Nov 15 2009This Little Piggy Went To The Post Office: Bacon Flavored Envelopes For Meatier Mail
I think we all knew this day would come: Envelopes with bacon-flavored adhesive. Geez, these are almost as clever as my invention: nipple flavored envelopes. Which, I think you and I both know is the closest your tongue will ever come.
J&D's, the makers of Bacon Salt and Baconnaise, isn't kidding when they say everything should taste like bacon: They just announced Mmmvelopes, bacon-flavored envelopes. $6.99 for 25 bacon-flavored #10 envelopes, $14.99 for 3 packs of 25...."No longer will envelopes taste like the underside of your car. You can enjoy the taste of delicious bacon instead."
Now I know what you're thinking, "but how do I keep myself from eating them?" THEY'RE PAPER YOU IDIOTS. Yeah I have no idea.
Mmmvelopes: Bacon-Flavored Envelopes from the Makers of Bacon Salt and Baconnaise [eatmedaily]
Thanks to Mih0, who invented chocolate-flavored envelopes a long time ago but that ruthless cocoa mogul Wonka stole his idea.
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Reader Comments
1. KEVVERRROOONNNOOO - November 15, 2009 3:09 PM
UNO!
2. KEVVERRROOONNNOOO - November 15, 2009 3:11 PM
MY god im lonely..................
3. KEVVERRROOONNNOOO - November 15, 2009 3:12 PM
HEEEELLLLLOOOOOOO.....! ANYONE OUT THERE!!!
4. KEVVERRROOONNNOOO - November 15, 2009 3:14 PM
NO? ANYONE? ........................... well i guess i could go outside................... HHAHAHa who im i kidding im a slave to GW. /.................................. Seriously i have bedsores...................... and weigh 1200 pounds.............. uugghhhh. FML
5. KEWERRONNI ROLL - November 15, 2009 3:15 PM
THA THA THA THIRD!
6. om3ga - November 15, 2009 3:41 PM
mmmmmmmmmmmmm bacon mail led me back here...
7. ~☻,_∫∫ ∕∕-][ Ỵ ([¦¦ ([]) ][-¦¦ ☻~ - November 15, 2009 3:50 PM
bacon is getting a little over done XP
8. gizmoduck - November 15, 2009 4:00 PM
next week, bacon anal beads. deep fried.
9. WickedKitty - November 15, 2009 4:43 PM
I received a bacon envelop last week -_- Luckily it was just a drawing of bacon, not falvoured or smell-oured (?). The letter wasn't for me, but I know my parents are never gonna read it. I'm a vegetarian. MOUWHAHAHHAHAH
10. north ninja - November 15, 2009 5:56 PM
dogs are going to rape mailmen now
11. Closet Nerd - November 15, 2009 5:59 PM
What a jip, I sent these in the other week.
You should use these to send donations to your local mosque.
12. rad to the power of me - November 15, 2009 10:49 PM
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because this won't be a problem at all!!!
@11 good idea
13. Jaded Icon - November 16, 2009 7:50 AM
Hmmm...interesting idea. Now if I can just get my letter heads to taste of bacon and I'll be back on top baby!