunting, right now its a Gstring)
21. Blastphemer - November 18, 2009 2:45 PM
STOP THAT!!!
This has just gotten TOO silly! Far too silly.
Right. Now then...carry on.
...just sayin
22. Lizzie - November 18, 2009 2:48 PM
NOOOO, its sold out!!!! :(
I'm so sad I LOVE zombies...
I even made a short film for a horror fest competition a couple weeks ago, I titled it "Attack of the Mutant Swamp Zombies from uh, space?"
This shirt was MADE for me!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2QTkKbssgg
23. Closet Nerd - November 18, 2009 2:50 PM
@20 Oh. My bad. I was gonna say don't get your tampon in a bunch, but that just sounded weird.... Getting your G-String in a bunch, now that must be pretty uncomfortable.... just sayin.
24. I-Kill-Bambi's - November 18, 2009 2:53 PM
@23 OH HO OH HO HO really?!!! well you would be right it it quite uncomfortable and furthermore so is loosing your condom inside of a girl, not for me but for her(yeah i knew she was alergic to laytex SO WHAT!)...just sayin
25. Closet Nerd - November 18, 2009 2:59 PM
@24 Condom? What the hell is that? If I knew the answer to that question, I probably wouldn't have two kids.
26. I-Kill-Bambi's - November 18, 2009 3:03 PM
lol
27. DBTribull - November 18, 2009 3:07 PM
Not available tomorrow - Sold out Today
Too bad
28. White667 - November 18, 2009 3:14 PM
Sold out? God dammit.
29. Pat - November 18, 2009 3:42 PM
haha awesome shirt. Too bad it sold out.
30. TruZombie - November 18, 2009 9:16 PM
Saying vampire zombies has some built in redundancy as the both are obviously undead...?
31. DarkDeathRay - November 18, 2009 9:19 PM
And WHY hasn't anyone made this into a movie yet??? Come on, Hollywood, you're slacking off.
32. S I D - November 19, 2009 7:09 AM
First, I go to shirt.woot only maybe once every 2 months.
Secondly, I went today, for probably the first time in 3 months.
Thirdly, it wasn't because of this post
Fourthly, this shirt was my first shirt.woot purchase (though others deserved it, just not this much)
Fifthly, having seen this post after buying this shirt further validates my decision.
WIN FTW
33. Jaded Icon - November 19, 2009 8:05 AM
Sooo...is this shirt limited? Or are they going to make more so we can actually by this thang?
34. jo - November 20, 2009 2:56 AM
This shirt is now $15.
http://shirt.woot.com/Friends.aspx?k=10818
35. S I D - November 20, 2009 2:56 AM
it's up for sale for $15.
36. penis büyütücü - January 26, 2010 5:58 AM
Penis büyütücü ister misiniz?