Nov 27 2009Tis NEVER The Season For Synchronized Robots Dancing To Christmas Music
Ever wanted to see a bunch of robots synchronized to dance to Christmas music? Yeah, me neither. NEVER. Not even at my lowest. But I had to watch it and now you do too. You can barely hear the music over their little mechanical joints creaking, but it's still chock full of holiday apocalyptic spirit. And speaking of spirits: you think this is the ghost of Christmas future? You f***ed up Scrooge, you f***ed up.
Synchronized Robot Christmas Dance [break]
Thanks to Kim, Brian, Darken and cougrrr, who have never, EVER danced with a robot in the pail moonlight.
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Reader Comments
1. naas - November 27, 2009 7:51 PM
this reminds me when i sucked 12 dicks yesterday
2. naas - November 27, 2009 7:53 PM
I masterbated to this FTW
3. Spiffie - November 27, 2009 8:03 PM
So... that was terrifying.
4. jodie - November 27, 2009 8:15 PM
That scared the hell out of me!
In Hawaii there are centipedes the size of your
fore-arm...and they want to KILL you!!
They actually chase you! they will not die!!
You have to chop them into 20 peices and they still move!
However you can put 2 in a large bowl and they will fight to
the death..yeah...thats cool.
5. rad to the power of me - November 27, 2009 8:20 PM
ok this is actually little scary. These little guys wouldn't be that bad except for the freakish way they wave their "no no" fingers at me! YES YES Mr. Roboto!
@1,2 what have you done with my naas?!
6. Primrose - November 27, 2009 8:30 PM
i thought it was cuute, theyre only programed to do that its not like they can learn and remember dance moves. it reminded me of those tickle me elmos
@5 he's gone to the dark side
7. me - November 27, 2009 8:44 PM
does anyone else think it's fu cked up that we have to watch advertising on internet videos now too? That was what made them better, NO DAMN COMMERCIALS, and now they're making it to where you cant fast forward through commercials on a DVR either, brainwashing A-HOLES
8. bman - November 27, 2009 9:03 PM
I will be honest I thought it was kind of cute
9. instant sales - November 27, 2009 9:11 PM
Great video.
10. Mercutio - November 27, 2009 9:22 PM
I believe that would be "Pale" Moonlight.
11. naas - November 27, 2009 10:05 PM
@1 & 2 Mr. Pig - yeah, that's me alright.
You're just killing me man, just killing me I tell ya..... 12 dicks hehe, that's kind of funny actually but why yesterday & not today? It is is a holiday afterall
12. jodie - November 27, 2009 10:12 PM
@11 STFU we all know you like dicks, now leave and stop blogging all day you fat hairy Bum
13. naas - November 27, 2009 10:17 PM
ummm...jodie you're the one thats a fat hairy bum, no go fuck yourself in the ass with a cucumber you Fat bitch
14. Paul Stanley - November 27, 2009 10:22 PM
I feel uptight on a Saturday night
Nine o' clock, the radio's the only light
I hear my song and it pulls me through
Comes on strong, tells me what I got to do
I got to
Get up
Everybody's gonna move their feet
Get down
Everybody's gonna leave their seat
You gonna lose your mind in Detroit Rock City
Get up
Everybody's gonna move their feet
Get down
Everybody's gonna leave their seat
Getting late
I just can't wait
Ten o'clock and I know I gotta hit the road
First I drink, then I smoke
Start up the car, and I try to make the midnight show
Get up
Everybody's gonna move their feet
Get down
Everybody's gonna leave their seat
(Guitar Solo)
Movin' fast, down 95
I hit top speed but I'm still movin' much too slow
I feel so good, I'm so alive
I hear my song playin' on the radio
It goes
Get up
Everybody's gonna move their feet
Get down
Everybody's gonna leave their seat
(Drum Solo)
(Guitar Solo)
Twelve o'clock, I gotta rock
There's a truck ahead, lights starin' at my eyes
Oh my God, no time to turn
I got to laugh 'cause I know I'm about to die
Why
Get up
Everybody's gonna move their feet
Get down
(Guitar Solo)
15. naas - November 27, 2009 10:26 PM
@13 Damit! stop it Mr.Pig
stop impersonating me like an idiot now grow up!
your ruining the peace...
and my chances of sucking dicks
16. anynomous - November 27, 2009 10:30 PM
what is up with geekologie today
naas turns gay
paul stanley is here
jodie is a skanky whore
a black guy is in the white house
Jeff Dunham has his own show
I quit...
