Nov 20 2009They're All The Rage: On/Off Head Switches
Want to look like you're a cyborg or some shit? I couldn't imagine why (unless you want me to brain you with a crowbar), but if you do, just glue an on/off switch to the back of your head like Dominic Wilcox did. But, WARNING: your hats won't fit the same! Neat idea, Dominic, but this is exactly the kind of thing that'll get you killed if you roll with the crew that I do. THAT SAID, I JUST I JUST HOOKED MYSELF UP WITH A VOLUME KNOB. WHAT? OH SORRY -- SOMEBODY TURNED ME UP TO 11!!
Hit the jump for a picture of the installation process.
On/Off Switch On The Head Is A Cool Accessory But Not Functional [walyou]
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Reader Comments
1. naas - November 20, 2009 4:27 PM
just sayin
2. Boozie - November 20, 2009 4:28 PM
That's really f-ing stupid...just saying
3. John - November 20, 2009 4:29 PM
11? Is that loud? Well, it's one more than 10!
4. naas - November 20, 2009 4:29 PM
right? ..of all the places to have your off switch installed, pfft
just sayin
5. somerandomguy - November 20, 2009 4:32 PM
Wow...... this is a fail.....not just saying, no not this time.
6. naas - November 20, 2009 4:35 PM
While I do tend to skim over information from time to time, at first glance I thought that picture was a furbys' sex hammer.... just sayin
7. Zing! - November 20, 2009 4:37 PM
I'm a psychic and I predict the end of the world will come when a man named Paul comes into this thread giving a link to his Paul-wares... BEWARE just sayin.
8. David Sadi - November 20, 2009 4:41 PM
Yay for spinal tap reference.
9. Primrose - November 20, 2009 4:43 PM
for some reason i cannot explain this remindes me of nazis
10. Neil - November 20, 2009 4:46 PM
WOW, that's pretty damn retarded, well done
11. CoinOperatedBoi - November 20, 2009 4:54 PM
They're just sayin....
12. totally not gay - November 20, 2009 4:56 PM
GAY
13. Gargamel - November 20, 2009 5:02 PM
"just sayin" is the new "first!"...just sayin
14. om3ga - November 20, 2009 5:28 PM
sick.
that's all folks
15. livingjetlag - November 20, 2009 5:28 PM
I'm afraid that this guy just wants you to stick batteries in his...
16. Dishy Dishyington - November 20, 2009 5:42 PM
With an antenna he could turn on, tune in, and drop out.
17. Vivianne BaBa - November 20, 2009 5:42 PM
Transmetropolitan right...
http://img690.imageshack.us/img690/1256/picture2zvr.png
just an example
18. me.vicky - November 20, 2009 6:49 PM
Of all the things to bestow upon man, a non-functional on/off switch is the LAST thing any of us needs.
Just sayin'.
19. shellshell - November 20, 2009 7:16 PM
@17 nice one :o)
20. cabbo - November 20, 2009 10:47 PM
Next thing you know, they'll be making sandwitches that have bread which is too small for our mighty ham, and a stonehenge in danger of being crushed by a pair of midgets.
21. cabbo - November 20, 2009 10:54 PM
And they'll be tuning violins and playing guitars with those violins as bows, and they'll be using radio signals to send information to amplifiers which get cut off by army signals, and they'll be banning our album cover and making it completely black, and they'll be licking my love pump and they'll be giving me some mon-naaayyy, and they'll be blowing our drummers into dust, and they'll be getting sweeter pushin' with more cushin', etc. etc.
Now you don't need to watch 'This Is Spinal Tap'.
22. Shenron - November 21, 2009 4:47 AM
congratulations dumbass! Now sit on it, oh I mean sleep on it! take you pick there both going to be irritating and uncomfortable.
23. Muffintits - November 21, 2009 9:53 AM
I bet peeling all that tape off was a treat. Masking tape and skin don't separate comfortably.
24. cabbo - November 21, 2009 12:47 PM
@23 they probably dissolved the adhesive before removing the tape. Just postulating.
25. bean - November 21, 2009 12:51 PM
So stupid, but if they were real id get some for my boyfirend, and kids. They need to be shut down sometimes.
26. Miki - November 21, 2009 6:44 PM
WHY?
27. paul smith shoes - November 27, 2009 9:30 AM
http://www.newpaulsmith.com/paul-smith-shoes-c-518.html