Nov 12 2009Science-y!: Thermal Imaging Of A Toot
This is what a toot likes like under thermal imaging. Looks kind of like a ghost, don't you think? The ghost of dinners past! Get it?! Me neither. Also, I totally just made you stare at a man's ass. Women don't do that! Right? Women don't do that....right?
Thanks to Kelly, who thought it looked like musical notes.
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Reader Comments
1. ------a - November 12, 2009 6:50 PM
first?
2. bobb - November 12, 2009 6:50 PM
first
3. ------a - November 12, 2009 6:50 PM
whoo hoo! first!
4. fail - November 12, 2009 6:51 PM
^^^^^^
Fail Fail Fail
5. Ann - November 12, 2009 6:55 PM
To make GW happy, yes we don't ;)
6. livingjetlag - November 12, 2009 7:20 PM
OK, that was fun. Now light one on fire and do it again!
7. PaNTsMaN - November 12, 2009 7:25 PM
p3w~p3w
8. englishman - November 12, 2009 7:31 PM
Farting; so uncouth.
9. Scotsman - November 12, 2009 7:38 PM
^^^^^
Southern fairy, ken aye?
10. David S - November 12, 2009 7:42 PM
Is that with clothes on or without?
11. JFreezy - November 12, 2009 7:44 PM
Now do it again and see if you can catch it in a bottle!!
12. cabbo - November 12, 2009 7:55 PM
Bits of it do look like an upside down bass clef with no dots. Maybe a minim on the top one.
Now to photoshop a thermal image of a person with an open mouth in there.
13. Dishy Dishyington - November 12, 2009 7:55 PM
Chicks are smart and silently fart.
And for relief, sometimes they queef.
http://www.dirtybutton.com/pictures/2072-i-love-to-fart/
http://www.zazzle.com/coitus_queef_tshirt-235979112362633510
14. John - November 12, 2009 8:00 PM
Man or woman, that is a shapely ass.
15. Jimie! - November 12, 2009 8:22 PM
farts are even more disgusting coming out of a woman
the thought of a woman farting is unthinkable, but when it happens your like
"thats just nasty"
16. GeekologieReader1Five10Eleven - November 12, 2009 8:57 PM
FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!
17. naas - November 13, 2009 12:30 AM
@16 You epic fail douchealot!
18. Closet Nerd - November 13, 2009 12:33 AM
Man, I really hope thats a guys ass, because if so, I have a raging stiffy thinking about it!!
19. EMHS - November 13, 2009 2:50 AM
Gotta be a chick ass. I think that if it were a guy, there would be balls making an additional splotch in the thermal image. And then there would be Closet Nerd sucking on them.
20. Jaded Icon - November 13, 2009 8:45 AM
Yeah, that has GOT to be a girl's ass. If it was a guy's ass the fart shapes would come out like a boxing glove or a mushroom cloud...
21. Tigerh8r - November 13, 2009 10:31 AM
It would have been a much cooler pic if they lit it!
22. 24-bit whore - November 13, 2009 11:06 AM
@17 does that meat your seal of approval?
23. Brent - November 13, 2009 11:12 AM
Of course not! Only skeevy stoners fart.
24. Closet Nerd - November 13, 2009 12:12 PM
@18 Awwwwwww, my first impersonator...... I'll remember this day FOREVER!!!
25. Closet Nerd - November 13, 2009 12:13 PM
@18 I have 2 kids dumbass, I'm never awake at 12:30am.
26. Freedom - November 13, 2009 4:46 PM
Fake...I don't see a red spot on Steve's butt
Ghost Hunters Live
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyc--M7XTSU
27. Iris - November 13, 2009 9:46 PM
we certainly don't
28. Bob - November 14, 2009 3:10 AM
I need a hi-res version of that! My wife said that we can hang it in the guest room if I can get a hi-res image of it. The phrase, "It would look really good in the guest room, and would go well above the desk." was uttered.
PLEASE!!!! How often does that happen?!
29. Neal Deesit - November 14, 2009 3:45 PM
Fart Poetry
December 30
by Richard Brautigan
At 1:03 in the morning a fart
smells like a marriage between
an avocado and a fish head.
I have to get out of bed
to write this down without
my glasses on.
30. Albert - November 17, 2009 11:14 AM
what about it you shart?
31. Wade - November 17, 2009 11:15 AM
Show me that ^^ geekologie!!!