Nov 27 2009Tis NEVER The Season For Synchronized Robots Dancing To Christmas Music

Ever wanted to see a bunch of robots synchronized to dance to Christmas music? Yeah, me neither. NEVER. Not even at my lowest. But I had to watch it and now you do too. You can barely hear the music over their little mechanical joints creaking, but it's still chock full of holiday apocalyptic spirit. And speaking of spirits: you think this is the ghost of Christmas future? You f***ed up Scrooge, you f***ed up.

Synchronized Robot Christmas Dance [break]

Thanks to Kim, Brian, Darken and cougrrr, who have never, EVER danced with a robot in the pail moonlight.

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this reminds me when i sucked 12 dicks yesterday

I masterbated to this FTW

So... that was terrifying.

That scared the hell out of me!
In Hawaii there are centipedes the size of your
fore-arm...and they want to KILL you!!
They actually chase you! they will not die!!
You have to chop them into 20 peices and they still move!
However you can put 2 in a large bowl and they will fight to
the death..yeah...thats cool.

ok this is actually little scary. These little guys wouldn't be that bad except for the freakish way they wave their "no no" fingers at me! YES YES Mr. Roboto!
@1,2 what have you done with my naas?!

i thought it was cuute, theyre only programed to do that its not like they can learn and remember dance moves. it reminded me of those tickle me elmos

@5 he's gone to the dark side

does anyone else think it's fu cked up that we have to watch advertising on internet videos now too? That was what made them better, NO DAMN COMMERCIALS, and now they're making it to where you cant fast forward through commercials on a DVR either, brainwashing A-HOLES

I will be honest I thought it was kind of cute

Great video.

I believe that would be "Pale" Moonlight.

@1 & 2 Mr. Pig - yeah, that's me alright.

You're just killing me man, just killing me I tell ya..... 12 dicks hehe, that's kind of funny actually but why yesterday & not today? It is is a holiday afterall

@11 STFU we all know you like dicks, now leave and stop blogging all day you fat hairy Bum

ummm...jodie you're the one thats a fat hairy bum, no go fuck yourself in the ass with a cucumber you Fat bitch

I feel uptight on a Saturday night
Nine o' clock, the radio's the only light
I hear my song and it pulls me through
Comes on strong, tells me what I got to do
I got to

Get up
Everybody's gonna move their feet
Get down
Everybody's gonna leave their seat
You gonna lose your mind in Detroit Rock City

Get up
Everybody's gonna move their feet
Get down
Everybody's gonna leave their seat

Getting late
I just can't wait
Ten o'clock and I know I gotta hit the road
First I drink, then I smoke
Start up the car, and I try to make the midnight show

Get up
Everybody's gonna move their feet
Get down
Everybody's gonna leave their seat

(Guitar Solo)

Movin' fast, down 95
I hit top speed but I'm still movin' much too slow
I feel so good, I'm so alive
I hear my song playin' on the radio
It goes

Get up
Everybody's gonna move their feet
Get down
Everybody's gonna leave their seat

(Drum Solo)

(Guitar Solo)

Twelve o'clock, I gotta rock
There's a truck ahead, lights starin' at my eyes
Oh my God, no time to turn
I got to laugh 'cause I know I'm about to die
Why

Get up
Everybody's gonna move their feet
Get down

(Guitar Solo)

@13 Damit! stop it Mr.Pig

stop impersonating me like an idiot now grow up!
your ruining the peace...
and my chances of sucking dicks

what is up with geekologie today
naas turns gay
paul stanley is here
jodie is a skanky whore
a black guy is in the white house
Jeff Dunham has his own show

I quit...

Man....Fuc* you ..is this Gw having late night entertainment? I can't
Believe theres already an imposter ME!! I haven't been blogging that long!!
@12 is NOT the real jodie....
P.s I don't know what stfu is...and I weigh 115...
Now I know why everyone gets mad when an imposter comes
forward....Your Croch Dribble!

wow @17 and @12
you two are PHONIES
now stop stealing the stupid names because everyone knows im the real jodie
i do NOT weigh 115 i weigh 176
and i have been blogging for like 4 hours already

now Fu-ck you imposters (and naas)

I couldn't watch all of it. I'm assuming that they formed a giant robot centipede and proceeded to maul the shit out of something. Sleeping with a shotgun tonight.

@the past several comments...

I'm not sure if you're entertaining yourself as much as me, but please don't stop

WHOEVER IS THE REAL NAAS AND THE REAL JODIE
both of you...
go die
Bitches.

omg which is the real naas?
i am SOOO confused >.<

@18 you suck; I really have to pass out now....................
You are a fuc# wad imposter jodie.
I'd fu#k nass even with a hairy back and ass even if I gained
30 pounds...and I'd love it!
You on the other hand....are un-fuc#able...
g'nite.

wow @18
YOU must be the real jodie
ur not bitching as much as the fake one @23

Can someone help me get this dick out of my ass?

now everyone is confused

@25 LMAO!!!

robo santa claws... is coming to town

keep those centipede robot things the fuck away from me

But... why?

They look like a giant centipede.

The 3rd robot in RUINED IT by doing that backwards roll unsuccessfully which then caused it to be out of line...

And I thought I had no life.
How long must it have taken to programme them to do that crap dance.
At least you could destroy them with a sledgehammer!

scary as women

Yawn. I had to turn down the sound... so, is a screwbot that noisy, or do they have quiet motors? ;-)

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wow they have little tiny lasers and presure guns installed too....well here in the us the would....its gonna happen im joining the resistance

that is terrifying, not only for the robots but the terrible audio quality and little children telling me to "watch out"
-wes-

this may be the most terrifyingly hilarious thing I have ever seen.

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