17. The real jodie - November 27, 2009 10:32 PM
Man....Fuc* you ..is this Gw having late night entertainment? I can't
Believe theres already an imposter ME!! I haven't been blogging that long!!
@12 is NOT the real jodie....
P.s I don't know what stfu is...and I weigh 115...
Now I know why everyone gets mad when an imposter comes
forward....Your Croch Dribble!
18. The real REAL jodie - November 27, 2009 10:36 PM
wow @17 and @12
you two are PHONIES
now stop stealing the stupid names because everyone knows im the real jodie
i do NOT weigh 115 i weigh 176
and i have been blogging for like 4 hours already
now Fu-ck you imposters (and naas)
19. Butte Force - November 27, 2009 10:41 PM
I couldn't watch all of it. I'm assuming that they formed a giant robot centipede and proceeded to maul the shit out of something. Sleeping with a shotgun tonight.
20. naas - November 27, 2009 10:42 PM
@the past several comments...
I'm not sure if you're entertaining yourself as much as me, but please don't stop
21. JamesFTW - November 27, 2009 10:43 PM
WHOEVER IS THE REAL NAAS AND THE REAL JODIE
both of you...
go die
Bitches.
22. rad to the power of me - November 27, 2009 10:45 PM
omg which is the real naas?
i am SOOO confused >.<
23. jodie - November 27, 2009 11:17 PM
@18 you suck; I really have to pass out now....................
You are a fuc# wad imposter jodie.
I'd fu#k nass even with a hairy back and ass even if I gained
30 pounds...and I'd love it!
You on the other hand....are un-fuc#able...
g'nite.
24. jockey - November 27, 2009 11:22 PM
wow @18
YOU must be the real jodie
ur not bitching as much as the fake one @23
25. Mr. pig - November 27, 2009 11:28 PM
Can someone help me get this dick out of my ass?
26. nass - November 27, 2009 11:29 PM
now everyone is confused
27. Jimmy - November 27, 2009 11:36 PM
@25 LMAO!!!
28. meowmo - November 27, 2009 11:55 PM
robo santa claws... is coming to town
29. Writch - November 28, 2009 1:22 AM
keep those centipede robot things the fuck away from me
30. Hayley - November 28, 2009 2:13 AM
But... why?
31. Hayley - November 28, 2009 3:29 AM
They look like a giant centipede.
32. Andrew - November 28, 2009 8:13 AM
The 3rd robot in RUINED IT by doing that backwards roll unsuccessfully which then caused it to be out of line...
33. atheistgirl - November 28, 2009 10:37 AM
And I thought I had no life.
How long must it have taken to programme them to do that crap dance.
At least you could destroy them with a sledgehammer!
34. dr.yosh - November 28, 2009 1:33 PM
scary as women
35. NoisyFukinRobots - November 28, 2009 2:55 PM
Yawn. I had to turn down the sound... so, is a screwbot that noisy, or do they have quiet motors? ;-)
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43. lazer dino monkey...KILL ALL ROBOTS...ZELDA GOES PEW - November 28, 2009 10:32 PM
BURN THEM WITH FIRE AND LAZERZ!!!
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44. dingo - November 29, 2009 8:31 AM
wow they have little tiny lasers and presure guns installed too....well here in the us the would....its gonna happen im joining the resistance
45. wes - November 29, 2009 2:27 PM
that is terrifying, not only for the robots but the terrible audio quality and little children telling me to "watch out"
-wes-
46. Rachel - December 2, 2009 1:43 AM
this may be the most terrifyingly hilarious thing I have ever seen.
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